your drunken mistakes.

farmerboy219

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im a little tipsy and i just bought a new 1080 inch LED monitor from amazon. probably a mistake, any funny drunken mistakes you made recently.
 

teqrevisited

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After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.

When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.
 

baconsarnie

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Worst mistake? Probably that time when i continued to get jagerbombs when already completely wasted.
Im not that bad a drunk, basically exactly the same as normal but cant walk in a straight line as well i can normally.
 

Ulvai

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I drink a lot. So I've come to think of it not as a "mistakes", but as a "negative experiences". And I think I'll soon level up!
 

Irriduccibilli

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Oh where to start. I got into fights with larger groups because I can't keep my mouth shut. One of the biggest mistakes I have ever made was when I broke a window with my hand by a mistake. I was walking along the street with a friend and we where on our way home. We started shoving each other, you know, for fun. So he hit me with his shoulder a bit too hard, I lost my balance and rammed my fist through a window. My friend immideatly ran away like a sissy while some other guy who saw what happened came over and tried to hold me back because I was gonna leg it as well... like a sissy. He knocked me over and tried to lock me down, I shoved him off and ran away. I believe he was trying to hold me back till the police came by. So I hid in large bush 500m away I think, and I was bleeding badly because I got a nasty cut on my arm when I rammed through the window. So I hid in the bush for an hour and pulled of my shirt and used it as a bandage. I called one of my female friends who came and picked me up. We went home to her place and she helped me clean the wound from dirt and glass and helped me get a real bandage on it.
Thats probably the worst thing I have ever done when I was drunk, and part of it wasnt actually my fault, it was my friend who knocked me into the window. But anyway, it made a nice scar on my arm and it's a great story.
 

megaraccoon

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lets see drunken mistakes from when i was 13 to now at 22?
1. banged my cousin
2. beat the crap otta an copper
3. ran scraming naked through cwmbran town center
4. took a train to chedder gorge after three days of drunkenly hopping on and of various trains cuz i had no money
5. banged my teacher
6. got my ass kicked in swansea
7. stormed through a wedding and told the groom his missus cheated on him with his brother
8. ran naked through a brewery and got arrested
9. played halo then thought i was in the game and freaked out
10. ran into a wall
and finally got a boat to ireland and woke up in belfast with a bar maid named jessica
umm thats it im afraid dont drink as much as i used too and probably wont ever again....ok maybe at my stag do but i'll have a week in advance.
 

mephistophelesees

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learning the entire souja boy dance.....wait, that wasn't a mistake probs getting with an ex, then loudly declaring no strings as we walked back into the living room
 

monstersquad

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headshotcatcher said:
There's cheating on my ex (Damn vodka-redbull, it's so good..)
I agree with everything you have to say sir. It's almost like vodka-redbulls are a magical potion of over-imbibing and bad decisions.

headshotcatcher said:
And few months after, hooking up with the most hideous girl in the club (everyone's been there :p)
The worst is when you do it in the actual club. Just sucking face in the worst, sloppiest drunk way. And I also made out with a hideous 32-year old woman when I was just 16. Oh mang, I've done that too many times......

teqrevisited said:
After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.
That reminds of me of when I was in Rome on a school trip. These preppy-like kids had bought a bottle of vodka surreptitiously, then they got scared and wanted to get rid of it. So I drank about a quarter of a bottle in one swig, threw up on these american girls balcony, chain-smoked about 5 horrible european cigs and shivering, then I drank some sprite. Then I felt good enough to pour another quarter of the bottle into a my sprite bottle.Then we hid the bottle underneath these roof tiles. Then I went downstairs and was fucked with by this african-american woman from Florida. After that I went to go lie down in the patio and fell asleep. When I came back to that same hotel touring europe after high school, it was still there, and it was still good.
 

RobCoxxy

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megaraccoon said:
lets see drunken mistakes from when i was 13 to now at 22?
1. banged my cousin
wait what

I usually just end up waking up next to ex girlfriends best friends, getting high or confessing feelings/getting emotional :p
 

Pariah87

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Oh man, how many mistakes have I made when under the influence.

Once, I was very drunk and fell into a small van, knocking off its wing mirror. According to my friends I managed to put it back on, looked rather pleased with myself then knocked it off again without realising as I walked away.

I drank a ridiculous home made cocktail one night, 3 pints of it, before going out and having a few more beers. It took about an hour to hit me, at which point I fell asleep upstairs in the bar for several hours before being escorted out at closing time, where I then passed out again slumped down the side of the building. The cocktail consisted of 1 bottle of each (Vodka, Tequila, Sambucca, White Rum, Red Wine) half a bottle of JD, 2 bottles of Schnapps and 3 cartons of fruit juice. Everyone else drank it in simple glasses, I was bet I couldn't drink it in pints.

Another time a girl was showing interest in me. That doesn't happen often and this one was rather hot. She wanted me to go on to the next club with her (which plays shit music, frequented by people who like shit music). She refused to take no for an answer so I ended up convincing her I was gay, stupid stupid stupid. Of course I should have gone, she was hot but in my drunken state all I could think of was my hatred for dance music and RnB. She looked incredibly dissapointed and just up and left.
 

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teqrevisited said:
After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.

When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.
The Black Adder avatar is what really completes this comment :D
 

aznj03

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not my mistake, but in high school a friend of mine went to party, got trashed, left, walked over a mile down the road (I lived in a rural area), kicked in some random family's door and passed out on their couch.
 

megaraccoon

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RobCoxxy said:
megaraccoon said:
lets see drunken mistakes from when i was 13 to now at 22?
1. banged my cousin
wait what

I usually just end up waking up next to ex girlfriends best friends, getting high or confessing feelings/getting emotional :p
then im afraid you dont get drunk enough if your still able to use hadn eye co-ordination to use a splif or even take a piss while standing then you're not drunk enough however should you wish any of my list to happen to you with the benifits of no clothes a mouth of vomit a headache and not able to remeber your own name then plz come on down to cwmbran i promise youll have a great time and you wont ever know it!