im a little tipsy and i just bought a new 1080 inch LED monitor from amazon. probably a mistake, any funny drunken mistakes you made recently.
I agree with everything you have to say sir. It's almost like vodka-redbulls are a magical potion of over-imbibing and bad decisions.headshotcatcher said:There's cheating on my ex (Damn vodka-redbull, it's so good..)
The worst is when you do it in the actual club. Just sucking face in the worst, sloppiest drunk way. And I also made out with a hideous 32-year old woman when I was just 16. Oh mang, I've done that too many times......headshotcatcher said:And few months after, hooking up with the most hideous girl in the club (everyone's been there )
That reminds of me of when I was in Rome on a school trip. These preppy-like kids had bought a bottle of vodka surreptitiously, then they got scared and wanted to get rid of it. So I drank about a quarter of a bottle in one swig, threw up on these american girls balcony, chain-smoked about 5 horrible european cigs and shivering, then I drank some sprite. Then I felt good enough to pour another quarter of the bottle into a my sprite bottle.Then we hid the bottle underneath these roof tiles. Then I went downstairs and was fucked with by this african-american woman from Florida. After that I went to go lie down in the patio and fell asleep. When I came back to that same hotel touring europe after high school, it was still there, and it was still good.teqrevisited said:After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.
wait whatmegaraccoon said:lets see drunken mistakes from when i was 13 to now at 22?
1. banged my cousin
The Black Adder avatar is what really completes this commentteqrevisited said:After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.
When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.
The OP did actually say that though..headshotcatcher said:Wow I am amused by your /amazing/ wit and the way you participate in this thread!Srcruls said:1080 inch tv!!! WOW.
then im afraid you dont get drunk enough if your still able to use hadn eye co-ordination to use a splif or even take a piss while standing then you're not drunk enough however should you wish any of my list to happen to you with the benifits of no clothes a mouth of vomit a headache and not able to remeber your own name then plz come on down to cwmbran i promise youll have a great time and you wont ever know it!RobCoxxy said:wait whatmegaraccoon said:lets see drunken mistakes from when i was 13 to now at 22?
1. banged my cousin
I usually just end up waking up next to ex girlfriends best friends, getting high or confessing feelings/getting emotional