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StormShaun

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supersupersuperguy said:
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My god, she is adorable. What is her name, where can I find her, and is that a goddamn cape incorporated into a school uniform?

OT: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: 2D > 3D. My physical attraction to real-life women is far, FAR lower than my attraction to a well-drawn anime character. That's not to say the two should intermingle; I've seen the results of a girl trying to be an anime character through cosmetic surgery. It's... not pleasant. However, I have an... embarrassingly large hentai folder with some... questionable content hidden inside. I can't help it. I'm just a bit different like that.

Edit: Also, I fantasize about being a magical masked warrior. Kind of like a crime-fighting vigilante, but not exactly. Instead of just fighting crime, I'd also toy with people, particularly people who want to stop my own brand of vigilante justice. Honestly, I just want to act out my ideas of "right" and "wrong" without consequence and get a sort of power rush. I like feeling superior or in control, but I don't really get that feeling in my life.
Well I doubt it's part of the uniform but she's allowed to have it in one person is wearing a kendo uniform most of the time. xD

Ok, this is Kud (for short)/Kudryavka Noumi. One of the heroines from "Little Busters" and main heroine of "Kud Wafter".

Little Busters is a visual novel and an on going anime. So you can either get the VN (You can message me for more info on that...and if you have a PC) or you can just search up the anime and watch that, but she is starting to appear in the next episode.

Kud Wafter is the spin-off from Little Busters (I call it a sequel because she's my number one girl!) that is more adult, it's being translated to english right now.

If ya have any questions just message me...also I know how you feel with your secret. (And the second too.)
 

Thee Lost One

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I'm Single handedly responsible for the emotional deaths of no less than 5 people, and bringing 3 more to the edge of the same precipice, and enjoyed every moment of it all. I'm also responsible for manipulating the flow of a crowds emotional state over all to incite a near riot at local social centers simply to provide a cover for me to partake of a choice actions/items. I know I've scared one psychologist into changing professions at the age of 8, and I suspect I was the final push for two others at about 12.
 

Vault101

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I better watch out

there be a lot of "badasses" over here *snnrrrrk*

worst thing Ive ever done is look at sexually explicit images...hoestly I'm boring and normal, which I like being
 

A.A.K

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I'm joining the Police Force in the new year.
- Anyone who knows my full history and the details will find that both insanely hysterical, and will probably be proud of that.

Secondly, 2/3rds of the tattoos on my body are dedicated to the Syrian and Russian mobsters who saved my life.
 

katsabas

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A girl wrote me a letter confessing her love when we both were 12 or 13 years old. I ate that letter in front of her.
 

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Vault101 said:
I better watch out

there be a lot of "badasses" over here *snnrrrrk*

worst thing Ive ever done is look at sexually explicit images...hoestly I'm boring and normal, which I like being
*gasp* You monster! How could one person be so twisted and evil?!

Yeeeah I don't really have any dark secrets. I tend to be pretty open about what I like/do, and what I like/do isn't exactly dark and twisted. And, after reading some of the responses here, I doubt any secret I could have would even come close to what's been said.
 

SEXTON HALE

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Nothing really seems to be sticking out at the moment...

I know that I enjoy some of the weirdest shit the internet has to offer but that does'nt really feel like a secret.

I think im generally too open to have secrets to worry about in the first place,every person I know has some dirt on me but I don't have any glaring secrets I would really care about getting out.
 

Guffe

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manaman said:
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I'm a Police Officer and take notes and track you guys down depending on what you type on these forums...
I'm with the FBI and I track down people pretending to be police online. You should hear from us shortly.
I'm a Police Officer working in tracking down fake trackers who pretend they are tracking people they think are fake.
How soon is this a trackinception??
 

SlaveNumber23

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katsabas said:
A girl wrote me a letter confessing her love when we both were 12 or 13 years old. I ate that letter in front of her.
This is amazing, I have this mental image of an evil looking kid just staring at some girl while slowly eating the letter, never breaking eye contact and the girl is crying her eyes out. Needs to be a scene in a movie.


Umm I don't think I really have any dark secrets, I mean apart from the urges to kill people but everyone gets that, right? Also I love cuddles.
 

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Atmos Duality said:
Guffe said:
I'm a Police Officer and take notes and track you guys down depending on what you type on these forums...

OT: I keep most of my (boring)real life away from the online public, as a matter of professional security.

Given how some companies include background checks based on what you put on your social profiles (or flat out demand your Facebook account password), time has proven me right.
Yeah well I am only myself on the internet so I have nothing to fear when it comes to that.
Also in Finland it's illegal to ask for another persons account codes etc when it comes to applying for a job /school so no need when it comes to that either.
Then again me coming here saying I am a cop who watches your every move, how many are going to believe me?
 

CounterReproductive

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I have locked room with no lights, I keep a very private thing in it. I guess you could call it my dark secret.

Not saying another word in this thread.
 

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Rawne1980 said:
After 12 years in some of the shittiest warzones on earth I know for certain some people here wouldn't be able to handle my darkest secrets.

They go up in arms when a cop tazers a blind man and i've done much, much worse.
That actually intrigues me all the more. Damn you!

As for me? No dark secrets. Even if I did, my friend and my ex use this site, so I wouldn't say anything anyway. I are boring. :)
 

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Vault101 said:
I better watch out

there be a lot of "badasses" over here *snnrrrrk*

worst thing Ive ever done is look at sexually explicit images...hoestly I'm boring and normal, which I like being
Not sure if you're a liar, or if I'm really as gorram weird as I suspect.

I sort of expect people to be secretly weird, and me to be secretly weirder than most.
Not sure how to evaluate someone claiming to be totally mundane.
 

Vault101

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Ieyke said:
Not sure if you're a liar, or if I'm really as gorram weird as I suspect.

I sort of expect people to be secretly weird, and me to be secretly weirder than most.
Not sure how to evaluate someone claiming to be totally mundane.
compared to what others have said I honestly can't compare

they were Manga images though....but then I felt a bit uncomfortable because manga charachters tend to have a "child like" look depending on the qulity of the art
 

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SlaveNumber23 said:
This is amazing, I have this mental image of an evil looking kid just staring at some girl while slowly eating the letter, never breaking eye contact and the girl is crying her eyes out. Needs to be a scene in a movie.
Well, she did cry her eyes out. But I broke eye contact to ask if anybody had any mustard.
 

DanielBrown

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When I was a young teenager I noticed how easily I could get girls and manipulate people, so I made it a hobby of mine to get girls to cheat on their boyfriends. I never cared if I knew the boyfriend of not and once even did my thing on my best friends girlfriend.
Can't say I'm too proud of that.
 

Pebkio

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I am a massive pervert, there is very little that I'm not into. Or that would be the case, if I could actually feel anything besides contempt and hatred anymore. The world has successfully driven me almost to the point of never having another hard-on.

And that's only half as dark as my secrets get.
 

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SonofaJohannes said:
I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.
I know that feel. Normal porn's kind of gross.

Ehh, I guess that's my 'dark secret,' too. But really, I don't keep secrets. All someone has to do is ask.
EDIT: I'm completely lying, and this is as good a time as any to get this off my chest. The one secret I do (and will continue to) keep is that I have only felt any form of love for one person. She doesn't even know I exist (not hyperbolically, but literally). I have a girlfriend, and I can't figure out if I'm still with her because I actually like her, or because I've been alone for too much of my life and don't want to go back.

Why I'm sharing this with a forum full of strangers instead of a family member or best friend is beyond me.