Your zombie apocalypse weapon

[OctoH]

I do not know how to post pictures. But to my left is a Glock 23. And yes, it is fully loaded and I have a good supply of spare ammunition and multiple magazines. I am going to be fine until something better comes along.

 

[RobDaBank]

A huge cast iron work bench... Wont be swinging that very often. But I supose I could run around it in circles while the zombies chase me

 

[Aprilgold]

A glass with Coca-Cola on the side.

Simple, hit it over a survivors head with a better weapon and keep the process going until I get a nuke.

Technically, I also have a bow-and-arrow set with 20 arrows.

 

[averydeeadaccount]

hmmm...
hard to judge whats to my immediate left. i suppose a tennis racket, water bladder (the hiking kind), phone, bookshelf or lavalamp. i kinda want to take them all with me, but if only one then the tennis racket.
i can roll with this.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

So my weapon for the zombie apocalypse is several empty cans of red bull wow that's almost completely useless.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Gimme two hurling sticks and I'll take out countless slack-jaws for yea.

 

[smearyllama]

nice
a red/blue deck or just a random stack?

It's just a stack with some various stuff in it. I also have larger box on the floor with a ton of stuff in it, but I figured I'd go with the pile that includes a Darksteel Colossus.

 

[bluepanda 492]

Polaroid Camera on my left, sword on my right. Fantastic, the one time i'm in this chair

 

[Malyc]

Well, I'm right handed and I carry my CCW in a crossdraw holster... Either 9mm or .45, depending on the weather. I should be alright. (today it's the 9, which gives me more ammo capacity at the cost of smaller bullets, and I'm ok with that)

Spoiler: My choices

Spoiler: The 9mm

Spoiler: The .45

 

[Armored Prayer]

A decorative pillow...

I'll give them one hell of a pillow fight!

 

[communist dwarf]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

 

[Malyc]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

Actually... My 91/30 is also to my left... It's just a floor below me... So are both my swords and most of my knives...

CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS???

 

[communist dwarf]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

Actually... My 91/30 is also to my left... It's just a floor below me... So are both my swords and most of my knives...

CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS???

CAN YOU OFFER AMMO?
EDIT: and a bayonet for your rifle?

 

[Malyc]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

Actually... My 91/30 is also to my left... It's just a floor below me... So are both my swords and most of my knives...

CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS???

CAN YOU OFFER AMMO?
EDIT: and a bayonet for your rifle?

Bayonet, yes. Ammo, not as much as I would like, but I can also offer 2 handguns, 2 shotguns, and 1 additional rifle...

 

[deserteagleeye]

Sweet Jesus yes.

 

[Jedamethis]

Well, at least I won't be alone when I'm flailing at zombies with a pillow.

 

[Quaxar]

There isn't really anything in close vicinity to my left but following the line I'd end up at my closet containing among other things my big first aid responder bag. Not a good weapon I concur but I reckon there's a lot of people who'd take me with them because of my supplies and knowledge so there's that.

 

[OneCatch]

[snip]

Please post a picture of your weapon. Mine is:

Spoiler

FUUU-

Oh god this is terrible

Spoiler

how do you even defend yourself with tissues :c

And for those of you with a dirty mind I just have a runny nose >>

You two think you have it bad?

Spoiler: I have no idea where this came from, or why it's on my desk

Why/where the hell did I pick up a pebble? Literally the worst thing imaginable for killing zombies!

 

[GistoftheFist]

Easy to tell which forum members actually read the first post. :x

 

[Malyc]

@Gist: Didn't you read mine? My carry gun IS to my left...