Make a Great Game Sound Boring

Right Hook

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Pong: you move the white line and avoid letting the square leave on your half of the screen.
 

Arrzarr

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knights of the old republic is a fetch quest where you roleplay as a group of douchebags who have no idea what they're doing
 

King of the Sandbox

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I remember an old arcade game that was basically sticking your mitts into a couple of weird handles and then spazzing out with them to knock the guy on the screen out for a 10 count.
 

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Battletoads. Move to the right, DIE! Move to the left DIE! Move to the bottom of the screen, DIE! Move to the top of the screen, DIE! Stand still, DIE! Cheat to make the game easier, DIE!
 

King of the Sandbox

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Weealzabob said:
Battletoads. Move to the right, DIE! Move to the left DIE! Move to the bottom of the screen, DIE! Move to the top of the screen, DIE! Stand still, DIE! Cheat to make the game easier, DIE!
You forgot "Add a co-op partner, KILL then DIE."
 

That_Sneaky_Camper

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Metal Gear Solid: Protagonist with oddly erotic sounding codename and wearing tight spy suits infiltrates and kills terrorist organizations while needlessly complex conspiracies and absurd characters surround him. Also nano-machines explain everything.

Red Dead Redemption: Ride around on your horse for miles and get shot at by bandits endlessly.

Assassin's Creed: Uninteresting main character lives the past lives of his infinitely more cool ancestors through a magic machine only for us to have to focus on him just because he is the main character. There is also a lot of climbing and stabbing.

Call of Duty: Single player: Kill endless waves of Nazis or Russians/Arabs until you are satisfied. America saves the day fuck yeah! Multiplayer: Kill endless waves of enemies until you rage quit or go deaf from all the bratty 13 years old screaming in your ear.

Battlefield: Singleplayer: Same as above. Multiplayer: Spend hours trying to master vehicles that don't do much anyway, I mean seriously those helicopters can't fly for shit.

Crysis: Kill endless waves of Koreans until aliens come out of no where and fuck your shit up.

Halo: Generic action hero defends against alien invasion.

Uncharted: Indiana Jones: The Video Game.

Fallout: Survive in a wasteland wandering dreary, brown environments while endless waves of bandits and mutants shoot at you. Also decide between numerous ambiguously bad choices of government that all seem to be just as bad as the next.

Mario: Chubby plumber, who does no actual plumbing, gets dumb girlfriend continuously captured by a fire breathing turtle-dragon and jumps on top of his various minions' heads to save the day.

Sonic: Blue hedgehog that can run at the speed of sound tries to fight fat guy from taking over the world.
 

captaincabbage

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Skyrim: You trudge around in the snow and dirt and get cleaved in the chest by some dick with an axe.

Minecraft: You punch a tree then make some shitty tools and dig a hole.
 

Hosker

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Dark Souls - you run around a big map killing monsters while dying more than you would playing an online FPS.
 

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In UT2004 you die. A lot. An obscenely large amount. In TDM you have to wait for weapons to spawn, and quite often you can get spawn killed 2-6 times in a row. Stombos will be the bane of your life.
 

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Shadowstar38 said:
So in Bioshock 2 your like, a scubba diver. And you do drugs that make that make people light up. And there is these little girls you grab. And thats about it.
Wait... whatever else that make be it doesn't sound boring! :)

League of legends: You spend hundreds of hours playing the same map over and over again, with the same objective. And more than half the time the game is made harder by your teammates making dick moves that you cant do anything about.

*goes to play LoL*
 

CRRPGMykael

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Assassin's Creed II: You just run around various cities looking awesome and climbing buildings and assassinating people. So boring.

PS: It's my favorite game of all time.
 

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Collect item A for character B so that they can send you along quest C that furthers you along the chain to reach the next town.

Anyone know what game I'm talking about ?

World of Warcraft
 

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Lightning Delight said:
Portal: Make it to the other side of the room.
Megaman/Mario: Run to the right until you win or die.
Pokemon: Collect animals.
Hahahaha, 'collect animals' genuinely had my laughing, this is win.

OT: Minecraft: You just pick up blocks and make other types of blocks with them. To make blocky buildings....

LA Noire: Pick up some stuff, write stuff down in a notepad, shout at people and drive to places.