Apologize on behalf of your country
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Hmmm, what do you apologise for if you're dual nationality?
As an Australian, I would like to apologise for our politicians, who seem to think that it's their job to fight like kindergarteners instead of, oh, I dunno... implementing policies?
As a New Zealander, sorry about the accent. Don't worry, most of the time, we can't understand it either.
As an Australian, I would like to apologise for our politicians, who seem to think that it's their job to fight like kindergarteners instead of, oh, I dunno... implementing policies?
As a New Zealander, sorry about the accent. Don't worry, most of the time, we can't understand it either.
We did? Pretty sure we was close to building our own concentrations camps in Skåne or somewhere south in Sweden.RaZor921 said:
And someone already stole my thing so... I dunno, got nothing.
Edit; Oh I know, our government for not having any back bone and just roll over whenever US says something.
No way, I want an apology for Uwe boll, right here right now! Get to it!Fetzenfisch said:
United States: Well, it would be easy to simply say "everything", but I'll got the hard route.
On behalf of the US, I apologize for:
-Bush
-Palin
-Fox News
-Wesburo Baptists
-Sticking our dick into everyone's pie
-McDonalds
-Many Corporations
-The massive oil-spill in India. We kind of dropped the ball on that one...
-Hollywood
-Pushing other countries to adopt policies that they don't need in order to appease major corporations
-Endlessly picking on Canada
-Our really fucking annoying and stupid tourists
-Our massive hypocracy(probably spelled that wrong. Sorry about that as well.)
-The complete screwing over of Native Americans
So yeah, sorry about all that.
On behalf of the US, I apologize for:
-Bush
-Palin
-Fox News
-Wesburo Baptists
-Sticking our dick into everyone's pie
-McDonalds
-Many Corporations
-The massive oil-spill in India. We kind of dropped the ball on that one...
-Hollywood
-Pushing other countries to adopt policies that they don't need in order to appease major corporations
-Endlessly picking on Canada
-Our really fucking annoying and stupid tourists
-Our massive hypocracy(probably spelled that wrong. Sorry about that as well.)
-The complete screwing over of Native Americans
So yeah, sorry about all that.
American: Sorry for making the rest of you look bad.
On a separate note, sorry for ruining most (if not all) good American-based TV shows. Remember "The Simpsons"? Sorry we changed it from a sentimental, realistic family to a slapstick comedy. Remember "King of the Hill"? Sorry we took away the last intelligent animated character on TV. Remember the last seasons of "24"? Yeah... sorry.
On a separate note, sorry for ruining most (if not all) good American-based TV shows. Remember "The Simpsons"? Sorry we changed it from a sentimental, realistic family to a slapstick comedy. Remember "King of the Hill"? Sorry we took away the last intelligent animated character on TV. Remember the last seasons of "24"? Yeah... sorry.
Actually they kinda said at the treaty take the 26 counties or we will invade and destroy you. There was also rumours of us being offered all 32 counties but people took bribes to let GB keep the 6 up the North but what do some silly history teachers know. This is not to say killing of innocent is justified but UK politicians and extremists on all sides have done plenty to still warrant hate like bombings and gerrymandering of elections along with the almost engineered famine. As already said this doesn't equal hate for ordinary Englishman just parliament at the time and people who believed it justified.Rathcoole said:
Just because the rich people in power took loads of kick backs and let the construction industry run rampant without any checks as well as a complete cow boy wild west attitude with banks does not equal justification for 800 years of shit from certain Englishmen. We could run our economy just fine thank you very much.Daystar Clarion said:Wouldn't have happened if your country knew how to not fuck up it's own economy, just sayingfare777 said:
OT: I suppose the only thing Ireland has to apologise for is any innocents deaths cause by various terrorist factions when the country should of stepped in much early to do a Peace process. They let a needless around 500ish year old racial hate(all sectarian violence is originally racial when in this case) go on t hat led to many innocent deaths. Also for some people I apologise for Bono, Westlife, Boyzone and I think Busted.
Since I'm pretty bored, I'm sticking around this thread, and I'd like to give a personal apology to the brits.
Sorry for being born the same day (November 15th) as Erwin Rommel, aka The Desert Fox.
Now that I think of it, I shouldn't be sorry for that, since Rommel treated prisoners well, was a a great tactician, he was no Nazi and he played a part (even though minor) in one of the assassination attempts on Hitler
Sorry for being born the same day (November 15th) as Erwin Rommel, aka The Desert Fox.
Now that I think of it, I shouldn't be sorry for that, since Rommel treated prisoners well, was a a great tactician, he was no Nazi and he played a part (even though minor) in one of the assassination attempts on Hitler
On the behalf of Australia, I apologize for being better than every other country..and being more modest than any other country too.
As an American, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to our international friends for the fact that many Americans probably couldn't find your country on a globe.
Also, being from Wyoming, I apologize for the fact that many people don't know where Wyoming is, or even that it is a state in the U.S.
Also, being from Wyoming, I apologize for the fact that many people don't know where Wyoming is, or even that it is a state in the U.S.
I am sorry on behalf of Norway, for the oil we keep pumping up. And for not using our extreme stockpiles of money on sustainable energy research.