Has NASA Made First Contact?
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QFT; an elcor production would be more entertaining than Wrestlemania between world leaders...held at the U.N.!Je Suis Ubermonkey said:
OT: Space travel and exploration is the future of the entire world. How in the blue FUCK can any leader in his/her/its right mind (perhaps I'm thinking too highly of the current illustrious meat puppet in charge of the U.S.) decide to dismantle NASA?!?
Sigh, damn it NASA, stop remninding me of how boring this time is D: I remember how little interesting stuff happens when they go all ''OHSHITGUYS, WE FOUND SOMETHING!'' then ''OHSHITOSHITOSHIT, IT WAS, LIKE HINTS! We found a hint that there might have been a bacteria taking a shit somewhere on mars at a time looooong before we existed! ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!?!?''
Nevermind, it's probably just some alien who crashed his ship on Titan on his way to earth to deliver a message. He probably spends his time erecting statues and being a co-conspirator in an interplanetary war with an ultimate aim to unify humanity and eradicate all of the negative attributes of our species. Cookie for reference...
Still, bacterial life anywhere else in the solar system would be an astounding discovery! Whoever did it can expect Nobel prizes in every category (sans peace and lit, but those are for retards and pretentious people respectively), as well as having several universities named after themselves. A shame I've got classes on Thursday...
Still, bacterial life anywhere else in the solar system would be an astounding discovery! Whoever did it can expect Nobel prizes in every category (sans peace and lit, but those are for retards and pretentious people respectively), as well as having several universities named after themselves. A shame I've got classes on Thursday...
It'll definitely force the better part of humanity to make a big leap because most (if not all) mainstream religions abolish the idea of extraterrestrial life. But once we get past that, things can only get better.
NASA made contact 20 years ago. This is probably just an announcement that they found soemthing mundane. Nobody will ever know the truth.
You know how it is. We meet aliens. We start diplomatic relations. We sell them weapons, We sudenly discover they are hiding weapons of mass destruction our inteligence services tell us they are planing to use against us. We start a war with them on the pretence of giving there people democracy then we steal all there oil. If they had any sense they would stay the F£$k away from us unless they have giant space guns and are immune to the common cold.
We all want some cool, awesome alien species that are intelligent and let us live like we're in Mass Effect, but in all reality, it'll probably just be some bacteria they found on Uranus :/.
If it's alien life or first contact, I call it now: They're Zergling (or Zergling-Esque) and they will conquer us in Days unless we construct additional Barracks. If it's Amoeba's and stuff like that, let's hope it doesn't give us all a deadly disease were Cannibalism is the only solution to survive. If it's Amino Acids... There isn't anything bad about Amino Acids... Fudge. Regardless, I am looking forward to Thursday now.
come on Asari.....please Asari
Anywho no matter what this is I am pumped, go Nasa go Nasa it's your birthday
Anywho no matter what this is I am pumped, go Nasa go Nasa it's your birthday
There's not gonna be life. There's not gonna be any bacteria.
Here's what NASA would do if they had found life:
"HEYYY EVERBUDDY! WE FOUND LIFE! WOOP WOOOP!"
Here's what NASA would do if they had found life:
"HEYYY EVERBUDDY! WE FOUND LIFE! WOOP WOOOP!"