Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[tiberseptim]

If Yahtzee posts another "Zero Punctuation, BUT WITH A TWIST!" video in a row, I'm gonna puke blood. Puke. Blood.

 

[Undercover]

Day late, don't care.

Best. Yahtzee. Ever.

That is all.

 

[The Dream Walker]

Best review yet.
you should do limericks in other reviews

 

[Do4600]

Astounding

 

[Reddy4U]

so much for not believeing in scores... he could have just said it was shit like MOST of the other games hes reviewed.

 

[xanith02100]

Best review yet, no ifs ands or buts. Really outdid yourself on this one Yahtzee.

 

[CyrrusEx]

that was the best ever one.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

So Wolfenstein is Gears of War in the 1940's. Well that's a shame.

I'm sick of greyish brown in videogames. Why can't we have 1950's-Technicolor-looking shooters?
COLORS! The main selling point of consoles and computers back in the day, trashed by post apocalyptic loving minions.

You've given me an idea.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: the FPS experience.

Right on, saturated colors without loss of detail. Genius!

 

[Angels230292]

Wow Lmao that was nice, How do u do it ^^

 

[stopitstupid]

I know what you're going to say:
?Yahtzee! You slick Internet paparazzi
Surely it's always fun, to stick the butt of a gun
Up the ass of a goose-stepping Nazi!?

You asked if you got anything wrong. I'm not sure but I do know that either you or Yahtzee messed up on that verse. The butt of a gun is the part you tuck against your shoulder, so if you stuck it up the ass of a Nazi and pulled the trigger it would shoot the bullet away from the Nazi's ass.

 

[EpicError]

I cannot even describe the level of awesome this review acheives...

 

[stopitstupid]

Oh, wait I just went back and watched the tail end of the review, and yes, he does stick the butt of the gun up the deserving Nazi's arse.

 

[BlueMage]

Yahtzee you magnificent bastard, that was beautiful.

 

[Mysticgamer]

Were the limericks that necessary? Although I'll admit it was a bit funny. Can't wait for the Arkham review next week.

Probably not but this game is a remake of remake of the one the original Wolfenstein 3D. A game that's the ancestor of every FPS game that ever came out in the last couple of decades. I can't think of anything more to do than a poem.

 

[Xojins]

Haha, this review was the best one in a while. The limerick was great.

 

[Mattteus]

D'OH!

 

[Game_Demon]

Yahtzee you magnificent bastard, that was beautiful.

Indeed +1

Edit: 1st post and this review is to blame.

 

[TheDB]

Best One Yet! Lmao!

 

[Shadow_Kid]

POSTING TO AN EPIC REVIEW
AWSOMENESS
DON'T EVER RIME AGAIN YATZEE AND THIS VIDEO WILL BE LEGEND

 

[Therumancer]

That was quite funny, that must have taken a while to write.

I think this will be remembered as one of his all time best ZPs ever.

I can't help but wonder what the Wolfenstein design team thinks of this review.