Your dark secrets
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When I was a young teenager I noticed how easily I could get girls and manipulate people, so I made it a hobby of mine to get girls to cheat on their boyfriends. I never cared if I knew the boyfriend of not and once even did my thing on my best friends girlfriend.
Can't say I'm too proud of that.
Can't say I'm too proud of that.
I am a massive pervert, there is very little that I'm not into. Or that would be the case, if I could actually feel anything besides contempt and hatred anymore. The world has successfully driven me almost to the point of never having another hard-on.
And that's only half as dark as my secrets get.
And that's only half as dark as my secrets get.
I know that feel. Normal porn's kind of gross.SonofaJohannes said:
Ehh, I guess that's my 'dark secret,' too. But really,
EDIT: I'm completely lying, and this is as good a time as any to get this off my chest. The one secret I do (and will continue to) keep is that I have only felt any form of love for one person. She doesn't even know I exist (not hyperbolically, but literally). I have a girlfriend, and I can't figure out if I'm still with her because I actually like her, or because I've been alone for too much of my life and don't want to go back.
Why I'm sharing this with a forum full of strangers instead of a family member or best friend is beyond me.
I am incapable of feeling loneliness.
Probably conditioning from my childhood which was spent pretty much by myself for 90% of the time, and I have nothing in common with my siblings so we never talk(ed). I operate just as well in isolation as in the company of others, if not better depending on what sort of company we're talking about.
Sometimes I'm afraid I might be a sociopath, as it's a two way street. I don't really have feelings of emotional attachment to anyone either, not since childhood at any rate.
Probably conditioning from my childhood which was spent pretty much by myself for 90% of the time, and I have nothing in common with my siblings so we never talk(ed). I operate just as well in isolation as in the company of others, if not better depending on what sort of company we're talking about.
Sometimes I'm afraid I might be a sociopath, as it's a two way street. I don't really have feelings of emotional attachment to anyone either, not since childhood at any rate.
So do I...Alternative said:
I have 2 (1 for hentai and fakes, the other for actual women just posing/fucking)Alternative said:
OT: My dark secret is, brace yourself, I really fuckin' like Nicolas Cage! Oh, I just blew your mind, didn't I?
(Slightly more OT: I care for no-one in the present day. Yeah I like the video games and movies and some people whom I wish I had the ability to care for but I don't and I spend lots of time fantasizing about how different and great my life would be if I were born 100 or so years in the future. But then I get really fucking depressed when I remember the future won't be all Virtual Reality, no racism/sexism fun but will just be more of the same only it'll be harder to breath the air...)
I have very little sympathy for people who whine about their emotional issues like Depression a lot. Especially when they have close to nothing to be depressed about. Related to my previous dirty little secret I am a social darwinist. I also have a sure-fire cure for anorexia. Its called the shove a doughnut down their throat method. So in other words, I am a terrible person.
Hmm let me see.
I spend a lot of money on Yugioh Cards every year.
I play Pokemon a lot, and I mean a lot. I also don't give a shit on how cool they look, I go for stats, natures and all that other stuff.
I hate Bacon, the only meat I won't eat.
Everytime, I order takeaway food. I will go outside and wait for them, just incase I miss them.
Finally there's nothing that pisses me off more, than when a friend calls me just to brag about how great the sex that they just had was. That or when they talk about their love life, in general. I don't care but I'm too nice to just tell them to shut up. So I just sit and listen whilst faking interest at the same time.
I spend a lot of money on Yugioh Cards every year.
I play Pokemon a lot, and I mean a lot. I also don't give a shit on how cool they look, I go for stats, natures and all that other stuff.
I hate Bacon, the only meat I won't eat.
Everytime, I order takeaway food. I will go outside and wait for them, just incase I miss them.
Finally there's nothing that pisses me off more, than when a friend calls me just to brag about how great the sex that they just had was. That or when they talk about their love life, in general. I don't care but I'm too nice to just tell them to shut up. So I just sit and listen whilst faking interest at the same time.
