Your awesome last words.

[generalvash]

"Will I dream?"

Alternatively (and less profound):

"Delete my browser history . . ."

 

[Satellizer]

"I am Rhandall!!! And I am older than lemons! I possess a power beyond mortal imagination. My plans will not be undone by such amateur-hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding. I am Rhandall. My will be done."

 

[Tselis]

"I'd like to be a tree next time around. Something with flowers."

 

[shurikenshado4]

"Doesn't matter. I'll respawn in ten seconds anyway"

 

[toothofymir]

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!

 

[janerowdy]

I hope I have the clarity of mind to make my last words "oh well"

 

[int boom]

"Fuck Reality!"

 

[uhddh]

"Oh Fuck Me"

 

[York_Beckett]

Spoiler: I hid 20 million dollars in the...

 

[Arphaxon]

"Ah dammit this keeps happening. Now I have to roll another character."

Or

Grab the person closest to me, a look of terror in my eyes, and shout "Quickly, dog or lemon? Tell me! DOG OR LEMON!?" *die*

 

[Ambassador Kosh]

"Tie me Kangaroo down Sport, tie me kangaroo down."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Tell Hinata that I am completely indifferent to her."

 

[Cr33dl0rd]

¨Challenge Accepted¨

 

[DeadlyBritishDisease]

"I'm sorry for the inconvenience."

Love the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" reference.

OT: In my super fantasized alternate universe future, I'd probably be making some kind of epic self-sacrifice, saying "This is the right thing to do"

In reality I'd probably say something mysterious about the possibility of an afterlife, just to fuck with everyone: "Oh, it's you" or "so this is what happens"

 

[eggy32]

Hmmm, I'd want a pretty memorable way of saying goodbye on my death bed. So probably something along the lines of "Right, I'm goin now, talk to you later."

 

[Womplord]

Yes! I am INVINCIBLE!!!

 

[StormShaun]

"I wanted to tell you...one last thing...ugh...No Dice, Bwhahahahah!" *dead*

If it was me on my death bed.

or if I was serious.

"for the greater good"

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

So what I want to say is something like:

"I'm coming, I'm coming, yesssssss...." or "Who's your daddy?"

what I'm going to say is:

"You too, Brutus?"

or

"Finally this charade is over"

 

[Kilroy17]

Either: "The closer it gets, the more it starts to look like a piano!"

Funniest thing I seen today.

 

[albinoterrorist]

Pull my finger.