Corupt a wish foundation.

[Manhattan2112]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

Granted. time stops around you, and you find yourself unable to move or breathe amongst the frozen air molecules.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but its butterscotch. lets assume you hate butterscotch.
I wish that i could fly.

Granted but u can only fly by your tounge and you can only fly down.....ha!

i wish i could kill anybody with one touch except me or my loved ones

Granted but your loved ones die in a freak Godzilla accident

I wish that i was purple

Granted. I choked you until you turned purple. The funeral was fun though.

I wish for the Evil Dead trilogy on DVD.

Granted but you must get rid of anyhing in your house that plays Dvds

i wish i owned a Griffion

Granted, but it eats you alive.

Now I wish for Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 (I'm good at it, I've borrowed it for several weeks, but I don't own it.)

 

[Tucker154]

Granted but the Weasel is feral and will give you rabies.

I wish for Mass Effect 3 right now.

Granted.The game was made so shitty it sucked and ruined the series.

I wish I could have a CoD MW2 game that doesnt have a annoying kid.

 

[Sinisterair]

i Wish that i could Own a Flying red monkey that shot lazers from its eyes

 

[I'mANinja]

EDIT: STUPIDNESS I type too slow

 

[Sinisterair]

Granted but the Weasel is feral and will give you rabies.

I wish for Mass Effect 3 right now.

Granted.The game was made so shitty it sucked and ruined the series.

I wish I could have a CoD MW2 game that doesnt have a annoying kid.

Granted but instead you must play with irritating teens

i wish i knew hat key the brown noise was and was not affected by it

 

[SonicKoala]

i Wish that i could Own a Flying red monkey that shot lazers from its eyes

Granted, but every time it shoots lazers, it also takes a huge crap.... on you.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Yeah, but guess who's the first to get bitten by a monkey?
Damn

Yeah, but you'd be deaf.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Kingsman]

You're immortal, but also old and comatose!

I wish I knew the cure to cancer!

 

[Zildjin81]

lol i kept making them but nobody courrputed them....

i wish that i had my own personal army that followed my every whim and would nvr betray me

Is that all? Well a couple of universes over, there are these small green people who worship your very image!

All you have to do is make a couple of simple dimensional jumps, and they'll declare you their god.

I wish for a portal gun!

Granted, but it only makes blue portals.

I wish for eight Ferraris!



Edit: Damn! ninja'd by like 10 posts!

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

I wish for eight Ferraris!

Granted, but they all come to life like stephen king's christine and kill all your loved ones.

I wish Iran would just go away.

 

[I'mANinja]

EDIT DAMN TOO SLOW AGAIN!

 

[Sinisterair]

Granted but your old and comatose so u cant tell anyone what it is

You're immortal, but also old and comatose!

I wish I knew the cure to cancer!

Granted but your old and comatose so u cant tell anyone what it is

 

[Manhattan2112]

I wish I had a new cell phone.

 

[Kingsman]

Granted, but they all come to life like stephen king's christine and kill all your loved ones.

I wish Iran would just go away.

Iran disappears just as its scientists find the cure to the weird epidemic of people rapidly aging and going comatose!

And that cell phone also can only work when it's calling old, comatose people!

I wish for a dish of old comatose fish!

 

[Eggsnham]

Granted. But the phone will be experimental, give off ridiculous amounts of radiation and you will get cancer of the bladder and slowly die.

I wish I had wisdom.

 

[Sinisterair]

I wish for eight Ferraris!

Granted, but they all come to life like stephen king's christine and kill all your loved ones.

I wish Iran would just go away.

granted but you must go with it

 

[UAProxy]

Diregard, folks.

 

[Sinisterair]

gr

Granted. But the phone will be experimental, give off ridiculous amounts of radiation and you will get cancer of the bladder and slowly die.

I wish I had wisdom.

Granted but you are stricken with blidness paraziation and deafness so you are not able to spread your wisdom

 

[ronodar]

lol i kept making them but nobody courrputed them....

i wish that i had my own personal army that followed my every whim and would nvr betray me

Is that all? Well a couple of universes over, there are these small green people who worship your very image!

All you have to do is make a couple of simple dimensional jumps, and they'll declare you their god.

I wish for a portal gun!

Granted but you are unable to survive a fall greater than 5 feet.

I wish for....every superpower thinkable, a mjolnir suit(with the phyisical ability to wear it), and no weakesses to anything.

P.S. First post in the Escapist forums

 

[Tucker154]

Granted, but it's so heavy that the extra weight throws you off balance. You tragically fall off your bike and roll over an edge. Every bone in your body breaks, except for your skull.

I wish I was in the Starcraft 2 beta.[/quote]
Granted.The demo is so awesome and takes up so much memory,it only downloads the intro video because thats all it could download.

I wish I could get my L4D2 disk back.