Stephanie Meyer you are a genius. Making money from a half-ass attempt at what could be called a 'good' story. Using the fantasies of 13-year old girls to women in their 20s (pray they don't breed) and unfortunately my own mother. You can tell I wasn't happy when I returned home from UTC to find my mom wanting to go see that piss-awful joke of cinema. Oh and it looks like my "Bye-bye anger pills" are about to wear off in 3...2...1!
Stephanie Meyer you TALENTLESS HACK. YOU'VE CREATED SOME OF THEY MOST UNLIKEABLE FEMALE CHARACTERS THAT I HAVE SEEN SINCE SINCE LADY MACBETH!!! NOT ONLY HAVE YOU DESTROYED THE FASCINATING MYTHOLOGY OF THE VAMPIRE, YOU GO AND DESTROY MY FAVORITE MYTHOLOGICAL MONSTER, the WEREWOLF! YOUR WRITING, CHARACTERS, and STORIES ARE ALL PILES OF TERRIBLE AND PRETENTIOUS SHITE!
"He's in here! Grab him!" *CRASH* "Who forgot to refill his prescription?!"
NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT DONE YET! IF IT WOULD HELP, FOR THE SAKE OF FANS OF CINEMA, LITERATURE, AND RESIDENTS OF WASHINGTON, I WOULD HAVE DRIVEN A WOODEN STAKE THROUGH THIS PISS INTERPRETATION OF VAMPIRE TRIPE YOU'VE CREATED! IF BELLA WERE A REAL PERSON I'D TIE A CEMENT BLOCK AROUND HER FEET AND THROW HER OFF THE CLIFF MYSELF!ROB PATTERSON, WE WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET THIS!
"It's okay SkullCap, here take your medicine."
ANYONE WHOSE A FAN OF THIS SERIES EITHER HAS NO DEPTH OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND LACK OF RESPECT FOR ROMANCE LITERATURE AND IS THE KIND OF BRAINLESS COOING DIPSTICK THAT APPEARS ON MTV'S REALITY SHOW CRAP OR THEY HAVEN'T YET LEARNED ABOUT GOOD WORKS OF LITERATURE IN THEIR 10TH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS!! ANOTHER THING *gulp* I THINK STEPHANIE MEyers is-is a, a um, uuhhhh.
Um, so yeah. I think this series is not well-written.