How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I used noclip. Your traps couldn't touch me. Fwahaha.

How did you get a sweet hat from the bitter haberdasher?

 

[Arestra]

I stole it using a clever ruse.

How did you find out my horrible secret?

 

[brtshstel]

Well, cocaine is one hell of a drug.

How did you make bacon taste even better?

 

[Neonbob]

I just made something up. Like I always do.

How did you rid your house of ants?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ant eaters.

How did you turn into a purple fireball?

 

[Musclepunch]

A ate the purpelefireball berry found commonly in nepal.

How did you discover the zit on your nose

 

[War Penguin]

It became so big that it evolved a mind of its own and talked to me telepathically that it was present.

How did you lose at Tetris?

 

[brtshstel]

I thought it was a game where I was supposed to build a castle. I kind of got pissed when some of the lines started disappearing.

How did you make that coffee over the campfire?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a bunch of sticks to make a pyramidal shape and then put a cup with some coffee and water in it over the fire. Not that hard, really.

How did you get a dead band to play for your funeral?

 

[Gigaguy64]

The awesome power of my Voltekka resurrected them.

How did you get that Anime before it was dubbed?

 

[Yureina]

I could understand Japanese.

How did you get a 100% win percentage in Solitaire?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Cant beat my poker face.


How did you run into space?

 

[Druyn]

I told gravity to back off, and let inertia have a turn.

How did you find C'thulu?

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I told gravity to back off, and let inertia have a turn.

How did you find C'thulu?

I keep him stored in the cupboard.

How did you make plutonium with just a microwave, paper-clips, and jello?

 

[Neonbob]

I macguyvered it. Woooo.

How did you see through walls?

 

[LeonLethality]

The x-ray goggles from the back of comic books

How did you not freeze while skinny dipping during winter?

 

[NeoAC]

Cause I'm Canadian. Duh.

How did you take down Godzilla?

 

[Neonbob]

I made him eat a nuke. And then I won.

How did you crash my party with a teacup?

 

[NeoAC]

Well you only had one bodyguard, and I broke the teacup over his face. Now he has nice floral patterns instead of eyes.

How did you chop all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck?