How do you want to leave this world?

Idlemessiah

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Doing something heroic a la Boromir: saving loved ones or something like that.
OR by fighting so hard to keep living that Mr G. Reaper has to come and personally drag me to hell.
 

BigG520

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Jan 23, 2010
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Definetly helping someone else, OR hit by an Abulence. Either I can die knowing I did a good deed or I die in an outstandingly ironic situation.
 

Mr_Powers

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Ok so Im single-handedly sent up in a badass spaceship to defeat an Earth invading alien fleet of several billion. With some liberal use of newly developed anti-matter weaponry Im able to destroy everything except the alien flagship. Out of anti-matter, I use my ship and a modified plasma shield to ram my ship into the the alien one, which bores a hole in to it. My ship being destroyed I then abandon it and dual wielding a pair of lightsabers I hack my way through to the alien bridge where I engage the alien leader in single combat, I win, then I activate my ships self destruct mechanism. Before everything explodes, I cut a hole in the hull of the ship and, because I have a space suit, jump out into space. When the Alien ship explodes the explosion pushes me toward the Earth. I survive reentry land in a giant fireball in the middle of New York. While lying in the bottom of the crater I just created...I'm shanked in the kidney by a random thug and robbed for $3.62.
 

Feste the Jester

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I want to die in an epic space battle where I have a one-on-one lightsaber duel to Darth Vader's clone. In the end, I pull a kamikaze move where I crash my plane into their command deck and win the war and save the galaxy.

BAM Instant Hollywood movie on my life!!!
 

quiet_samurai

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Sword Fight.

Deffinitely spmething cool like that, there either needs to be blood or fire.... or both. Dying in your sleep is a waste of a good death.
 

Treefingers

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CWestfall said:
Chased off a cliff by multiple nude women.
Dammit!! You beat me to it!! Monty Python ftw.

Umm then i guess. Uh...

Well ive thought that falling from a ridiculous height would be good, cos it'd be fun until you hit the ground.
 

Nestor Hrin

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Feb 24, 2010
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Death by a giant explosion which is followed by at least five subsequent explosions, each one a different color and all of which are in a "X" shape. If you get the reference, I love you.
 

bassdrum

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I want to be a 90 year old man who single handedly stops a terrorist attack, killing scores of armed bad guys with my bare hands, and then die of a heart attack while accounting my actions to a reporter.
 

Kollega

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Knocking Robo-Dracula off of Lombax battlecruiser and surfing on him into the sun to save the free world from CommuNazis. With awesome music playing in the background and cameras filming this shit. When i'm 70.
 

SturmDolch

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May 17, 2009
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Like I came in, through my mother's womb.

Just kidding. I hope to pass away as an old man, rocking on the front porch of my cabin in the Swiss Alps while thinking back on my memories and smiling.
 

pwnzerstick

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Re-enacting the bomb riding scene from Doctor Stange Love. Oh, but I'd need a cowboy hat. Although I'm not sure who I would bomb.
 

antipunt

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EClaris said:
The same way I came in.

Naked, Screaming, and covered in blood.
ಠ_ಠ

On topic, probably with as little pain as possible. I'd hate the idea of a long, drawn-out, agonizing death
 

AgDr_ODST

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I can think of a number of ways, but the first(and most offensive) one that I came up with would be to die by OD'ing on Viagra and then having a (completely) open casket funeral, first attended by everyone who hated me then hold a second closed(lower half of the) casket with friends and family
 

Treblaine

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"How do you want to leave this world?"

On a rocket ship to visit an amazing alien planet :D

...

OK OK, I know what you REALLY mean, if I had a wish to choose the way I would die what would it be.

Very well, I want to die by being strangled to death by the 99th President of the United States as he/she serves in office.

That's at least 220 years from now so in a round about way this wish guarantees I will both live a long time and I will go down in history.
 

bloodknight13

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I would want to die after I had broken into the pentagon and was standing over a console which would cause all nukes in America to launch and hit all other countries we know have nukes and therefore they get pissed and completely destroy the most life on the planet and any sob's left are in hell.
 

Hiram88

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I'd like to die by renting a plane, flying over the coldest shark infested waters on earth, program the plane to call for help (this is the future, y'know), and being found naked surrounded by sharks with an incredibly cryptic message written in stone that, when deciphered, would read "My only regret is never finishing FFVII: Also, marblecake"