Poll: How often do you masturbate?!
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Me? Kinky? Perish the thought!T0ad 0f Truth said:
...But seriously, I find these threads fascinating because I'm not very sexual, which I'm told is very weird, so I'm assuming the weirdness I read in here is actually normal. Is this a bad sample?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06IBAB1TnQtCaiphus said:
Statistical theory? I'm getting slippy floors at the mere thought!
Well, it's pretty close to the equator for here. Does that reassure you?lacktheknack said:...But seriously, I find these threads fascinating because I'm not very sexual, which I'm told is very weird, so I'm assuming the weirdness I read in here is actually normal. Is this a bad sample?
OT: Not much recently, with other stuff on my mind and occupying my time. I've been going for walks instead. It's not really something you should do in the woods, I've always thought.
Not actually that often. Only ever in times of sexual frustration or in the deep, forsaken tunnels of total misery.
I now have something to be proud of: "I don't masturbate that much". The quote of my life.
I now have something to be proud of: "I don't masturbate that much". The quote of my life.
I usually would be all over this kind of topic, but I have to be careful about these threads... my sister lurks this site from time to time >.>Casual Shinji said:
Whatever, fuck it. I see her goddamn condom wrappers at the top of her trashcan every goddamn time I walk into her room. She can eat a dick (figuratively)!
OT: Roughly (lel) 3-4 times a week maybe? Depends, really. When was the last time I got laid? When will be the next time? Does the dwarf need a week-long nap (you can take that any way you want)? So many factors to consider.
As for methodology? The internet is for porn!
Ehhhhhhhhhhh.
I've gone way, way, way down in the last couple years. Used to be an erryday sort of thing, but now it's, maybe, once a week, if that. Longest I've gone is a few weeks without really thinking about it...and I'm a dude, which apparently makes that weird?
My sex drive has kinda spiraled down into oblivion, I guess. Need to get me some human interaction.
As for odd places?
Er.
Surprisingly, I'm vanilla as hell in that respect. I only ever do that sorta thing at home. Sex? Lotsa places, public or otherwise. Self love? Don't feel comfortable doing it anywhere strange.
...Why in fuck's name am I replying to this!?
As for methods?
Porn! All of the porn! Since my imagination is horrible.
I've gone way, way, way down in the last couple years. Used to be an erryday sort of thing, but now it's, maybe, once a week, if that. Longest I've gone is a few weeks without really thinking about it...and I'm a dude, which apparently makes that weird?
My sex drive has kinda spiraled down into oblivion, I guess. Need to get me some human interaction.
As for odd places?
Er.
Surprisingly, I'm vanilla as hell in that respect. I only ever do that sorta thing at home. Sex? Lotsa places, public or otherwise. Self love? Don't feel comfortable doing it anywhere strange.
...Why in fuck's name am I replying to this!?
As for methods?
Porn! All of the porn! Since my imagination is horrible.
It's a male dominated gaming forum, so I'd say the results are extremely skewed in favor of daily masturbation.lacktheknack said:Is this a bad sample?
I'm a little surprised by the girls answers here though, I always figured you guys masturbated less often than us.
24 here and also a MLP fan, let me join.Vendor-Lazarus said:
At least once a day, if I don't do that I get angry so I guess I just need to get it out.
I wank multiple times a day, usually. Since I got a boyfriend, I've actually been masturbating far more often, because it is very rare that we have the privacy to do the sexy times together. I have to let out that sexual frustration somehow!
I can easily get by with just my imagination, but why would I when the internet exists?
I do it every night in bed, but the other 1-4 times in a day can be at any time, really.
I only do it at home. I once did broadcast it online to a bunch of people on a site dedicated to that kind of thing, though.
I could think of some kind of euphemism, but I'll just be straightforward and say that I think of gay sex.
I can easily get by with just my imagination, but why would I when the internet exists?
I do it every night in bed, but the other 1-4 times in a day can be at any time, really.
I only do it at home. I once did broadcast it online to a bunch of people on a site dedicated to that kind of thing, though.
I could think of some kind of euphemism, but I'll just be straightforward and say that I think of gay sex.
I could lie and say that I'm shy or have no idea why I'm posting this, but honestly I just feel some strange sense of satisfaction from threads like this. No shame!
Believe it or not, that was not the intended purpose of Omegle. So wrong answer, try again. I would say it, but I know if I'm allowed to talk about porn sites.geK0 said:
There was a time in my life where I would go at it at least once a day, sometimes more. And it would take very little mental stimulation to get me in the mood. A section of a book, a sex scene in a movie, some porn or erotica online, BOOM ready to go. For a while I was even participating in cyber sex, which was fantastic when you had the right person.
The frequency has gone down a lot over the years, I probably average about once a week at this point, with just my imagination, either remembering past events or just fantasizing about things. Partially because I have a wife now and can actually have sex with someone when aroused, but also because I have very young kids and am just constantly tired. I think Jeff Foxworthy put it best with his bit about the difference between single people and married people with kids. "When you're single and you are given the choice between sleep and sex, you'll take sex every time. When you're married and have kids, you take the sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex." It's so very true...
EDIT: Oh, and I have done my business in a few unorthodox places, including the car (both driving and parked), some rest rooms while out and about, and others that I'm not willing to disclose.
The frequency has gone down a lot over the years, I probably average about once a week at this point, with just my imagination, either remembering past events or just fantasizing about things. Partially because I have a wife now and can actually have sex with someone when aroused, but also because I have very young kids and am just constantly tired. I think Jeff Foxworthy put it best with his bit about the difference between single people and married people with kids. "When you're single and you are given the choice between sleep and sex, you'll take sex every time. When you're married and have kids, you take the sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex." It's so very true...
EDIT: Oh, and I have done my business in a few unorthodox places, including the car (both driving and parked), some rest rooms while out and about, and others that I'm not willing to disclose.
I find myself in a permanent state of being jealous of my significant other's earth shattering and obviously superior orgasms. Equality for the genders will never happen, we men cannot catch up to that kind of quality of life!EeveeElectro said:
Once a day normally, but it can go up to twice. I'm not ashamed. It's damn near a routine part of my day (But the time can vary). Though, finding good porn is hard these days >3> Not any of that fake stuff, some actual believable stuff. Oh well~