Recent content by ragsmorrison

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    Do you believe in luck?

    only when it comes in blonde, bobble-head form.
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    Green Lantern: The Fanboy Free Breakdown

    Bob, I have disagreed with your views several times in the past, but this time you and I are on the EXACT same page on this movie. Especially with regards to how Hector Hammond's story arc was butchered. I like to pretened, just for a chuckle, that Hammond's story is taking place in a...
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    Stupidest twist a story has used

    I would have to go with Yahtzee Croshaw's favorite bad plot twist of "Your partner's been working for the bad guy all along." By basic logic it makes no sense, and in terms of entertainment value it is friggin boring
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    Post some useless trivia.

    In a deck of playing cards, the only king without a mustache is the king of hearts. Which makes the final episode of G-Gundam a FILTHY LIAR!!!!
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    Bad Anime...

    Sirs, I would bring to your attention a little anime called Baccano! It's supposed to be a semi-farcical crime noir set in and around 1920s New York, with a plot about warring mob families and the elixir of immortality. But the story is so poorly structured with unnecessary & random time...
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    Reccomend me an awful game

    I would point you towards Dirty Harry for NES. I remember enjoying it, but just try trundling your way through the first level without the invincibility cheat (type CLYDE at the password screen) there will be dented walls and broken mirrors in your house that night, it is so busted.
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    what is your least favorite game that evrey one else like's

    It would be a close tie between red dead re-de-ree-ree and the dead space games. The former is a disconnected insult to its source material starring the wimpiest gun in the west, and the latter has a plot to rival the wackiest MST3000 episodes to go along with its suspiciously-padded combat
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    Favorite game that tanked in sales

    Okami didn't sell? that brings grief to my heart worthy of a classic woodcut
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    The Most Immoral Thing You've Done in a Video Game

    In Fallout 3, I remember putting on a series of rather obscene puppet shows with the corpses of Talon Mercenaries who got to jumping me coming out of about every third building. Lord, I hate those sons of bitches..
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    Games that SHOULD HAVE a sequel, but don't

    PSYCHONAUTS!!!!! WHY can Double Fine not catch a break? their stories arewide open for expansion.
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    What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

    Berserk, without question. Duke would leap through the television and join Guts in wholesale demon slaughter, then give the God Hand HIS brand.
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    The Big Picture: The Numbers

    okay, Bobby, you keep bringing it up, without any sign of letting go. So now, I find myself in need of the heavy artillery. Here we goes: in Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World,the kung-fu and videogame aspects were, in summary, the jellied mint strawberry icing on a dog turd pie. Themes and...
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    About Critics (Part 1)

    Bob, from what I've seen and heard about "The Tree of Life," it seems to bear a thematic similarity to the film "2001: A Space Oddessy, insomuch as it deigns to tell a surrealistic, mostly visual-based story rather than relying on a traditional narrative. While artistically this sounds like a...
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    Poll: The Coolest Anime Characters

    Aside from Kino, I would have to go with Captain Tylor of "T.I.C.T." fame, for facing the various perils of the untamed universe with naught but vague bemusement, no matter the situation.
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    Christopher Lee Effect

    No, sir, I do not believe Sir Lee has the mystical movie-healing capabilities that you purport him to. Three words that disprove your theory: THE GOLDEN COMPASS. If two minutes of Dracula sitting pow-wow with the legion of doom while handling a fer-de-lance like a Chinese music ball doesn't...