Pokemon: Gotta Catch One

[HobbyJim]

Go to my exes place and steal her cat who loves me more, so by extension is now MY cat.

I swear I'm not that crazy. Probably Pidgey. Pidgeot is the shit. Ride that thing around the country and drop giant blobs of bird shit onto my bosses car. Among other things.

 

[Anaklusmos]

I live near a gym so I'd go and catch Machop or or the first evolution of Mienshoa. Failing that I could stand in my fireplace and wait for a fire pokemon, I could go down to the train station and have my choice of Electric Pokemon, or walk into the local high street and catch Rattata, Zigzagoon, or Lillipup.

 

[Arkzism]

i'd catch me a farfetch'd

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Take note the town you live in because if you live in

I live in a highly urbanised area, so where does that leave me? XD

Besides, you don't need a pokemon to fight other pokemon if you can do it yourself - remember people training with fighting pokemon?

Hey, I wonder how they'd react to being shot, and if the pokecentre can do anything about that.

In all fairness, I'd probably get a baseball bat, a bunch of protection, and a pair of combat boots and go hunting if I didn't want the pokemon hurt too badly.

OT: for some reason I want to go with a nidoran(m).

 

[Hamish Durie]

my neighbours dog then i would make it attack my neighbour ohhh the irony

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I live in the middle of the woods, so I'd be keeping an eye out for a Bulbasaur!

...and I'd name him "Tentacles"...

 

[Matt-the-twat]

I'd catch me a Growlithe. Plenty of dogs and foxes in this area.

 

[lionday]

I live near woods and a swamp but I'd catch a Weedle Gotta love those Beedrills. If i had the chance I'd catch a Ralts or a Toratoga but probably not in my area.

 

[The Funslinger]

I live near a big grassy moor, as well as some woods so Scyther?

There's a house that's apparently haunted nearby, so another option would be ghastly and train it into Haunter. Actually, a relatively easy option would be pidgey and evolve it to Pidgeott. Fuck yeah, flying!

I'd catch me a Growlithe. Plenty of dogs and foxes in this area.

actually, this. I love dogs, and arcanine would be badass! I could ride around on it too. Also, why does Arcanine get classed as "legendary"? I swear I saw that somewhere.

 

[Phantomess]

I live in the middle of a capital city with a harbour, so I'll go water-type. Probably something like Wingull, since there are so many seagulls around here. But if I had the choice, I'd go Squirtle.

 

[Solomon Roade]

I am in driving distance from a reef AND I have my diver's license, so if I look hard enough I can find a Root Fossil, revive it somehow to get a Lileep, and train it till its a Cradily. Then I still have the ultraball so I'd surf my tv channels to find a Rotom!

 

[aei_haruko]

I'd catch a bagon... then a few years later...
BOOM SALAMANCE @$$HOLE. YES LARRY, YOU DIE!
tee hee >.>
Jk jk, but bagon nonetheless

 

[Tripple W]

Since I live in a desert I think I'll catch a Cacturne this how I imagine my self in a Pokemon game with my awesome Cacturne (http://th04.deviantart.net/fs50/PRE/f/2009/309/f/3/Cacturne_and_me_by_horrormove.jpg)

 

[Skeneo]

I'd probably have to get a miltank for obvious reasons. Wouldn't it be funny how New Zealanders would only be able to get a mareep?

 

[Nobby]

Well living in Australia means Kangaskhan is an option. But then again going the Mr Fish route from the manly guys doing manly things webcomic would be my first choice

Edit: Mr Fish is too popular so to be all unique and whatnot I'll be going for a trip to Nothern Australia where all the crocs live to catch myself a Totodile

 

[TheTurtleMan]

I'll find me an Abra roaming around and take a chance a catching it. How badass would an Alakazam with unlimited psychic powers be? Plus we could teleport anywhere we wanted all the time.

If I fail at catching the an Abra, then I'll just steal my neighbor's dog and duct tape an AK47 to its back and call it a pokemon.

 

[lumenadducere]

Hm, well I'd try and get a squirtle or dratini from one of the ponds or rivers nearby. Or if that doesn't work, we have a really nice arboretum at our university, I'm sure I'd find a bunch of different types there. And if that doesn't work, we also have a very large number of farms nearby with horses, so I'd get a ponyta. Flaming horse ftw.

 

[nuba km]

feroseed, I actually think he is cute.

 

[iamultraman]

I live in the city and there is all of this Grimer crud everywhere.

 

[doodger]

leafeon? ^^'

Else, i'd settle for ninetails.