Your Waifu.

[Ryu890]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.




EDIT: *sheepishly steps backwards* Re-read the definition. Nevermind. I'm wrong on the second point. My first one is just as valid though.

You'd be right about me trolling. If I said waifus were creepy, which i did not. I stated that I didn't have one, and that I have a real girlfriend (therefore byapassing the need to want an imaginary one). I wasn't trolling.

It certainly came accross like that. If you don't have a waifu, then you simply shouldn't post on a waifu thread, unless you wish to discuss waifu's you may have had prior to having a girlfriend, or even waifus you might have if you DIDN'T have a girlfriend.

 

[Gabriela D.]

Garrus. His voice gets me all hot. And that dude on Noveria. Oh, yeah! Bring on the Fornax.

 

[Ryu890]

Honestly don't get the idea behind this atall.... It really just smacks of something people with no social skills made up.

I'm sorry if that sounds harsh. But daymnnn internet, you creepy.

Ok, why do think that it's creepy and lacking in social skills?

If it just kinda ended at, I kinda liked 'such n such a person' for 'whatever reason'. Then yea, whatever. I suppose that's just human nature. But there seems to be a certain amount of obsessiveness behind some of this. As if these people are actually contemplating doinking them or something.

Take that post who listed about 30 characters.

I mean, come on. That's going a little bit off the deep end.

Oh dear, you seem to be confusing the word attractive with the word substitution. I assure you they're not the same thing, they have very different definitions. To say that you liked 30 characters isn't exactly far fetched, considering the amount of content available.

For someone to say that there isn't one character that they liked, why that could imply either that person is horribly uncultured, or that the writers/designers/artists magnificently failed at their job to make a truly likeable character.

Take Samus Aran for example, you do know who that is right? When Other M came out, a lot of people were in an uproar over the poor performance, specifically the inner monologues for Samus. Did you really think that creepy? Or, socially inept?

You seem to be under the impression that this person was talking about likeable characters. Not Waifu's.

:/

A waifu is a weebo term for an unhealthy (the rest of us attribute that quality to it) attachment to a fictional character.

Not, "They were a very well written character who's situation I actually cared about."

More. "X is so damn [insert weebo term here], I want to marry them."

I'm not saying that's true of everyone. But the impression... it's there.

That sounds like you got the definition straight out of urban dictionary.

I was in fact talking about characters that you find attractive, and attraction isn't always about the physical features, and certainly isn't curtailed to wanting them to magically materialize so you can bend them over and play hide the sausage.

If there is an obsession, then yes, I would be inclined to agree with you. I know it's just the impression you get, yet if someone were to say that it looked obsessive, it would just look like a pretty far fetched assertion.

I already admitted to being mistaken. The definition presented on the first post should be the 'valid' definition as far as this thread is concerned. Following other definitions simply isn't talking about the same thing, and is therefor off topic.

I was incorrect in that list. That list was more 'characters I am abnormally fond of'. Not to an obsessive degree, but to the degree that the events in their story affect you to a greater emotional degree then most 'likable' characters. Characters that you feel sad when they hurt. Stare in shock and disbelief when they betray you. The ones that you feel really invested in by the time the story is over.

Once again, this list is therefor incorrect.

 

[Ryu890]

Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.

*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.

Not it fucking isn't. I don't know where you got your definition, but a waifu is usually something that people wish were real so they could fuck it, but still wank to it now because who's going to stop them?

OT: Fuck having a waifu, I have porn and real women to deal with.

Ok, now NO ONE can deny that this guy is trolling, correct?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.




EDIT: *sheepishly steps backwards* Re-read the definition. Nevermind. I'm wrong on the second point. My first one is just as valid though.

You'd be right about me trolling. If I said waifus were creepy, which i did not. I stated that I didn't have one, and that I have a real girlfriend (therefore byapassing the need to want an imaginary one). I wasn't trolling.

It certainly came accross like that. If you don't have a waifu, then you simply shouldn't post on a waifu thread, unless you wish to discuss waifu's you may have had prior to having a girlfriend, or even waifus you might have if you DIDN'T have a girlfriend.

Then you're overly defensive about your interests then aren't you.

Besides, I posted before the OP defined what a waifu was. I simply edited my post after the fact.

 

[JonnyQuickShot]

For me, the flower girl from Macross 7. She's perfect. She always has flowers, so you wouldn't need to buy her any. She never says anything. And you can just tell by looking at her that she can cook.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Big Boss... young or old ;D

Course I'm going to have to state I'm a straight male with a wondeful fiancée, stricken by a mancrush D:

 

[tycho0042]

can't think of a non-human one but I can think of two human ones

Either Tifa Lockheart or Nico Robin

 

[RanD00M]

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Which guy? Me or the OP?

 

[Flutterguy]

Le sigh, my Waifu has already been taken by the original poster. Though as far as a human one goes `(well OK maybe she isnt human either) Taokaka from blazblue
<image width=250 src=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np2/char1/xtra/bb-taokaka.jpg>

 

[Fugitive Panda]

The most interesting part of this topic is the amount of people who are apparently weirded out by people liking fictional characters. This seems strange to me, since pretty much every character is designed to be likable, or at least invoke certain emotions in you. Do you also get creeped out when someone really dislikes the villain of a story?

A "waifu" is really just a fictional crush, haven't we all had those at some point? More specifically, it's a feeling of attachment to a character for non-sexual reasons. Sure, sometimes it can overlap with fictional lust, but why is everyone here assuming that playfully naming a pony as your fictional girlfriend means you yank it exclusively to pony porn?

Anyway, mai waifu [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004095].

 

[Coldster]

Ummmm not going to say who my non-human "waifu" is (you could guess it quite easily though) but my human "waifu" would probably have to be Tifa...I wonder what FF game shes in? Seriously I have no idea but she looked absolutely gorgeous when I saw a friend playing the game...and yes, I do have girlfriend.

EDIT: Wait, this doesn't necessarily mean that a waifu is something your sexually attracted to right? Cause thats not exactly my case.

 

[Waif]

I've never considered having a virtual waifu. Though, if I think long and hard about it...I'll get back to you on that ^~^!.

 

[Macgyvercas]

If anyone wants to know who my waifu is, look no further than my glorious avatar.

 

[EvilMaggot]

hmm...

Spoiler

.. for the lulz ?

 

[A Weakgeek]

Spoiler: Alistair

GAAaaaah! Alistair. Tell me you aren't one of the fangirls on DeviantArt drawing porn of him, I couldn't look at him the same after that. Alistair fandom has really went overboard, and I thought he was kinda funny before. (I'm a male so no wetting my self for him)

OT: Not really, I mean not many games/shows develop characters well enough to make me feel that way. If the question was about sex then...

EDIT: Seeing the amount of bioware characters here, I can only assume that Dragonage and Masseffect are one of the few games popular with girls, since they aren't that well written. (Or likable, in my opinion)

 

[Bigsmith]

I actually spend time with a real relationship.

I no right?! Relationships are fun.

Ot: I don't have any personally. But I no my girlfriend has a few, I can't remember what they are right now.

 

[trollnystan]

Spoiler: Alistair

GAAaaaah! Alistair. Tell me you aren't one of the fangirls on DeviantArt drawing porn of him, I couldn't look at him the same after that. Alistair fandom has really went overboard, and I thought he was kinda funny before. (I'm a male so no wetting my self for him)

Er, ew? No, I do not draw nor seek out Alistair porn. He's just a funny and sweet (and pixelated) guy. Honestly I try to stay away from fan-porn, unless it's lulzy.

 

[Ryu890]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.




EDIT: *sheepishly steps backwards* Re-read the definition. Nevermind. I'm wrong on the second point. My first one is just as valid though.

You'd be right about me trolling. If I said waifus were creepy, which i did not. I stated that I didn't have one, and that I have a real girlfriend (therefore byapassing the need to want an imaginary one). I wasn't trolling.

It certainly came accross like that. If you don't have a waifu, then you simply shouldn't post on a waifu thread, unless you wish to discuss waifu's you may have had prior to having a girlfriend, or even waifus you might have if you DIDN'T have a girlfriend.

Then you're overly defensive about your interests then aren't you.

Besides, I posted before the OP defined what a waifu was. I simply edited my post after the fact.

1a. I'm not. I think I've been rather open about my interests.

1b. Irrelevant. Reguardless of how secure or insecure I may be, has nothing to do with wieather or not you post.

2. Fine. Perhaps this was a bit of a circumstantial error.

 

[Ryu890]

snip

Which guy? Me or the OP?

Wait...what? I don't understand the question.