Poll: How often do you masturbate?!
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If anybody is curious to compare The Escapists wanking habits over time, here is a poll from a couple years ago.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.399967-Poll-Masturbation-and-you?view_results=1
It looks like the daily+ masturbaters are up from 40% to 55%.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.399967-Poll-Masturbation-and-you?view_results=1
It looks like the daily+ masturbaters are up from 40% to 55%.
Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.Risingblade said:
And yes, I hate myself for it.
I did FREQUENTLY in my jr year. Then stopped in my senior year. Got a girlfriend after graduating, who uhhh...
Ok, when two people love each other VERY MUCH, you get very comfortable about spilling (zing!) some deets about your alone time...
she does the same with yaoi.... so yeah, seeing as I know someone who more or less is fine with it, my stimuli just kinda decided to make up for lost time.
Now I do it every blue moon... once or twice or thrice a week.
And since my imagination is quite VAST, oh boy does it feel great. No I don't do it anywhere inappropriate, i'm a responsible wanker! And what do I think? Not sure how to answer that, I just drink Arnold Palmer and play vidja gamz afterwards.
... what a lovely thread.
Ok, when two people love each other VERY MUCH, you get very comfortable about spilling (zing!) some deets about your alone time...
she does the same with yaoi.... so yeah, seeing as I know someone who more or less is fine with it, my stimuli just kinda decided to make up for lost time.
Now I do it every blue moon... once or twice or thrice a week.
And since my imagination is quite VAST, oh boy does it feel great. No I don't do it anywhere inappropriate, i'm a responsible wanker! And what do I think? Not sure how to answer that, I just drink Arnold Palmer and play vidja gamz afterwards.
... what a lovely thread.
How dare you get all fresh up in my line, yo! [My line] was saving itself for EXTREME intimate bonding between itself and I right after we take a trip to both Goodwill and the Salvation Army...geK0 said:
OT:
Let me put this into perspective first:
Over 10 years ago, it was only once in a blue moon and it may or may not involve my mother's bra and panties... (It's not what you think, but it's definitely what I think I mean when I say that with a "straight" face...)
About 5 years ago, it was only during the weekend when the [natural] air was cool enough to be turned on by it...
A little over a year ago, it was once a night as a means to fall asleep due to insomnia...
And not too long ago, it has been whenever I got an erection at home and I have some time to kill, basically...
About 5 years ago, it was only during the weekend when the [natural] air was cool enough to be turned on by it...
A little over a year ago, it was once a night as a means to fall asleep due to insomnia...
And not too long ago, it has been whenever I got an erection at home and I have some time to kill, basically...
FPLOON said:
I could go either way, basically... No matter what, if I remember and appropriate the "3 D's" (which could include some "B's" if "twerking"'s involved), then it won't feel like I'm forcing something to happen that I don't want to happen in the first place...
I'm a night crawler, in terms of masturbation...
Fuck you, daytime masturbations! Quit throwing off my groove with these daytime pre-erections, for fuck's sake!!
Long story short, my family reunion during the big sleepover portion of said reunion... (Honorable mention to, [another] long story short, when I was naked at my friend's sister's place...)
Uh... "Where's the beef?"
...Risingblade said:
I'm just going to back away now, drink some liquor, and try to forget this.
I do not.
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...One day, I'm going to be crowned King Prude of this website, despite the fact that I keep posting in these threads to comment on how much of a prude I am. xD
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...One day, I'm going to be crowned King Prude of this website, despite the fact that I keep posting in these threads to comment on how much of a prude I am. xD
Umm... Never?
Strange, I know, but I don't get the urge to, and yes I have many attractive female friends.
19 year old straight, single (never been in a relationship) male, just for context's sake.
Strange, I know, but I don't get the urge to, and yes I have many attractive female friends.
19 year old straight, single (never been in a relationship) male, just for context's sake.
I love how everyone here is pretending to be uncomfortable with posting their wank schedules for the sake of... not coming across as a sad wanker, but then gleefully does it anyway. It's good to see we've reached a level where we're totally okay with eachothers ickiness.
Anyway, almost daily. To a point where it's nearly become routine. Instead of just being in the mood, I'll be like 'Eh, haven't jerked off yet, why not?' Sometimes it'll be a bit more of an "event", but usually it's just a natural progression of me already being infront of my computer anyway.
"Now choke me with that dead cat."
Anyway, almost daily. To a point where it's nearly become routine. Instead of just being in the mood, I'll be like 'Eh, haven't jerked off yet, why not?' Sometimes it'll be a bit more of an "event", but usually it's just a natural progression of me already being infront of my computer anyway.
"Now choke me with that dead cat."
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Myself, couple of times a week. As the mood takes me. Generally with something on to watch
Constantly while debating people on the escapist.
UnfGamergateunghhhh....
used to be everyday unless something happened to stop me but I guess my libido is slowing down because I might only do it once a week. Usually I go twice when I decide to do it, the second time is always best IMO, perfect balance of time to enjoy it before it just gets awkward and boring.
UnfGamergateunghhhh....
used to be everyday unless something happened to stop me but I guess my libido is slowing down because I might only do it once a week. Usually I go twice when I decide to do it, the second time is always best IMO, perfect balance of time to enjoy it before it just gets awkward and boring.
The more you protest the more and more I start picturing you as the kinkiest most vile person here. You can fool the others but not me!lacktheknack said:
OT: Be honest, was I the one who gave you the idea for this thread? Because that's what I expected to happen when I made that comment xD
Also I don't know... 5 times a week? Less? More? I certainly don't abuse the muse as often as some of you guys.
The female orgasm is so awesome I'm surprised we don't go around masturbating constantly.
OT: it varies. One thing I have realized is a few days before my period I got MONSTER LEVELS OF HORNY. Damn troll body. I assume it's to do with the hormones. When that, it can be everyday, like 3 times a day. If I'm with my boyfriend around that time, he thinks Christmas has come early xD
Non hormonal times, every other day? Sometimes I go on a date with Rosie and her 5 friends every day. I don't always need visual aid but sometimes I do. Sexting always helps me too. I see my boyfriend at weekends so not then unless I incorporate it into our sexy time.
I typically think about him, sometimes a famous person.
I've not done it anywhere interesting because I'm boring. I've done it to others in non conventional places if that counts...
OT: it varies. One thing I have realized is a few days before my period I got MONSTER LEVELS OF HORNY. Damn troll body. I assume it's to do with the hormones. When that, it can be everyday, like 3 times a day. If I'm with my boyfriend around that time, he thinks Christmas has come early xD
Non hormonal times, every other day? Sometimes I go on a date with Rosie and her 5 friends every day. I don't always need visual aid but sometimes I do. Sexting always helps me too. I see my boyfriend at weekends so not then unless I incorporate it into our sexy time.
I typically think about him, sometimes a famous person.
I've not done it anywhere interesting because I'm boring. I've done it to others in non conventional places if that counts...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j1cPG3fNtJ
Uh, I dunno. Not quite everyday?
Let's make it 5 per week, give or take. Not so much recently. Exams are coming up, and there is absolutely nothing sexy about statistical theory.
Edit: Don't click that link if you're at work/around kids/at a funeral
Uh, I dunno. Not quite everyday?
Let's make it 5 per week, give or take. Not so much recently. Exams are coming up, and there is absolutely nothing sexy about statistical theory.
Edit: Don't click that link if you're at work/around kids/at a funeral