Zero Punctuation: Sniper Elite V2

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Eddie the head

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Draconalis said:
I just found out yesterday that Scotty died 7 years ago... It made me sad.
Fun fact the guy that played Scotty was at Normandy in WWII. Also he was form Canada not Scotland.
 

DarkhoIlow

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I got the game and found the kill cams very enjoyable.

Keep up the good work,Yahtzee.

Now give Diablo 3 review next week!
 

K4RN4GE911

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"Nazis are like Skittles: You can rid the world of as many as you like and it won't leave a bad taste in your mouth."

Jesus Yahtzee, your similes and metaphors are just plain dandy. Where do you come up with it?
 

Balkan

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VMK said:
Balkan said:
She said
I despise you !
and btw the funnyest ZP in a year .
TheIronRuler said:
Lol, I understood what the Russian girl said, "I despise you".
"I hate you" actually.
I dont speak russian but in my language ненавиждам means despise .
Its pretty close language .
 

iblis666

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canadamus_prime said:
Terramax said:
canadamus_prime said:
trollpwner said:
canadamus_prime said:
You jerk off to Disney Princesses?
Frankly, who doesn't? Rule 34, my friend, it's a horrific, disgusting and wrong wonderful thing that every human who doesn't have a one single shred of dignity and deserves to die should see.
Um... well I don't.
You've never lived.
Yeah well while the Disney Princesses may be hot they aren't worth risking further scars to my brain for.
cant believe Yahtzee still does that, i mean i stopped doing that at 15 and 10 years later have moved on to way way way more sick, twisted, and disgusting things
 

Big_Isaac

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oh goody another game where you get to mow down legions of Germans and not have to feel guilty about it just because they're "nazis"
as a German, I'm really getting tired of this crap. how many more freaking WW2 shooters do we need? I GET IT, we Germans were the villains back then and Hitler's historical demonization is more than deserved, but murdering hundreds of German soldiers won't change anything.
you know what the difference between a "Nazi" soldier and an ally solider was back then? the direction their guns were pointing.
that's ****ing it.
you're not fighting Hitler, Himmler or Goebbels in those games. you're fighting normal people who are defending their homeland.
nothing more.
you might as well control a nazi sniper and kill ally soldiers and it would be the same bloody thing, except for the the whole nazi stigma.
 

Big_Isaac

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what bothers me is how lazy this whole thing is

Nazisploitation is what it is
the devs were unable to come up with an original setting and villain, so they just made it WW2 and Nazis. it's the laziest you can possibly get as a writer. they don't have to tell any backstory or exposition, because everyone knows that nazis are bad
Player: uhm, why should I care?
Dev: those guys are Nazis
Player: alright BAM BAM BAM

why are you killing people in this game?
because the hero has a personal motivation to kill them? no
because the story writes a villain that is hatable (like that Nazi guy in Indiana Jones)? no
you kill them purely because they're Nazis and Nazis are bad. how shallow is that?
 

Mister K

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TheIronRuler said:
VMK said:
Balkan said:
She said
I despise you !
and btw the funnyest ZP in a year .
TheIronRuler said:
Lol, I understood what the Russian girl said, "I despise you".
"I hate you" actually.
LIES! Did you use google translate?
I used litlle thingy called "native tongue".
You see, I am from Ukraine and, for many centuries we were, let's say, slaves of Russian Empire, so we had to learn their language.
Today, average ukrainian knows at least two languages: Ukrainian and Russian (unlike average russian, who mastered only a single tongue, he-he).
 

TheIronRuler

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VMK said:
TheIronRuler said:
VMK said:
Balkan said:
She said
I despise you !
and btw the funnyest ZP in a year .
TheIronRuler said:
Lol, I understood what the Russian girl said, "I despise you".
"I hate you" actually.
LIES! Did you use google translate?
I used litlle thingy called "native tongue".
You see, I am from Ukraine and, for many centuries we were, let's say, slaves of Russian Empire, so we had to learn their language.
Today, average ukrainian knows at least two languages: Ukrainian and Russian (unlike average russian, who mastered only a single tongue, he-he).
.
....I'm Ukranian, well, was, now I'm in Israel.
So...
Yeah.
 

alpha0924

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I like how the "bullets" are actually the brass of the rifle cartridge without any bullet whatsoever. Subtle.
 

Ducce

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Not to mention the protagonist crouch-walks like a duck without a backbone.
 

Canadamus Prime

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iblis666 said:
canadamus_prime said:
Terramax said:
canadamus_prime said:
trollpwner said:
canadamus_prime said:
You jerk off to Disney Princesses?
Frankly, who doesn't? Rule 34, my friend, it's a horrific, disgusting and wrong wonderful thing that every human who doesn't have a one single shred of dignity and deserves to die should see.
Um... well I don't.
You've never lived.
Yeah well while the Disney Princesses may be hot they aren't worth risking further scars to my brain for.
cant believe Yahtzee still does that, i mean i stopped doing that at 15 and 10 years later have moved on to way way way more sick, twisted, and disgusting things
Um... whatever floats your boat I guess. o_0
 

DanHibiki

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Big_Isaac said:
what bothers me is how lazy this whole thing is

Nazisploitation is what it is
the devs were unable to come up with an original setting and villain, so they just made it WW2 and Nazis. it's the laziest you can possibly get as a writer. they don't have to tell any backstory or exposition, because everyone knows that nazis are bad
Player: uhm, why should I care?
Dev: those guys are Nazis
Player: alright BAM BAM BAM

why are you killing people in this game?
because the hero has a personal motivation to kill them? no
because the story writes a villain that is hatable (like that Nazi guy in Indiana Jones)? no
you kill them purely because they're Nazis and Nazis are bad. how shallow is that?
Which is doubly messed up when you realize that the Nazis that were guilty of crimes against humanity got cushy jobs waiting for them in the States.
 

MonkeyPunch

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ravenshrike said:
He wasn't so much a sniper as a stone cold badass who occasionally killed people with a sniper rifle. He had quite a few more kills with a submachine gun than with a rifle.
Not that that was really the actual point of my post, but the majority of his kills were indeed with his sniper rifle.
Confirmed sniper kills: 505
Estimated number of submachine gun kills: ~200
 

The Crazy Legs

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MonkeyPunch said:
ravenshrike said:
He wasn't so much a sniper as a stone cold badass who occasionally killed people with a sniper rifle. He had quite a few more kills with a submachine gun than with a rifle.
Not that that was really the actual point of my post, but the majority of his kills were indeed with his sniper rifle.
Confirmed sniper kills: 505
Estimated number of submachine gun kills: ~200
... Enlighten me; of whom (How often do we see THAT word on the Escapist?) are you speaking?
 

Galletea

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Ah the nazis, still being comedy badguys and belittling all the terrible things they did with every new release.
Still, the Russian national anthem is pretty good.