Recent content by Quotation Marx

In my defense, it was a library filled with only twilight or twilight-related novels. You siphoned love from the world to create an extremely dangerous attack!

No, I stated a fact about your mom. Neither of your feelings matter for the factual opinion I stated was at least somewhat true. You amassed an annoying amount of alliterations!

In my defense, the pie tasted good, didn't it? You insulted my culinary skills!

And with all this talk of a Utopia, describe one. Describe a society in which everyone could survive, be happy, without conflict, and with human nature intact. I don't see one.

Bah. One problem I have with this is the assumption that all the tribal peoples were such civilized, noble beings, and that those who came into these areas were the horrible savages. They were all evil. Pure and simple. Indians, yes, I'm calling them that, cut off people's genitals and stuck it...

First off, Asexual doesn't mean what you think it means, It means the ability to reproduce with ones self. And only Certain Organisms can do that, Not humans. And by "love being stronger then the mind" I mean the Urge to love is stronger then the Urge to be logical, Prioritizing. But...

In my defense, we needed new resources, so we needed to pillage Mars. Getting there was 7 of the new world plan. You jammed all emergency radio frequencies!

It's a teddy bear, and becomes my best friend. I put an assortment of small blades camouflaged in your foodstuffs.

In my defense, it helps me see the bigger picture. Besides, what's wrong with a third eye? You mutilated a calf and sold the video to buy a talking, evil robot!

In my defense, it was part of alchemical experiment attempting to create a variation of the philosopher's stone. The mighty Beaver Hat. You fled the country and built your own cloud town, depriving the empire of tax gold being used to bribe the demons not to kill us, and now we're doomed!

Embellishment

In my defense, it was an alien species extremely close to humans. Just smarter and nicer. You organized a mass bungie jump, but made sure all the cords snapped.

In my defense, holy fires only hurt evil things. You collapsed a glass house with people inside it!

In my defense, God told me to. He even gave me this staff to do it! You cheated at the Olympics!

In my defense, he's a really good dancer. You lit my squirrel army on fire!