Your Waifu.

[Laser Priest]

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

I don't really care about that little argument you're having, but I'd like to point out the fallacy of this statement. A Pony is a small horse. Not a young one. It'd be akin to calling a grown dwarf a child.

I gathered that from the 50 people who corrected me before you.

I appreciate the sentiment though.

You make the mistake, you deal with the people correcting you.

And I have plenty of characters I wish were real, none that I would particularly date or anything like that, however.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

ITT: People overreacting.

Waifu doesn't mean(although it can include) having a shrine of the character in your closet, it could be as simple as something you had a wee crush on as a kid, like Zelda from ooT or Samus or something. It's a fun thread if you let it.

ITT: People reacting appropriate.

Some people understand and like this stuff and some don't understand and don't like this stuff. No on is reacting poorly.

I happen to be the latter.

I don't even have a celebrity crush on an actress or model or anything...just not for me.

Actually, it seems to me to be a mix of:

Spoiler

and

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I don't see why people feel the need to come into this thread just to insult people and imply things about their life that they have no way of verifying.

 

[vingtcinq]

Why are people jumping to the 'loser' conclusion? It's not serious. Just relax, guys.

Anyways. Geralt from The Witcher/2 and Ezio.
i know they're not females, but eh. Video game fancies, voila.

 

[Moromillas]

Honestly don't get the idea behind this atall.... It really just smacks of something people with no social skills made up.

I'm sorry if that sounds harsh. But daymnnn internet, you creepy.

Ok, why do think that it's creepy and lacking in social skills?

If it just kinda ended at, I kinda liked 'such n such a person' for 'whatever reason'. Then yea, whatever. I suppose that's just human nature. But there seems to be a certain amount of obsessiveness behind some of this. As if these people are actually contemplating doinking them or something.

Take that post who listed about 30 characters.

I mean, come on. That's going a little bit off the deep end.

Oh dear, you seem to be confusing the word attractive with the word substitution. I assure you they're not the same thing, they have very different definitions. To say that you liked 30 characters isn't exactly far fetched, considering the amount of content available.

For someone to say that there isn't one character that they liked, why that could imply either that person is horribly uncultured, or that the writers/designers/artists magnificently failed at their job to make a truly likeable character.

Take Samus Aran for example, you do know who that is right? When Other M came out, a lot of people were in an uproar over the poor performance, specifically the inner monologues for Samus. Did you really think that creepy? Or, socially inept?

 

[MissGinaKid]

I can't seem to recall what the male vertion of A Wifeu is So I'll call him my "Hubby."
For me. It's Spain from Hetalia.

He is my perfect guy. He is protective, he loves kids, he can be laid back and goofy too. Plus. I absolutly love his character song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5DyhxJibd0

 

[Daystar Clarion]

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

I don't really care about that little argument you're having, but I'd like to point out the fallacy of this statement. A Pony is a small horse. Not a young one. It'd be akin to calling a grown dwarf a child.

I gathered that from the 50 people who corrected me before you.

I appreciate the sentiment though.

You make the mistake, you deal with the people correcting you.

And I have plenty of characters I wish were real, none that I would particularly date or anything like that, however.

Was I whining?

I find it funny that the first thing people do when they see the offending post, is to correct it. Despite there being several people before them who have already done so.

Spoiler: Reminds me of this comic

 

[Catolf]

I don't see why people feel the need to come into this thread just to insult people and imply things about their life that they have no way of verifying.

Yeah i'm with you there, also great status! I can't wait for Catherine either!

I suppose, to an extent, yes. But freaking cartoon ponies? I actually struggle to think of anyone I'd like to fuck out of fiction. I just don't catalogue that type of stuff.

I'm sorry, but some of the things I read in this, it seems pretty..... I probably can't even carry on here without risking a suspension. So I'm just gonna back out and say 'different strokes for different blokes.'

There are plenty of characters I'd love to talk to etc. I mean, that's why I play games, read books, watch films. Because I invest in the characters. But short of live action, I don't think I've ever thought sexually about anything.

It's the best way to take it. I don't think they said they are sexually attracted to them though XP Just that they would love them for a waifu. I'm not really into MLP:FIM but i'm not gunna bother to judge, we all have our quirks after all.

 

[NickCooley]

Wow how did that hand full of average level youtube comments get in here? Someone should check that out, we don't want those pointless e-peen swinging "Hurr get a life" comments here now do we?

 

[Jedamethis]

Want to marry a pony? That's...slightly disturbing.

I fancy real people who have thoughts, dreams, feelings and all that.

 

[^=ash=^]

Yui, I love my moe-blob airheads!

Spoiler: Yui.

Spoiler: I see your Yui and raise you ...

xxx

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

I object to the term "waifu". More a fictional crush to me. I also hate how people insert random Japanese words into phrases. It just makes communication more difficult when a person has to stop and look up what you just said. It'd be like me inserting random Latin words into my everyday speech. It would be confusing.

 

[evilneko]

How could I possibly pick just one...

I guess I'll go with the one currently on my wallpaper. Ibuki Fuuko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRdTpSeKchw

Don't know what the embed markup for this forum is so...

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

How could I possibly pick just one...

I guess I'll go with the one currently on my wallpaper. Ibuki Fuuko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRdTpSeKchw

Don't know what the embed markup for this forum is so...

For youtube just put [ youtube=(string of letters and numbers)]
Like this: Quote me to see it.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Ehhh, Joker out of Mass Effect but since he is like pratically identical looks and personality wise to my rl crush I kind of get why, just replace spaceships with motorbikes.

 

[Andaxay]

So much serious going on in here.

I have a boyfriend whom I love a ridiculous amount, but I still get drawn to certain characters. Calling it a crush would be wrong because I'm not attracted to them, but I'm certainly intrigued by them. For me, it's usually the bad guy. Wesker, Alex from Golden Sun, Wheatley, to name a few.

But no, I'm not in love with any of them.

 

[Moromillas]

Honestly don't get the idea behind this atall.... It really just smacks of something people with no social skills made up.

I'm sorry if that sounds harsh. But daymnnn internet, you creepy.

Ok, why do think that it's creepy and lacking in social skills?

If it just kinda ended at, I kinda liked 'such n such a person' for 'whatever reason'. Then yea, whatever. I suppose that's just human nature. But there seems to be a certain amount of obsessiveness behind some of this. As if these people are actually contemplating doinking them or something.

Take that post who listed about 30 characters.

I mean, come on. That's going a little bit off the deep end.

Oh dear, you seem to be confusing the word attractive with the word substitution. I assure you they're not the same thing, they have very different definitions. To say that you liked 30 characters isn't exactly far fetched, considering the amount of content available.

For someone to say that there isn't one character that they liked, why that could imply either that person is horribly uncultured, or that the writers/designers/artists magnificently failed at their job to make a truly likeable character.

Take Samus Aran for example, you do know who that is right? When Other M came out, a lot of people were in an uproar over the poor performance, specifically the inner monologues for Samus. Did you really think that creepy? Or, socially inept?

You seem to be under the impression that this person was talking about likeable characters. Not Waifu's.

:/

A waifu is a weebo term for an unhealthy (the rest of us attribute that quality to it) attachment to a fictional character.

Not, "They were a very well written character who's situation I actually cared about."

More. "X is so damn [insert weebo term here], I want to marry them."

I'm not saying that's true of everyone. But the impression... it's there.

That sounds like you got the definition straight out of urban dictionary.

I was in fact talking about characters that you find attractive, and attraction isn't always about the physical features, and certainly isn't curtailed to wanting them to magically materialize so you can bend them over and play hide the sausage.

If there is an obsession, then yes, I would be inclined to agree with you. I know it's just the impression you get, yet if someone were to say that it looked obsessive, it would just look like a pretty far fetched assertion.

 

[LuckyClover95]

I am ashamed to say I do.

Spoiler: Jayden

I loved and fancy a little bit Norman Jayden. I read in a game magazine about how Jayden had a acquired a small fanbase of confused teenage girls and realized I'm one of them.

Spoiler: Luisa...

Red Dead Redemption, one of my favourite games ever, produced the hot mexican Luisa. She's a fairly good character, and good looking too, yay.

 

[RanD00M]

Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.

*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.

Not it fucking isn't. I don't know where you got your definition, but a waifu is usually something that people wish were real so they could fuck it, but still wank to it now because who's going to stop them?

OT: Fuck having a waifu, I have porn and real women to deal with.

 

[WonderWillard]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

You've said what we're all thinking.

Agreed. I mean, there are some female video game characters (alright pretty much only Miranda Lawson) that I think are attractive, but this is just... too far, too creepy.

 

[Ryu890]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.

That was was a very nice list of Waifus there.

Except when it entered male territory. To which extent, it became kind of weird. But then got better as I saw you love Tali too.

My problem is that I misread the definition of 'Waifu'. I read it more as a, 'you really care about this character'. Not 'I want to take this character out on a date'. This was a mistake on my part.