Out of Context Quotes

[RhombusHatesYou]

"That sounded cooler before you added the possibility of violent sodomy."

"As long as I understand what I'm saying the rest of you can just fucking catch up."

"Are we taking the opinions of rapists into account?"

 

[CM156]

"It may seem difficult for you to believe two contradictory things at the same time, but worry not: It's second nature to me."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"We didn't turn into the demon this time. I'm happy with that."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I am Judge, Jury and Community Service Order."

 

[Thaluikhain]

"There's going to be a WET and WILD...BATHROOM BAPTISM! OF FIRE!"

 

[CM156]

"Can we stop talking about Balkan war criminals around lunch? That's more a dinnertime conversation."
"Don't fuck my ass and tell me it's raining."
"Every conspiracy theory you've ever heard is true. Except JFK."
"I honestly don't believe you wouldn't let Boris Johnson snort coke off your ass."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas."

 

[Thaluikhain]

"Troll!" -Eric to Snow White upon seeing a troll.

(Technically I'm quoting a quote and the context, but still)

 

[Drathnoxis]

"They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooood!"

 

[CM156]

"I'm an American. Everyone is entitled to my opinion."

 

[Gordon_4]

"If he shits, I'll give you five hundred quid"

"Its like watching a lion raping a sheep, but in a bad way"

 

[CM156]

"I'm the sort of person you put in a recruiting add to show the company is diverse and totally not racist at all."
"You can win any argument simply by punctuating it with the phrase 'Google it.' Don't believe me? Google it."
"Saudi Arabia is a libertarian paradise."
"All great accomplishments are done in the name of one thing. Or maybe two things, if we count chocolate."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Like Thomas the Tank Engine but without the sizzling erotic subtext."

 

[Drathnoxis]

* @Gordon_4 likes this ^ post *

I've discovered the secret behind your avatar!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Well, what was I supposed to do?! Let them live in bliss?!"

 

[Gordon_4]

* @Gordon_4 likes this ^ post *

I've discovered the secret behind your avatar!

It was a secret?

 

[Drathnoxis]

It was a secret?

Ah, The 'Big' Engine. I get it now.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Grandma, I'm drawing the seven circles of Hell right now. Can you please fuck off?"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"It's not a compost heap anymore it's a pile of rotting possums with added garnish."

 

[CM156]

"It's time for me to repent, anus first."