Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!
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"The plot's about as twisted and impenetrable as a granite octopus"
I thought that was a very good similie. The best I've heard from yahtzee and the best I've heard in a long time before then.
I thought that was a very good similie. The best I've heard from yahtzee and the best I've heard in a long time before then.
"Now pair up my last few statements until this paragraph is roughly the same length as Marcel Prouste's A la Recherche du Temps Perdu, then read it out loud to yourself while occasionally flinging the text across the room so you have to go pick it up again, and you'll have a pretty good idea of the Mass Effect experience."
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but nobodies going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT"
"If the developers thought I'd buy the game just to see what 'twing-twang' is, then mission fucking accomplished I suppose, but I'm going to be very disappointed if it isn't a cutesy euphonism for lesbian cunnilingus. Yeah I went there."
"It strikes of trying to have one's cake and eat it: a phrase I never really understood. I mean, I think it's perfectly reasonable to want to eat a cake that you have; there's not much else you can do with a cake except maybe hide in one if you're a stripper. Sorry, lost my train of thought."
They're all great
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but nobodies going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT"
"If the developers thought I'd buy the game just to see what 'twing-twang' is, then mission fucking accomplished I suppose, but I'm going to be very disappointed if it isn't a cutesy euphonism for lesbian cunnilingus. Yeah I went there."
"It strikes of trying to have one's cake and eat it: a phrase I never really understood. I mean, I think it's perfectly reasonable to want to eat a cake that you have; there's not much else you can do with a cake except maybe hide in one if you're a stripper. Sorry, lost my train of thought."
They're all great
GO TEAM RETARD!!!
To paraphrase Oscar Wylde, 'no chance, you unreasonable dicks'.
This isn't the game for you if you enjoy jumping into the action. Come to think of it, this isn't the game for you even if you don't. I can't imagine what kind of person could consider this the game for them, but they probably live in a cave and subsist on raw fish.
For those of us who know which end of a gun makes a loud noise, it's essentially a magical 'hey, look over there' button.
Princess Zelda gets into a pickle and has to be un-pickled by the hero who is named Link when I feel mature enough to not abuse the 'enter your name' feature and Fagballs all other times.
Then a beaten and dejected Terry starts sniffing glue while Gonad crawls into the fetal position and softly giggles to himself.
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, bust funbags, knockers, valeestegs (couldn't understand), boobies, jugs, nipples, jugglies, STONKING GREAT TITS.
To paraphrase Oscar Wylde, 'no chance, you unreasonable dicks'.
This isn't the game for you if you enjoy jumping into the action. Come to think of it, this isn't the game for you even if you don't. I can't imagine what kind of person could consider this the game for them, but they probably live in a cave and subsist on raw fish.
For those of us who know which end of a gun makes a loud noise, it's essentially a magical 'hey, look over there' button.
Princess Zelda gets into a pickle and has to be un-pickled by the hero who is named Link when I feel mature enough to not abuse the 'enter your name' feature and Fagballs all other times.
Then a beaten and dejected Terry starts sniffing glue while Gonad crawls into the fetal position and softly giggles to himself.
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, bust funbags, knockers, valeestegs (couldn't understand), boobies, jugs, nipples, jugglies, STONKING GREAT TITS.
"jeasus christ, i would expect this from a fucking rom hax, designed by HITLER!"
"you may think that it isnt that funny to love a game but FUCK YOU, Portals great and if you don't thinks so you must be stupid!"
"but there is really nothing that needs changing, it all fits together quite nicely like furious blood stained sticklebricks"
"how you enter sceneros where you can literlay beat the stupid out of peach while the crowd is screaming for blood is quite entertaining" (something like that)
"YOU MISERABLE, FANBOY, TWAT!"
and many others
"you may think that it isnt that funny to love a game but FUCK YOU, Portals great and if you don't thinks so you must be stupid!"
"but there is really nothing that needs changing, it all fits together quite nicely like furious blood stained sticklebricks"
"how you enter sceneros where you can literlay beat the stupid out of peach while the crowd is screaming for blood is quite entertaining" (something like that)
"YOU MISERABLE, FANBOY, TWAT!"
and many others
On reviewing Fallout 3:
"........Yeah, it's pretty good." I dunno why, but that made me double over with laughter.
Also, one can never forget the classic "Pants-On-Head-Retarded."
"........Yeah, it's pretty good." I dunno why, but that made me double over with laughter.
Also, one can never forget the classic "Pants-On-Head-Retarded."
From Ninja Gaiden 2: (may not be right but hopefully close)
"Because giant boobs and skimpy outfits are what they allow in the CIA. Maybe the T&A *ba dum tish*"
And:
"But fuck you if you want story, here's your story. Demons over there. KILL THEY ASS!"
"Because giant boobs and skimpy outfits are what they allow in the CIA. Maybe the T&A *ba dum tish*"
And:
"But fuck you if you want story, here's your story. Demons over there. KILL THEY ASS!"
Where did Fuzzy Felt DS9 come from?not_tragedi said:
edit: Ah, never mind. Haven't watched that one in a while so I forgot.
Probably where it was said that Devil May Cry 4 was about the same gaming experience as;
"Getting a wasp and a spider to fight, with some Slipknot in the background, and pouring red and green gummy bears on whoever wins"
hilarious, watched it over and over again.
"Getting a wasp and a spider to fight, with some Slipknot in the background, and pouring red and green gummy bears on whoever wins"
hilarious, watched it over and over again.
"explosively cums grass seeds"
"random-stick-waggling-fu"
"Indigo Prophcy Syndrome" I have used that in a conversation I swear!
"I decided to set out to create a totalitarian government because it made my balls feel big"
"the ai stand out as clever and challenging among the hundreds of games populated exclusively by suicidal retards"
"random-stick-waggling-fu"
"Indigo Prophcy Syndrome" I have used that in a conversation I swear!
"I decided to set out to create a totalitarian government because it made my balls feel big"
"the ai stand out as clever and challenging among the hundreds of games populated exclusively by suicidal retards"
It was the last one on the LEGO Indiana Jones skit. At the very end, he throws that one in there.Failhammer said:
