Recent content by FireCoroner

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    Poll: Would you want a Chef or a Maid?

    Maid. I'm a chef. And I'm an arsehole.
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    Whisky

    Being Irish, I am compelled to give every whiskey a shot. But I would urge anyone who drinks J.D. neat to just try sipping on a Jameson. I know that Jack is more iconic, cooler looking bottle, etc; but it was only when I got used to the taste of whiskey that I realised that Jameson is much...
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    I am kind if tired of the crap single player in FPS shooters

    I think we may be going through the same kind of FPS slump that we had in the late nineties, where publishers & developers saw the popularity of multiplayer and started making solely multiplayer games like Quake 3 Arena, and Unreal tournament. Thankfully Half Life came along with forgotten...
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    Poll: I Just Started Smoking :D

    I love the way people assume that you're trolling when you tell them you enjoy smoking. I don't smoke all week and I buy a twenty box on friday evening. Anyone who says that I'm just an addict in denial is being very silly indeed.
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    Poll: would you die for your country?

    I'm not willing to die for Ireland, but I'd be more than happy to cut off a few fingers if it would stop her from constantly fucking whining.
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    Atari Shuts Down Dedicated Fansite

    This really reminds me of the Tim Langdell/EA legal battle where the former was just short of claiming ownership of the word "edge" and began sending cease and desist letters to the publishers of ANYTHING with the word "edge" in the title. Needless to say, he was stripped of his trademarks by...
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    Poll: Female babysitter charged for having sex with 14-year old boy.

    Great. I've just depressed myself with the realisation of my own prejudice. Has anybody got any blow?
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    Why Homosexuality Should be Banned

    Aye, I was agreeing with you. I was just trying to add to the point you just made. At least I thought I was. It's just a little difficult to convey expression in a written message. Also, I refuse to use bracketed signals such as: (sarcasm) Sorry for any misunderstanding.
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    Why Homosexuality Should be Banned

    "Know your neighbourhood homosexual fiends" You can easily recognise them by: A) Handlebar Moustache B) Arseless Chaps C) Creme Menthe in a martini glass D) General Mincing "If you should encounter a homosexual or think you may be a homosexual for goodness sakes contact a priest...
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    Why Homosexuality Should be Banned

    That may be true, but do you really think a 2000 year old book which claims that: A) menstruating women should be shunned(leviticus15:19) and B) men who have their testes cut off or crushed shall be denied entry to the kingdom of heaven(Deuteronomy 23:1) ...is a good reference point...
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    Why Homosexuality Should be Banned

    Well, then you could always counter-argue with the fact that the U.S. has essentially re-opened the slave trade with unpaid, forced prison labor; A ridiculous "three strikes" penal system with mandatory long sentences for drugs charges; and the fact that the highest bidder(J.C. Penney...
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    Why Homosexuality Should be Banned

    You know what's really horrible? I just know that there is someone somewhere watching that video and appropriating the satirical points at face value. And that makes me a saaaad Panda. For more information on the subject matter, Here's the genius Stewart Lee:
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    Shows you wish weren't cancelled

    Police Squad! - In Color Much funnier than the Naked Gun films. Cancelled for an idiotic reason. ABC's president at the time stated that "the viewer had to watch the show in order to appreciate it." Oh well... Possibly Leslie Nielson's finest hour. More hard-boiled detective and less...
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    Funny porno movie names

    Here's some from swatpaz.net: Dumb & Dumber = Bum & Bummer To Kill a Mockingbird = To Thrill a Cock-in-Turd A Room with a View = A Womb with a Poo Stop or my Mom'll Shoot = Plop or my Bumm'll Shit Total Recall = Tit-all Re-Cock Blade Runner...
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    Cartoon that was canceled you wish hadn't been.

    Great show and a great theme song by danny elfman. It was originally made for the movie "Forbidden Zone". Have a listen: If you like that, you should check out some Oingo Boingo. I'd recommend the live album "Farewell", their last ever gig. It Fuckin Rocks.