If your genitals was a game...

[Paksenarrion]

Huzzah! Um...now I feel bad.

Why? We're only talking about your uterus. Not like there's anything secret or sacred about that thing.

Ouch. I have yet to mention my uterus.

 

[Sandytimeman]

Paddleball oh wait thats not a video game. I guess I would have to say World of Warcraft. Cuz I grind that shit yo.

 

[Happy Toki Toki]

I've thought Long and Hard about this one...
and I would have to say mine is like Dragon age 2 - lots of fun but just too short

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Alien vs Predator...you never know when or where it might appear! XD

 

[commandersqwigly]

System Shock.
/thread

 

[metacree]

Call of Cthulhu: Dark corners of the Earth.


It's maddening.

 

[StormShaun]

Saints Row/2, well my nuts are the ones not getting kicked and the message here is thou shalt not being the one being kicked in thou genitals...

 

[NotYetForsaken]

EVE online. It's massive and once you get into it you'll spend a long time enjoying yourself, but its sheer hardness makes it intimidating for those that aren't ready for such a thing.

Something like that.

It has niche appeal and a learning curve that folds into itself.

 

[dorkette1990]

Man Hun- Wait wait wait, that sounds so...

Dead or aliv- Wait no still bad...

Sheep dog and wo- Still a bit iffy.

I'm going to go and call it World Of Warcraft, it's pay to play and you keep coming back for more... hideously infectious.

Calling your genitals hideously infectious makes me giggle, especially in relation to the pay to play You hilarious prostitute, you.

OT:
Um.... my vagina is like Resident Evil 5 - the controls might seem strange at first, and the boss battles might seem hard, but you get used to it and find out the bosses are pushovers. Although it might be a little small, when in multiplayer, it's lots of fun. Plus, it comes with a bunch of different costumes. (If ya know what I mean).

 

[escapistraptor]

Pokemon. Because I play it too damn much and I'm a little ashamed of it, though proudly joke around with my close friends about it. Oh oh! And my wife watches me play sometimes. Hahahaha these keeps getting better!

 

[Eumersian]

Did somebody already say Super Meat Boy yet? I think that's a good one to say.

 

[Gavmando]

Solitare. It's a good way to waste time when you should be working.

or,

The Tetris game that was built into my old TV. You're sitting around bored and there's nothing good on TV, so you have a play with it...

 

[MercurySteam]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I've seen that movie. You mean to say that your vagina is so terrifying that it causes Sam Neil to cut out his eyes? Freaky.

I guess my penis is like Duke Nukem: Forever. We've been waiting for a long time and everyone wants to play (with) it.

 

[Knife-28]

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts....

What? No one thought of that?

 

[Sarahcidal]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

...that never comes? ba dum tsshhh

Stonekeep ..not many people have played it, but those who did totally loved it and will remember it for life XD

 

[RA92]

This is like an episode of "How I Met Your Mother"!

...but with face huggers.

No, it's more like an epic saga that revolves around duality - a tale of your evil spinning detachable clitoris that preys on the weak versus your honorable detachable vagina which punishes rapists through the act of giving life - by impregnating them.

...
...
...


Looking back, I think you, Randoom and I managed to make sure that every single young boy mystified by sexuality is not going to go near any girl for a pretty long time, no matter how much hormones are kicking them in the testicles.

I need some sleep...

 

[Yokai]

I read this thread. I laughed. Then I felt embarrassed for doing so. Ah well.

Dwarf Fortress. Relatively obscure, needlessly complex. In desperate need of a new interface...shit, I think I'm overdoing it.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Yakuza 3. Random encounters and some cut content.

 

[Paksenarrion]

This is like an episode of "How I Met Your Mother"!

...but with face huggers.

No, it's more like an epic saga that revolves around duality - a tale of your evil spinning detachable clitoris that preys on the weak versus your honorable detachable vagina which punishes rapists through the act of giving life - by impregnating them.

...
...
...


Looking back, I think you, Randoom and I managed to make sure that every single young boy mystified by sexuality is not going to go near any girl for a pretty long time, no matter how much hormones are kicking them in the testicles.

I need some sleep...

My goodness, please do get some rest! I'd wish you pleasant dreams, but somehow, with the topic of this thread, it would sound sinister and forboding...

Please have pleasant dreams of non-evil clitorises. ^_^

 

[Baneat]

Super meat boy

.. yeah