Recent content by Greedy_Smurph

Hello, Andy Mills. We've been expecting you..

My friend and her mum actually use "Scissors, Paper, Rock, Lizard, Spock" to solve domestic arguments. Like in the middle of a screaming match one will just hold out their hand and the other knows exactly what it means. The victor gets final say no questions asked.. even if the other is right...

Just saying.. Unless you actually get it confirmed by her.. this could actually be one of those facebook chain things. A girl i work with posted something similar and when we asked her at work she said it was some chain mail thing to raise awareness for breast cancer. Sorry for the lack of...

I do exactly this.

Maybe you can tell us what console/s he has access to? Does he have any prior gaming experience? Or will he need to learn from scratch? Platforming can be quite daunting for people new to it. Anyway, here are some of my suggestions. Portal - A great, short, engaging campaign. Reasonably...

In the south west of Western Australia.

I have no idea what its called, but my Grandmother always told me about this Swedish folk song about an ant who came across a beer or something, drank it and ended up thinking it was an elk. You don't happen to be familiar with it do you? :S

I'm going to have to go with Dead or Alive Volleyball 2. :P

And Kirby!

Hi, first and foremost I wasn't sure where to put this so mods feel free to move. I'm trying to diagnose my friend's computer problem. When she types the letter "a" it puts a 7 right after it. So the word "and" gets typed as "a7nd." Also the number "1" comes with a free "8." They are the only...

I think the video you refer to, OP, is... <youtube=_JQiEs32SqQ> Can anyone help me with the embedding :( EDIT: Thanks Trigger!

I can't remember how many times I was spanked by my step-father, prick that he was. Only twice did my mother ever lay a hand on me. The first time was when I dropped all the nuts and bolts for her motorbike down a drain. They were for a 1930's BSA, so hard to find and very expensive. I was...

You know if you leave a town in F3, wait 3 days and the people should forget that guy who came in and slaughtered 10% of its townsfolk. Thats if you can make it to the gates..

I used to host an in-game radio station on TF2 with a friend. In, addition I am an admin for a fairly large ISP's TF2 servers. But beyond the realms of Team Fortress, I'm just another keyboard warrior on the internet.

I know more about those subjects than the average joe, but less than G.I. Joe.