I assume this was the... special blood of the one humans call She Who Adjudicates the Adjudicator.Mortai Gravesend said:
How did you have sex?
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You avatar actually reminds me of an inside joke I had with...well, I never went all the way with her but third-base is close enough. "The cats are watching"CODE-D said:
Anyway, the first time I did have sex it was with someone I'd been dating for about 2 years (on and off but mainly because she was in the foreign exchange program) Anyway, we were at her Dad's place summer after graduation and making out turned to heavy petting turned to more.
It sucked, and since then, I've only had sex 3 other times, all which were terrible on the woman's behalf.
This is over a time period of 3 years now.
I seem to be a magnet for women with insane trust issues or dont understand the point of "It has to actually go in to have sex"
-.- Which at 21 it feels VERY DEGRADING where I grow up, I have the sexual experience of a virgin and unlike everyone else I know, there's no one I know of who would ever consider being friends with benefits.
This is over a time period of 3 years now.
I seem to be a magnet for women with insane trust issues or dont understand the point of "It has to actually go in to have sex"
-.- Which at 21 it feels VERY DEGRADING where I grow up, I have the sexual experience of a virgin and unlike everyone else I know, there's no one I know of who would ever consider being friends with benefits.
Well I'm in a three way relationship with a girl so I'm not allowed to have sex as part of the rules. She has on occasion however, given me hand and blow jobs, so I can't complain.
...drunk at a party at my brother's place when I was 17. Started going shot for shot with a woman who was (unbeknownst to me) very, very angry with her boyfriend. We wandered off together at her behest, destroyed a little property and wound up fucking in a park at around 2 in the morning.
It was actually pretty awful. We were both horribly drunk, we both smelled awful... and the girl, while quite conventionally attractive in a tall, skinny blonde with fake breasts kinda way, was quite frankly an out-of-shape proverbial hallway to my proverbial hotdog.
...after getting back to my brother's place, I wound up driving her and her boyfriend home. He was passed out drunk, she was still stupid, rowdy drunk... and I was just drunk but coming down. I did that a lot that year (drinking and driving, that is)... thankfully I was lucky every time. No collisions.
The second time was much, much better... and I was visiting a place half a state away. Also, we were only a bit buzzed on mixed drinks rather than completely sloshed on shots... and the girl was in great shape, which always helps. A lot.
Beyond the first couple of times I got much, much better at it, of course. It's been fourteen years of flip-flopping between winning and losing streaks since then, after all (currently on a losing streak. Go figure).
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It was actually pretty awful. We were both horribly drunk, we both smelled awful... and the girl, while quite conventionally attractive in a tall, skinny blonde with fake breasts kinda way, was quite frankly an out-of-shape proverbial hallway to my proverbial hotdog.
...after getting back to my brother's place, I wound up driving her and her boyfriend home. He was passed out drunk, she was still stupid, rowdy drunk... and I was just drunk but coming down. I did that a lot that year (drinking and driving, that is)... thankfully I was lucky every time. No collisions.
The second time was much, much better... and I was visiting a place half a state away. Also, we were only a bit buzzed on mixed drinks rather than completely sloshed on shots... and the girl was in great shape, which always helps. A lot.
Beyond the first couple of times I got much, much better at it, of course. It's been fourteen years of flip-flopping between winning and losing streaks since then, after all (currently on a losing streak. Go figure).
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The irony of that statement coming from someone with an avatar featuring Edgar Figaro blew me the fuck away.TheGreatKlaid said:
Mine is a weird story, it involves booze, the frustration of it not happening several times before (I think didn't wanna hurt her) and the fact we had 2 peepers, and a friend helping us out (advice).
Basically after a D&D session where we were drinking at, I went to be first on my friends air mattress. A couple hours later my gf (fiance now) and my friend come in to go to bed, as they had continued drinking. I get awoken by her and I find out that she wants to have sex. Of course I didn't exactly complain, but we had no protection at the time, though because 2 of my other friends were drunk peepers we got one from them lol.
While getting tips from my friend laying next to us as she rides me, we successfully have sex and collpase afterwards (well she collpased, I layed there for a bit before washing up, then coming back to bed).
The next morning we all joked about it, and I found out a lot later (months) that she wasn't done, and almost considered jumping my friend, but decided against it as his gf (also a friend of ours) wouldn't have liked it, so she cuddled up to me instead.
Oh and by this point we had been dating for 3 years, and we're living together for at least 6 months. Going on 7 years this summer together.
Basically after a D&D session where we were drinking at, I went to be first on my friends air mattress. A couple hours later my gf (fiance now) and my friend come in to go to bed, as they had continued drinking. I get awoken by her and I find out that she wants to have sex. Of course I didn't exactly complain, but we had no protection at the time, though because 2 of my other friends were drunk peepers we got one from them lol.
While getting tips from my friend laying next to us as she rides me, we successfully have sex and collpase afterwards (well she collpased, I layed there for a bit before washing up, then coming back to bed).
The next morning we all joked about it, and I found out a lot later (months) that she wasn't done, and almost considered jumping my friend, but decided against it as his gf (also a friend of ours) wouldn't have liked it, so she cuddled up to me instead.
Oh and by this point we had been dating for 3 years, and we're living together for at least 6 months. Going on 7 years this summer together.
I had a "friend" that I was pretty sure was quite easy. I say "friend" because I didn't really like her and I only hung out with her in hopes of getting laid. It worked! It wasn't very romantic or anything, sorry. We were both 15, I think. I know I was 15, but she might have been a year younger (she was a grade below me, but I was the youngest person in my grade). I don't even remember how I broached the topic, honestly. We'd known each other for a long time, but weren't really close or anything. She sometimes rode home from school with me and my friend, but that was about the only interaction we had.
Anyway, I rarely hung out with her after that and we never had a sex again. In fact, I remember being sort of embarrassed that I slept with her because she was considered such a slut by...pretty much the entire school. Looking back, I'm just glad I got it out of the way and she probably wasn't really that loose anyway. Oddly enough, before her, I'd never even really kissed a girl. That one time pretty much gave me shitloads of confidence (not sure why), which led to some meaningful relationships after that.
So yeah, if you're having trouble, just go after a really slutty girl!
Anyway, I rarely hung out with her after that and we never had a sex again. In fact, I remember being sort of embarrassed that I slept with her because she was considered such a slut by...pretty much the entire school. Looking back, I'm just glad I got it out of the way and she probably wasn't really that loose anyway. Oddly enough, before her, I'd never even really kissed a girl. That one time pretty much gave me shitloads of confidence (not sure why), which led to some meaningful relationships after that.
So yeah, if you're having trouble, just go after a really slutty girl!
I've never even been close to having sex, and I'm 21. Yet despite this, I still think I can avoid being forever alone, for some reason.
I want to say poorly since I was very nervous and he hadn't done it in a while. And it was a bit of a mutual thing.CODE-D said:
Yes, we were an established couple at that point. He kind of proposed that we'd go back to his place, and he was really nice and understanding of the fact of how I was nervous. It was date three when we finally did the no pants dance, but we had been conversing for a few months at that point.
Sex isn't a big thing. Thankfully, the two females I've been with have said good things about what I'm working with, but I can't say that I enjoyed bumping uglies with them.
First one was my ex-girlfriend. First time with her, she let me penetrate her to see how it felt. I don't really consider that sex because it was just a preview.
Second time, it was at my place. I didn't get much of a kick out of it though because CONDOMS SUCK.
Third time was a few weeks ago with a friend of mine. I didn't enjoy that though since she was recovering from a hangover after getting drunk the night before after breaking up with her fiance. She's back with him, but I don't care.
I never... came with either of them. It's a shame, really. Now, I'm on the prowl searching for the right person because I've apparently had some bad luck. :/
First one was my ex-girlfriend. First time with her, she let me penetrate her to see how it felt. I don't really consider that sex because it was just a preview.
Second time, it was at my place. I didn't get much of a kick out of it though because CONDOMS SUCK.
Third time was a few weeks ago with a friend of mine. I didn't enjoy that though since she was recovering from a hangover after getting drunk the night before after breaking up with her fiance. She's back with him, but I don't care.
I never... came with either of them. It's a shame, really. Now, I'm on the prowl searching for the right person because I've apparently had some bad luck. :/
Well since it only happens in my dreams they're already attracted to me and so convincing them to have sex is no challenge. Usually saving them from an enemy army or some kind of alien makes them want me. I will leave out the rest of the details.
The last time?
I was at a party at my friends house, me and this nice young lady were the last two awake. We were talking in the kitchen and she kept inching closer and closer to me, then started making contact by grabbing my arm, touching my chest and laughing...etc. I knew what was going on, but didn't do anything at first, just stood there talking to her not responding in any physical way. Finally after about twenty minutes of chatting and her discouragement was rising due to my lack of response she said something like...."Oh I think everyone is passed out or gone, what do you want to do?" I then reached out and grabbed her by her annoyingly large belt buckle and just started kissing her. Eventually we found an empty room.... which happened to be my friend's roommate's bedroom, and did the deed in there.
Good times, but nothing really special. My buddies GF made a bigger deal about it then me or anyone else, since it was her college classmate.
I was at a party at my friends house, me and this nice young lady were the last two awake. We were talking in the kitchen and she kept inching closer and closer to me, then started making contact by grabbing my arm, touching my chest and laughing...etc. I knew what was going on, but didn't do anything at first, just stood there talking to her not responding in any physical way. Finally after about twenty minutes of chatting and her discouragement was rising due to my lack of response she said something like...."Oh I think everyone is passed out or gone, what do you want to do?" I then reached out and grabbed her by her annoyingly large belt buckle and just started kissing her. Eventually we found an empty room.... which happened to be my friend's roommate's bedroom, and did the deed in there.
Good times, but nothing really special. My buddies GF made a bigger deal about it then me or anyone else, since it was her college classmate.
Someone I met on myspace (back when it was still relevant) and behind her bedroom door.. while it was open... and her parents were five meters away.. It was awkward as fuck.
I have a feeling this thread is much more interesting to us virgins than it is to people who've had sex.
Anyways, I'm a virgin, but I'm 19 and I'm beginning to feel the social pressure. I keep telling myself that I shouldn't care, but I'm getting extremely interested in it.
As for why it's never happened, I couldn't tell you. I don't consider myself an unattractive guy, but the situations and girls I get involve with all seemed to be either abstinent, or extremely awkward around sex stuff. There's been a few times when I could have insisted and it would have happened, but the thought of having sex with a disinterested person with second thoughts puts me off very quick.
I've done other (fun) stuff, and realized that they were a lot more fun than people make them out to be. So yeah, very interested about it.
Anyways, I'm a virgin, but I'm 19 and I'm beginning to feel the social pressure. I keep telling myself that I shouldn't care, but I'm getting extremely interested in it.
As for why it's never happened, I couldn't tell you. I don't consider myself an unattractive guy, but the situations and girls I get involve with all seemed to be either abstinent, or extremely awkward around sex stuff. There's been a few times when I could have insisted and it would have happened, but the thought of having sex with a disinterested person with second thoughts puts me off very quick.
I've done other (fun) stuff, and realized that they were a lot more fun than people make them out to be. So yeah, very interested about it.