Caught having sex
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Yeah, oh man. It was fuckin hilarious.
So here's me and my at the time grlfriend, we're gettin it on in her house. Enter her little brother. The little shit didn't even have the decency to be young and oblivious, he was like 15 at the time. Anyway, I could get a blanket over the two of us just before he peeked around the bloody corner.
He then had the gall to ask what we were doing.
I replied to him very calmly that we were in the middle of a yoga session.
He crept back around the corner very quietly, and then the girl and I laughed for half an hour.
So here's me and my at the time grlfriend, we're gettin it on in her house. Enter her little brother. The little shit didn't even have the decency to be young and oblivious, he was like 15 at the time. Anyway, I could get a blanket over the two of us just before he peeked around the bloody corner.
He then had the gall to ask what we were doing.
I replied to him very calmly that we were in the middle of a yoga session.
He crept back around the corner very quietly, and then the girl and I laughed for half an hour.
Never been caught because when I was with one of my exs we would do it when no one else was around to walk in on us. One of the last times we tried that was in my dorms and luckily it was a 4 bedroom/1 living room suites so we had all the privacy in the world but that didn't stop us from turning loud music on.
My only advice is to either wait until noone is there or go somewhere outside where it is more secluded. I would recommend the backseat of your car but different cars may be more or less comfortable.
My only advice is to either wait until noone is there or go somewhere outside where it is more secluded. I would recommend the backseat of your car but different cars may be more or less comfortable.
Yeah have to say if you asked the kid that walked in on you to sleep with you he likely would. You know that stat that states people that are hostile towards gays are likely to be gay? It is quite true, and it tends to be when they have anger towards it rather than disgust or the ignorance.DANEgerous said:
I know this because well... i have used it to get such people in bed, behind closed doors they are just the same as the gayest of men.
Same here man! Say, you guys don't happen to know if yahtzee has the blueprints for the wireless blowjob dispenser he's talked about, do you?Matthew94 said:Sean Hollyman said:I've never even done it, never even had a girlfiend
We all know that feel bro. We just have to pray things will work out.
Woah, Woah, I know you're sexually frustrated, but you don't have to resort to shagging her little brother!2HF said:
Um, only thing thats ever happened to me like that (Because I am every stereotype of awkwardness and have never actually had a boy/girlfriend) was that I once had a friend-who-is-a-girl (and also a lesbian) over and my mum, in front of her, said "If you're going to get up to any of 'the business' use protection." AND HANDED ME A CONDOM.
Parents are EVIL
DoPo said:
When I walk down the street,
This is what I see.
All the punks stop and they're staring at me.
I got a batarang in my hand and I ain't afraid to
throw it, throw it, throw it
I'm batman and I know
I'M BATMAN
And I don't appreciate your comments about my parents.
never had sex, probably won't until at least college, rather not go into detail on that.
sucks too because whenever one of my brothers is having sex, i always seemed to be just one room over, they're quiet, but i can sense what they're doing.
almost got caught doing...something else. but that's a whole other story
sucks too because whenever one of my brothers is having sex, i always seemed to be just one room over, they're quiet, but i can sense what they're doing.
almost got caught doing...something else. but that's a whole other story
Once by younger (much younger) sister, reverse cowgirl, GF facing door. So I kinda had to talk to her afterowrds and explain what we were doing. That was awkward
Once by older brother (one year older) new girl in a ball gag, blindfold with her hands cuffed to the bed rail, whip marks on her and what not. We just kinda looked at each other and he slowly closed the door.
Once by my dog, lets just say the girl didn't say anything until the tongue hit both of us from Reverse Cowgirl again, I mean, how chould she not see the dog inching closer.. relationship got very weird after that.
Once by Sister in law, in my own house, my brother had a key and she used it to come get some things and happened to walk in during afterglow period of sex.. sweat and laying there heaving, blanket was pulled up quickly followed by a "what the hell! *insert name here* learn to knock!"
Once by older brother (one year older) new girl in a ball gag, blindfold with her hands cuffed to the bed rail, whip marks on her and what not. We just kinda looked at each other and he slowly closed the door.
Once by my dog, lets just say the girl didn't say anything until the tongue hit both of us from Reverse Cowgirl again, I mean, how chould she not see the dog inching closer.. relationship got very weird after that.
Once by Sister in law, in my own house, my brother had a key and she used it to come get some things and happened to walk in during afterglow period of sex.. sweat and laying there heaving, blanket was pulled up quickly followed by a "what the hell! *insert name here* learn to knock!"
Funnily, I almost got caught my first day having sex, OP.
I'm 16 and fooling around with an ex-girlfriend from the year prior, a summer fling. We have sex in a field away from my house (it was short but awesome), and then go back to my house. My mom was at work when my dad says that he's leaving and that mom will be back in a half hour. As soon as he leaves, we get right back to it, but not more than 5 minutes later, we hear the gate open.
I throw my clothes on in seconds flat and go to stall my mom while my girl puts her clothes on.
Most terrifying close call I've ever had.
Several years later, with this one girlfriend, we end up having sex a lot at her house, where she has three other sisters. I'm pretty sure each of her sisters has walked in or seen from the doorway various sinful activities that me and her were doing, and her oldest younger sister trolled the hell out of us by, among other things, pushing the door open and stuff.
I'm 16 and fooling around with an ex-girlfriend from the year prior, a summer fling. We have sex in a field away from my house (it was short but awesome), and then go back to my house. My mom was at work when my dad says that he's leaving and that mom will be back in a half hour. As soon as he leaves, we get right back to it, but not more than 5 minutes later, we hear the gate open.
I throw my clothes on in seconds flat and go to stall my mom while my girl puts her clothes on.
Most terrifying close call I've ever had.
Several years later, with this one girlfriend, we end up having sex a lot at her house, where she has three other sisters. I'm pretty sure each of her sisters has walked in or seen from the doorway various sinful activities that me and her were doing, and her oldest younger sister trolled the hell out of us by, among other things, pushing the door open and stuff.
i kinda got caught with my ex.
we heard the door closing and thought her little brother left but it was only his friend.Then we had sex and she was quite loud after that i went ouf for a smoke and noticed her little brother was in his room and looked at me for a long time and started laughing.
we heard the door closing and thought her little brother left but it was only his friend.Then we had sex and she was quite loud after that i went ouf for a smoke and noticed her little brother was in his room and looked at me for a long time and started laughing.
Dawwwww that is adorable. I hope a drunk guy never breaks down your door while you are having sex. So far that is the only way in this post i can find that will get one of us to be dropped in on. Yeah people locks, not a new invention.Daystar Clarion said:Got caught on your first time?
God damn
Bloody rookies, don't you know how to lock a door?
No locks? Don't risk it
I've never been caught.
And I've been with the same girl since I was 15.
I have never been caught...cause well while ive had a girlfriend ive never been in the act to be caught :/ though i did kinda catch a roommate of mine once. Walked upstairs to get somethin come back down and have to stop half way cause i hear the sounds and see legs in position...and the times that same roommate woke me up with the sounds...sound goes through airvents people remember this fact...so ive been on the opposite side a few times but never caught myself
As it ever occurred to some people that the reason the parents' haven't knocked is because they know exactly what you were doing?
I mentioned in an old thread about teens and the amount of privacy they deserved and could expect... that my mother finds it ultimately disrespectful for children to have sex in their parents' house. This is regardless of age, by the way. If anything, it might be worse the older you are in her mind.
She told me once about discovering my sister doing it at home and nearly murdered her. And I know she has snuck quietly upstairs to get the drop on my brother to make sure he wasn't up to anything. He got in trouble once when she found him asleep with a girl next to him. They were clothed and all but were pretty much in each other's arms.
Her words are basically her house is not a motel so don't treat it like one.
Probably the only difference between my mother of the moms and dads of some of you lot, is that she'd never knock because her intent is to catch you. And even covering yourself up would not stop consequences. Which could be anything from contacting your boyfriend's/girlfriend's parents or kicking you out. Or both.
I mentioned in an old thread about teens and the amount of privacy they deserved and could expect... that my mother finds it ultimately disrespectful for children to have sex in their parents' house. This is regardless of age, by the way. If anything, it might be worse the older you are in her mind.
She told me once about discovering my sister doing it at home and nearly murdered her. And I know she has snuck quietly upstairs to get the drop on my brother to make sure he wasn't up to anything. He got in trouble once when she found him asleep with a girl next to him. They were clothed and all but were pretty much in each other's arms.
Her words are basically her house is not a motel so don't treat it like one.
Probably the only difference between my mother of the moms and dads of some of you lot, is that she'd never knock because her intent is to catch you. And even covering yourself up would not stop consequences. Which could be anything from contacting your boyfriend's/girlfriend's parents or kicking you out. Or both.
I got caught having sex with my ex by her Dad... on the hood of his Jag.
Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.
Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.
