Funny events in anti-woke world

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Nothing says "I hate colonialism" like pretending to be a Japanese imperialist who hates women, feminism, minorities and LGBT people.

He also finds it surprising he was able to have great conversations with Koreans while masquerading as a Japanese person, yet it never occurred to him he could have had such conversations by being honest about his true national origins.

"This is why I pretended to be Japanese to help fight Japan".

That's probably a typo, but I'm inclined to believe it is exactly what it sounds like.

These scumbags don't care about Japan. Their respect for Japanese people begins and ends with the anime, manga and video games they make for them.

Yeah, "a genuine friendship with an actual Japanese person". That's an interesting line.
 

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Nothing says "I hate colonialism" like pretending to be a Japanese imperialist who hates women, feminism, minorities and LGBT people.

He also finds it surprising he was able to have great conversations with Koreans while masquerading as a Japanese person, yet it never occurred to him he could have had such conversations by being honest about his true national origins.

"This is why I pretended to be Japanese to help fight Japan".

That's probably a typo, but I'm inclined to believe it is exactly what it sounds like.

These scumbags don't care about Japan. Their respect for Japanese people begins and ends with the anime, manga and video games they make for them.
The cringey weabo I once was would cringe at this guy.
 

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Nothing says "I hate colonialism" like pretending to be a Japanese imperialist who hates women, feminism, minorities and LGBT people.
And nothing says "I love Japan" like claiming Linkin Park as your favourite band...
 
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Nothing says "I hate colonialism" like pretending to be a Japanese imperialist who hates women, feminism, minorities and LGBT people.

He also finds it surprising he was able to have great conversations with Koreans while masquerading as a Japanese person, yet it never occurred to him he could have had such conversations by being honest about his true national origins.

"This is why I pretended to be Japanese to help fight Japan".

That's probably a typo, but I'm inclined to believe it is exactly what it sounds like.

These scumbags don't care about Japan. Their respect for Japanese people begins and ends with the anime, manga and video games they make for them.
FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEB!!!!

I mean, someone has to say it
 

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So Concord failed as everyone expected it would. The funny thing is that the far right insists that it failed because it was ''woke'' and not because it was an executive driven live service in an era where that genre has long been outdated and discredited. Had it been a wild success they'd likely have insisted just as loud that it wasn't woke at all.
 
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So Concord failed as everyone expected it would. The funny thing is that the far right insists that it failed because it was ''woke'' and not because it was an executive driven live service in an era where that genre has long been outdated and discredited. Had it been a wild success they'd likely have insisted just as loud that it wasn't woke at all.
What's Concord?
 

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So Concord failed as everyone expected it would. The funny thing is that the far right insists that it failed because it was ''woke'' and not because it was an executive driven live service in an era where that genre has long been outdated and discredited. Had it been a wild success they'd likely have insisted just as loud that it wasn't woke at all.
One of the funniest things I've seen about this, is from the Castle Superbeast podcast, which can be considered quite woke. One of the hosts mentioned talking about Concord on his stream or something, and the most common questions in chat where, in descending order:

1. Wtf is Concord?
2. Wait, Concord came out?
3. Wait, you have to pay for it, it's not f2p?
 
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You can practically smell the desperation coming off them.

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You posted a screen shot of a satire post where someone scribbled out the name of the account posting so that you couldn't find out it is satire.

Edit: it's basically the same level of veracity as "Vance had sex with a couch", except conservatives aren't going to pretend Walz wore blackface for the next 3 months thinking it a serious political strategy.