Your Waifu.

[Sehnsucht Engel]

-snips-

Revy is awesome. She's probably my first waifu too.

Spoiler: Anime

I kind of fell in love with the female Hawke from DA2, my Hawke is a white haired rogue and I chose the "purple" options for her dialouge most of the time. First time I liked playing a character that was good, because she just couldn't stop being sarcastic or funny, while saving people. One of the few characters in games that I think are funny too.

Spoiler: Game

 

[trollnystan]

I'm a straight woman =) So mai hasubando would be either

Spoiler: Garrus Vakarian

OR

Spoiler: Alistair

Pretty much both of my choices. *initiates virtual high-five*

*high fives Brutal Peanut and finishes with a complicated handshake* Word up! Er, yo! Er... Yeah I'm out of ghettoisms, don't know why I even bothered...

I like this Alistair better:

Spoiler

He doesn't have the stupid Tintin hair.

I think I like the Tintin hair better actually, but that might be because I'm used to it

Definitely go with Garrus. Space Batman you know.

Garrus has a sense of humour though =P

 

[Catolf]

Tali of course!

... Also Renamon. DON'T JUDGE ME.

No Judgement given. I understand.

No judgement, I did too at one time XD

 

[Strain42]

Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad, she's just drawn that way (and really is the ultimate satire for stuff like this)

I'm actually taken aback by some of the insults I'm seeing in this thread. I'm seeing a lot of "Um...they aren't real, so that makes you a loser."

Let me ask you something. Who is your favorite video game character? Are they cool? Are they funny? Are they interesting? Well guess what...they aren't real. So clearly you must be a loser, right?

Don't get me wrong, the term waifu makes me want to punch babies and people will always associate it with the "watashi wa boku desu desu ne" pocky snarfing crowd, but it's simply looking at a fictional character and saying "Ah, they're sort of attractive and I like their personality. If they WERE a real person, I'd like to go out with them"

It doesn't mean you have a stained love pillow of them >_>

For me though in 100% seriousness, it was Princess Peach. She was my first fictional crush and she actually became a metaphor for true love in my own life. I always imagined that every failed experience I had was the life equivalent of "Your Princess is in another castle" in the sense that it was something I needed to do, it was worth doing, and it put me one step closer to finding my true love.

I had a girlfriend that I nicknamed Peach for this very reason (and a secondary reason I won't mention here...) and yes, she knew why. She thought it was very sweet and loved the nickname.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I need to watch the show to know that a pony is the child equivalant of a horse?

Odd.

Umm... no, actually. A pony is a smaller breed of horse. A young horse is a foal.

OT: Whilst there are a number of fictional characters I find attractive (y'know, because they're designed that way), there aren't any I have a crush on.
Or I've never really looked at them with an eye to going out with them, so couldn't tell you whether or not I do.

 

[rancher of monsters]

a few years ago I would have said Hyuuga Hinata, but these days I'd go with Olivier Mira Armstrong

She's hot, smart, and in the immortal words of Spike Spiegel "I love the kind of girl who can kick my ass." The fact that she's extremely wealthy doesn't hurt either.

 

[cainx10a]

All your waifus belong in my dojinshi!!! Hur Hur Hur! Thanks the lords of Kobol for rule 34 > . >

 

[Funky Flump]

Taokaka, Blaz Blue! But she isnt completely human so my human one would be.....Hmmmm.....Ed, Off Cowboy BeBop.

 

[gabmed]

Tali of course!

... Also Renamon. DON'T JUDGE ME.

Very nice two choices. I love them too (Not as much as the ones in the OP <3).

And who would judge THIS? <3

 

[marioandsonic]

I'd love to be with a humanized Twilight Sparkle.

 

[Konatacalypse]

Hmm, "waifu" ehy...

Maybe, Morrigan from DA:O. She's such a darling.

Spoiler: Morrigan

My dear sweet Morrigan why did you have to leave :C

At least I still have Shale.

 

[CommanderKirov]

MY DEAR GOD!!

Why oh why do I have to go and research new words before I check the thread!! GOD WHY!?!

 

[Futurenerd]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

You've said what we're all thinking.

 

[briunj04]

I've never had a waffle. In fact I didn't even know what that meant until just now. If it means anything, I married Ellen in Harvest Moon and we lived happily ever after... Until I started abusing her with an ax!!!

 

[XHolySmokesX]

Wow in surprised at the number of people who are too scared to admit that video game and animated characters can be attractive.

Most of them are designed to be attractive becasue it's a lot more pleasent to look at attractive people than it is to look at ugly people, if you didn't realise, which i'm guessing you didn't.

I only clicked this thread becasue i had no ide what a waifu was lol.

yeah sure there are some video game or animated characters that i find attractive, and if they were real i would like to hang out with them.


Not sure about the wife thing though... i don't like the idea of getting married, why do you need to have a huge service that costs loads of money just to let other people know that you love someone, i don't have anything against people who want to get married, go right ahead, it's just not for me.

 

[Totenkopf]

Hmmm... good question.
Let me think...

Spoiler

Spoiler: Fluttershy

Spoiler: Lucy

Spoiler: Noel Vermillion

Spoiler: Fräulein Riefenstahl

All the waifus that cross my mind at the moment.
Lovely ladies

 

[legopelle]

This thread must've hit some ad hominem density record.

To you saying being imaginary is some sort of issue, what's the difference exactly? What you feel for someone imaginary is just as real as for someone "real". It's the same goddamn chemical reactions in your brain.

 

[ZRendZ]

Non-Human: Applejack

Spoiler: for those who (for some odd reason) don't know who she is

That accent is so gosh darn adorable
Human: Erika

Spoiler: I know the picture says Eirik but the name is Eirika

 

[Maxtro]

Waifu? I haven't had one of those in years.

Though I still remember who she was.

Minako Aino, AKA Sailor Venus.

 

[Qtoy]

I knew the moment I saw this thread, Bronies and Brony haters alike would converge in a mass of disdain.

I've never really liked the term "waifu". It always kinda scared me because I'm a xenophobe who dislikes anime, but if I were forced at gunpoint, I'd choose Fluttershy or Alyx because their personalities are amazing and believable. (I don't find either of them overly attractive)

Also, I love how judgemental everyone in this thread is despite the fact that everyone is flawed. I like seeing all the "holier-than-thou" asses admonish people for their crushes on ficticious characters despite the fact that they have quirks and secrets that are far worse than what is being posted.

And let's face it, no one here has gone without a crush on a ficticious character. Some of us are just less comfortable admitting it.