Your awesome last words.

Womplord

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"Tell my wife I said... Hitler was right"

"My stash of porn is buried under-"

"That's all folks!"

"My amazing secret is- URGH"

"Tell my wife... I never loved her"
 

zerobudgetgamer

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If I was in a heavily populated area, I'd shout as loudly and as quickly as I could,

"God is real, religion exists, and He wants us all to devote our lives to worshipping Him, and if this is not the God's Honest Truth, then may he strike me dead!"

Less Populated Area,

"Rule 34. Never Forget...Rule 34!!!"
 

Satellizer

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"I am Rhandall!!! And I am older than lemons! I possess a power beyond mortal imagination. My plans will not be undone by such amateur-hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding. I am Rhandall. My will be done."
 

Arphaxon

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"Ah dammit this keeps happening. Now I have to roll another character."

Or

Grab the person closest to me, a look of terror in my eyes, and shout "Quickly, dog or lemon? Tell me! DOG OR LEMON!?" *die*
 
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Mighty Neko said:
"I'm sorry for the inconvenience."
Love the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" reference.

OT: In my super fantasized alternate universe future, I'd probably be making some kind of epic self-sacrifice, saying "This is the right thing to do"

In reality I'd probably say something mysterious about the possibility of an afterlife, just to fuck with everyone: "Oh, it's you" or "so this is what happens"