Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are lynched by an angry mob that some really great cartoons now never existed thanks to you.

I wish I was a great mage.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now people won't shut up about it.

I wish there was a good James Bond game which adapted the books and films in good detail.

 

[UltraDeth]

It lasts 11 seasons and went on a constant downward slope from season 4 onwards.

I wish smoking was harmless.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's more hate culture.

I wish life had incidental music.

 

[UltraDeth]

Celebrities turn to other religions.

I wish for a grand console crossover game, With Sony, Microsoft & more teaming up.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's in Japanese only.

I wish game upgrades had no limits.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. they have such little impact they aren't worth the immense effort required.

I wish I was a mighty druid.

 

[UltraDeth]

You accidentally summon a soul-devourer which takes your soul to Hell.

I wish Uncharted 4 was slightly more adventurous.

 

[UltraDeth]

All people are born clones.

I wish I could no clip out of reality.

 

[UltraDeth]

Some great games have never been made and the Sony never implemented the Trophy system, so you're the enemy to me.

I wish a had a girlfriend that took delight in giving me that feeling of "Butterflies in the stomach".

 

[UltraDeth]

You probably don't like them anyway. [sub]Philistine.[/sub]

I wish for a permanent adrenaline rush.