Your worst joke
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Mine involved a joke at the expense of several thousand recently deceased people on a fateful day in September. No one laughed but me, and I was only laughing because there is apparently no built in response to that level of tastelessness.
The joke also wasn't any good, so rather than climbing into a flamesuit if I repeat it here, I leave it to your imagination.
The joke also wasn't any good, so rather than climbing into a flamesuit if I repeat it here, I leave it to your imagination.
A man wakes up in a hospital. He says "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The Doctor responds "Of course not silly, we amputated your arms."
I was released early from school (along with the rest of the classmate) so we could be with our families when dealing with some tragedy or another, yes.iammatt95 said:
a guy is driving a van and heres a *clunk* in the back,
he stops
goes to the back
opens the door
and says "cookie u'd better stop or im gonna make you regret it"
the man starts drinving again, then heres the *clunk*
he stops
goes to the back
opens the door
"cookie ud better stop or else!"
the man reluctently starts the van again and drive 6meters before he hears a *clunk*
the man jumpins out of the van
throws open the doors and says
"thats it cookie!"
the man then throws the cookie into the ocean
funny right?
he stops
goes to the back
opens the door
and says "cookie u'd better stop or im gonna make you regret it"
the man starts drinving again, then heres the *clunk*
he stops
goes to the back
opens the door
"cookie ud better stop or else!"
the man reluctently starts the van again and drive 6meters before he hears a *clunk*
the man jumpins out of the van
throws open the doors and says
"thats it cookie!"
the man then throws the cookie into the ocean
funny right?
here's another
a man is planning to propose so he sets up this fancy dinner on a romantic cruise
the man is standing at the fromnt of the ship when the ship is hit by a wave,
knocking the man down and the ring into the ocean.
so the man says "well i might as well got to the dinner anyway and propose later"
the man meets up with his girl in the dining hall,
the man orders the soup and the women orders the Catch Of The Day
what do you think the women found in the fish???
the cookie.......
lol
a man is planning to propose so he sets up this fancy dinner on a romantic cruise
the man is standing at the fromnt of the ship when the ship is hit by a wave,
knocking the man down and the ring into the ocean.
so the man says "well i might as well got to the dinner anyway and propose later"
the man meets up with his girl in the dining hall,
the man orders the soup and the women orders the Catch Of The Day
what do you think the women found in the fish???
the cookie.......
lol
What do you call a psychic midget that just broke out of prison? A small medium at large.
The worst jokes ever are math jokes.
Two Imaginary numbers walk into a radical....
I wont even continue....
The worst jokes ever are math jokes.
Two Imaginary numbers walk into a radical....
I wont even continue....
...and I said "Rectum!? Damn near killed him" 
LULZ
Q: Whats blue and taste like red paint?
A: Blue paint WAKKADY SMACCKKADY DOOOO
LULZQ: Whats blue and taste like red paint?
A: Blue paint WAKKADY SMACCKKADY DOOOO
Whats the difference between a Pakistani and Pizza? People like Pizza. This was told to me by a Pakistani guy.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. Oh god I know this is bad xD
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. Oh god I know this is bad xD
Terrible joke that I made all by myself when I was like, 8. (And hated french class)
If people from Vancouver are called Vancouverites, what are people from Paris called?
Terrible joke I made on a sailboat, and like solely based on the fact that most people won't get it and anyone who does won't find it funny.
"Damnit! I ripped my sail! I'll never get to shore in time!"
"Aw man, get a clew."
If people from Vancouver are called Vancouverites, what are people from Paris called?
Terrible joke I made on a sailboat, and like solely based on the fact that most people won't get it and anyone who does won't find it funny.
"Damnit! I ripped my sail! I'll never get to shore in time!"
"Aw man, get a clew."
