Wait, seriously?MazeMinion said:My parents are pretty big Christians. If they found out because of my bro telling them, I'd be in deep crap.
If they're that Christian, then you're in for much bigger problems in regards to them.
Wait, seriously?MazeMinion said:My parents are pretty big Christians. If they found out because of my bro telling them, I'd be in deep crap.
*laughs uncontrollably loud for several minutes*MazeMinion said:So, my bro caught me fapping. Yeah. He walked right in my room and caught me.
don't be a wanker, it'd probably help.MazeMinion said:So, my bro caught me fapping. Yeah. He walked right in my room and caught me.
He was discreet and cool about it, so I didn't think it was a big deal.
Then I remembered my parents. My parents are pretty big Christians. If they found out because of my bro telling them, I'd be in deep crap.
What should I do if that happens?
WIN!John Marcone said:What can you do? Ignore them. If they try to take the religion angle then either demand they find the exact passage saying it is wrong then follow it up by spending the next few months pointing out every single thing they do that is against the bible or just tell them you do not care what the bible has to say.
Or! Option #3. Otherwise known as the magnificent bastard option. Start fapping in your room, wait till they come in for something, stare them right in the eye and finish like a boss all over a bible. Bonus points for ripping a few pages out of it to clean yourself off with. (Only take this option if they really annoy you using their religious beliefs.
As a bit of trivia, Genesis 38:8-10 is literally God straight-up killing a dude for masturbating. And the guy does it because the alternative is sleeping with the widow of his brother (who was also killed by God...).John Marcone said:If they try to take the religion angle then either demand they find the exact passage saying it is wrong
Thats an awesome photo where did you get it?BENZOOKA said:Haha. I'm gonna tear into you now.
http://demi.fi/uploads/userImage/7/44687/40987__Tear.jpg
Honestly. It's the most normal thing in the world. CHILLAX! Just tell your bro not to tell your parents if you know they'd get all squishy about it for some twisted reason.
If you're talking about Judah and his son, this story was already discussed on the previous page. According to that he was killed for pulling out, not for masturbating.mechanixis said:As a bit of trivia, Genesis 38:8-10 is literally God straight-up killing a dude for masturbating. And the guy does it because the alternative is sleeping with the widow of his brother (who was also killed by God...).John Marcone said:If they try to take the religion angle then either demand they find the exact passage saying it is wrong
Is it any wonder why modern Christians generally stick to the New Testament?
I said to an ex-girlfriend that "I want you back... I mean I actually never want to see you again. And you look fat" *snap photo*.sam42ification said:Thats an awesome photo where did you get it?BENZOOKA said:Haha. I'm gonna tear into you now.
http://demi.fi/uploads/userImage/7/44687/40987__Tear.jpg
Honestly. It's the most normal thing in the world. CHILLAX! Just tell your bro not to tell your parents if you know they'd get all squishy about it for some twisted reason.