AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-wait. Come to think of it, not that I wasn't interested, but it seems like this game is so far into Japan-ville that a lot of what's going on would be lost on Western audiences. We talk about the "weird shit" that Japan as a culture seems to think is normal (prime time TV, anyone?) rather a lot around here... I have a feeling having looked at the game so closely that a lot of that "weird shit" would resurface with reinforcements at hand.
It's sad, but we should have expected this; it's slowly and surely becoming the norm.