Your most evil gaming atrocities

[trollax]

In binding of Isaac I killed all of the beggars.

WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU, YOU MONSTER?

...BESIDES EAT ALL YOUR MONEY?

I wanted devil rooms! They have good items.But the next run after i fed ALL the beggars.

I thought you got Devil Rooms from doing really well on bosses...

Base probability = 1%
Add the following percentages:
Have one Pentagram: +20%
Have a second Pentagram (Confirmed): +10%
Have Book of Revelations: +35%
Have Book of Belial: +25%
Killed 1 or more beggars in current level: +35%
Took no damage in current level: +35%
Took no damage on the boss: percentage unknown but probably around 20-25%
Then multiply by one of these:
Met the devil in the current level or the level before: 0.25
Met the devil two levels ago: 0.5
Met the devil three or more levels ago, or never during the current run: 1.0
Right from The Wikia

 

[ProtoChimp]

I tend to play a good character during RPGs as I am uncomfortable playing as a jerk. In Fallout 3, I was usually fighting for the little guy and giving them their freedom at every turn. However, this one time:

Spoiler: Not THAT evil, but whatever

I was tasked by the folks at the Tenpenny Tower to clear out the nearby den of troublesome Ghouls. Being the good guy that I was, I ought to have helped the Ghouls instead as the folks in the tower were a bunch of pompous, self-involved asshats. At first, I was willing to hear out the Ghouls, until their feral friends attacked me incessantly. Oh and the Ghoul leader was being a jerk so I took him and his pals out.

The Tenpenny tower folks thanked me but Three Dog was less than impressed with my antics. I was surprised that they were so accepting of me seeing as how earlier I had blown off Tenpenny's face with a shotgun and dumped his corpse off the side of the penthouse balcony. Oh well, a pay day is a pay day.

What's funny is

Spoiler

If you help the ghouls, they end up killing and eating everyone in the tower. Technically, you actually did a good thing.

Okay is there- hang on.

Spoiler

Is there any non dickhead way to go about things? Is anyone in that situation not a twat? Cos I haven't done that quest yet and the only person in that situation who's opinion I care about really is three dog. Seeing as no one there, ghoul or human, cares about me or megaton.

Spoiler

Nope!

Either you take out the Ghouls, or the residents of Tenpenny Tower. There are two ways of going about helping the Ghouls. You can either help them slaughter the residents of the Tower, or you can convince the residents to allow the Ghouls in. If you convince them to allow the Ghouls in, the Ghouls eventually kill all of the humans.

Convincing the residents wins you points with Three Dog, and I don't believe he mentions the Ghouls killing the residents.

I hope I have answered all your questions!

Well all I give a shit about is my reputation. So cool.

 

[Awesomesauce123]

In Skyrim, I normally play as a hardcore conservative Imperial, but at night, outside of towns, I'll kill messenger people on the street, just to take the gold, letters, and books on them. Sometimes, I'll be a sadist bastard and light them on fire and just watch from a far point. I feel bad.

EDIT: Oh! Sometimes, I'll steal books I don't have from shops, again, just to have a complete collection of books.

 

[Fijiman]

The only thing I can think of is chasing a friend of mine with TNT into a corner and then blocking her exit before setting off the TNT. I then got her to hit me so that my dogs would come in and attack her. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

I can be really evil when I feel like it.

 

[Padwolf]

I hate being evil in games, I feel so guilty about it. But on my first playthrough of Bioshock I went for the bad ending and cackled with glee the whole time. It was my first ever time being evil in a game.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

In the Metal Gear Solid games once I get the Unlimited Ammo bonus I'm pretty much the biggest bastard ever.

I like to find a place where there's enough regular enemy traffic that I can stay there and confront an endless mass of faceless enemies as they're alerted to my presence just to see what kind of body pile I can make.

By the time I get bored the place is a crimson wasteland.


Also in Warcraft III I take my role as an all consuming undead plague seriously.

By the time I'm done with a map I've pretty much clear cut the entire forest and drained the land of all valuable resources.

I don't know why I do this, I know full well that my riches won't carry over to the next mission.

 

[StashAugustine]

Well all I give a shit about is my reputation. So cool.

Supposedly, there's a way on the wiki to get around it by killing Tenpenny at a certain point to break the chain. I didn't even find Tenpenny Towers before I got bored, so I don't know.

OT: Well, there's the entirety of Spec Ops: The Line. I generally don't play EVIIIIL! characters, but I do love being a jerk. Torturing soldiers in Just Cause, playing Renegade in Mass Effect, beating up rude people in Deus Ex. Actually, the two worst things were both from Deus Ex. In my second HR run, I purposely flunked the final argument, stabbed the guy to death, and played catch with his body. And in the first one, I murdered the hotel owner about twenty times trying to get the 'What a shame' line (which seemed to be bugged on my version.) I saved over that, though.

 

[Khazoth]

During my insanely short run with the Old Republic, I kept the twileks slave collar on and shocked her at every chance I got because I heard if you did it enough she turns insane.


I never got to see that because I quit the game before I got to any important level with a sith warrior.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Is it considered evil if I left Duke Nukem to take the world's longest piss in a bathroom stall in the first level?

See, I started playing it one morning, then my Dad roped me in to hauling some stuff around until the early afternoon, then I hung out at my uncle's place for two days while we played old school video games for two days. Went back to my place only to discover that Duke took a muted 66 hour piss.

I laughed so hard knowing that Duke's bladder was that epic.

Or am I simply evil for playing the game in the first place?

CAPTCHA: left right. Damn right, I left him there.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I too have done the "Evil Bastard" character in Fallout. Oh, fun times. Fun times indeed.
It didn't help that my friend and I had him running around in nothing but some goofy red-rimmed glasses, a cowboy hat and his underwear.
And he had a pink combover.

Oh, and there was one time in which I was playing around with the spawn cheats in the original Deus Ex. I spawned 200 children...
and dropped them all into the blades of a helicopter.
While Deus Ex had some really weird gib effects, I must say that they're actually pretty accurate for what would happen if someone was dropped into active helicopter blades.

Also, in Prototype, I finally found a use for the musclemass power. I stood by the uninfected edge of the map and started throwing people off into the sky. Since I have EVERY UPGRADE in the game, including the ones for throwing, it was pretty much a screwy version of this:

Captcha was: Sacred Cow
Which is also funny, because another exploit of my Evil Bastard character was the time when I unequipped everything and punched a Brahmin to death with my bare hands. It was glorious.
No cow is sacred.

EDIT:

And in the first one, I murdered the hotel owner about twenty times trying to get the 'What a shame' line (which seemed to be bugged on my version.) I saved over that, though.

Same here! I could never get him to say it either. Maybe they removed the line in the GOTY edition because they realized how many people would kill the hotel owner JUST to hear that line. Which saddens me.

 

[Ashadowpie]

i think the worst thing i've ever done is in GTA3 where i cheated getting a tank and i just ran over pedestrians, i wasnt even driving on the road, i laughed so hard.

what?
it was hilarious!.....

*cough *

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

Here's another one of mine. I was playing the Soviet Conquer the World Campaign in Rise of Nations and just "won" by turning America into glass with my nuclear arsenal. During the middle of one battle, I even broke off a division of armored cars from my main force to chase down some Scholars whose university I just destroyed with Katyusha Rockets. Can't let those harmless scientists get away, that's for sure.

 

[lacktheknack]

In binding of Isaac I killed all of the beggars.

WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU, YOU MONSTER?

...BESIDES EAT ALL YOUR MONEY?

I wanted devil rooms! They have good items.But the next run after i fed ALL the beggars.

I thought you got Devil Rooms from doing really well on bosses...

Base probability = 1%
Add the following percentages:
Have one Pentagram: +20%
Have a second Pentagram (Confirmed): +10%
Have Book of Revelations: +35%
Have Book of Belial: +25%
Killed 1 or more beggars in current level: +35%
Took no damage in current level: +35%
Took no damage on the boss: percentage unknown but probably around 20-25%
Then multiply by one of these:
Met the devil in the current level or the level before: 0.25
Met the devil two levels ago: 0.5
Met the devil three or more levels ago, or never during the current run: 1.0
Right from The Wikia

I swear, it's impossible to figure out this stuff without the Wikia. Then again, maybe that's the point.

 

[Yeager942]

I remember in KoToR: 2 that I had set of starport visas that I could give to a variety of npc's so they can escape the devastation of incoming civil war. After ignoring all the nice npcs and awarding the visas to slavers, mercenaries, and other malcontents, I gave the last one to a smuggler, much to the decry of a widow and her family.

Life drain is such a fun ability on a Sith Lord.

 

[Mycroft Holmes]

If online gaming counts: then more things than I could possibly recall or recount in anything less than a 400 page novel. Often baited lesser players(by purposefully appearing weak) into playing against me for money, then took them for all they were worth. In game currency anyways, but its still months of their lives wasted.

Ran a scam where our front-man was literally a guy named Grabin Urloot. We caught the meltdown of the guy we scammed on ventrillo. http://moonshinegetsmad.ytmnd.com/ is the highlight of that.

In Ultima Online there was an island called three tile island because it was basically a tiny spit of sand. I would maroon dead players, and noobies there and they would have to page and wait for a GM to come and save them.

Stacked up furniture in front of the door of someones house, so that they couldn't get in and then unleashed a horde of alligators on them.

Massively ganked non-combat characters (10-15 versus 1) and then deleted all of the items on their bodies, because we didn't want any of it, we just wanted to ruin their lives.

Ruined player run tournaments by pickpocketing contestants while the ref wasn't watching. Got caught once, the contestants opened fire on the crowd to get their items back and were consequently disqualified, causing our team to win because the ref didn't notice what we did.

Got a player banned by forging IRC chatlogs to make them say incriminating things.

Sold chests that had traps on them, causing players to get blown up so I could steal all their stuff. Did it to the same player 3 times, pretending I was ignorant the whole time.

Taunted someone until they had a mental breakdown in front of their children. He got so agitated that the cops came to his door for a possible domestic dispute.

Trapped multiple people with thousands of pet rats that slowly ate said people.

Have been banned for mod sass and 'disobedience' on hundreds of game servers and relevant forums.

If online games don't count then you're a jerk-face. But I also have a few stories at least for that as well.

On one level of Hitman Blood Money, I killed every armed person, collected every gun. except for my 4 targets. I dragged them all down together so that they could see how fucked they were. Then I fed them to sharks one by one, while a crowd of people watched.

In regards to Blood Money, I also liked taunting people I had disarmed, by dropping a gun in front of them, waiting till they picked it up and then push them down and take it from them.

In New Vegas: I sold Arcade to Caesar as a slave. Killed all of Veronica's family/friends then fed her to cannibals.

In ultima 7 I filled a house with corpses of people I had murdered with a scythe. There was a locked room therein filled with guards who caught on to my killing, and tried to follow me around. So I tricked and consequently trapped them in a room.

Tying up hostages in SWAT 4 then pepper spraying them and shooting them with a beanbag gun.

 

[Zakarath]

My shooting of other players in DayZ always feels far, far more cruel than any of the numerous atrocities I've committed upon NPCs. Whether I'm picking someone off from half a mile away because they just might be a threat, or the time I turned a corner, came face-to-face with a survivor whose only weapon was an axe (I had a pistol), and empty a clip into him as he was slowly backing away because I didn't want to turn my back on him, it just feels a lot more real than any game vs. nothing but the computer.

 

[Laser Priest]

I generally try to play the hero, but I have moments of outright sadism.

In Skyrim, I just recently killed every killable character in Falkreath after a guard tried to arrest me in mid dragon attack after I accidentally hit him.

And in Fallout 3, I decided to be a total bastard and picked off every person in the Republic of Dave. One at a time. Waiting a full day between each kill.

 

[teh_Canape]

I didn't hug Tali

 

[Zaik]

I'd be careful... the Bay12 Forums have proved that threads like this can be "won", locked and get people banned.

This one time.

I stole some guy's sweet roll.


[sub][sub]I don't like being evil in games...[/sub][/sub]

I don't either, man.

The most evil thing I can remember doing was... killing a mook. Which I've done lots.

Have any links? I always miss the good stuff. Mostly it's people asking how to mine adamantite or kill their nobles over and over.

 

[The_Lost_King]

Civ IV.

I was utterly dominating the whole game, had 68% of the population, not including my vassal states and probably about 70-80% of the land surface including vassals, 7x the military strength of the head of the second place alliance block (basically the orient), who I was on friendly terms with, and about 10x the military strength of the leader of the 3rd place block (basically the middle east). I had all the uranium resources so they couldn't build nukes and as far as my spies could tell, they had no BBM's. Essentially they were no threat whatsoever, nobody had even thought of declaring war on me or my vassal states for over 500 years.
So I initiate a massive all out nuclear strike on both blocks as they had a defensive pact so I couldn't just declare war on one. A few hundred million dead, the middle and far east an irradiated wasteland. I didn't need their resources, they weren't hostile or even a credible threat if they were, most of them were actively friendly, I could have taken them easily in a conventional war...but I just wanted to see how completely I could fuck them over with my massively bloated nuclear arsenal. The most vile monster in human history.

Now I need to play Civ IV and nuke everyone to hell.
OT: I don't know. Once I left the village of Redcliff to die. I reloaded my save. That is one of the only evil things I can't do.