SidingWithTheEnemy said:
I'm still looking for a nice Partner for my manly, eloquent and filthy rich Orc Archmage Bachelor (250,000 Septims without even counting all that precious junk and jewelry at his property). I never thought it to be that difficult finding the right one. He has everything, power, money and awesome good looks, but Lydia started to refuse to carry his Stuff after he told her to carry home half a dwemer ruin of Artifacts and Solid Dwemer Metalchunks back home. Same goes for that Uflberth the Unbroken Tomboy. Was probably pretty humiliating to be beaten down in a tavern brawl by a mage no less but she seems to like the pain. (Kinky masocistic fetish anyone?)
She didn't like to carry those heavy dwarven Pottery around either. She starts refusing to carry things, too. So my Orc will probably leave her alone as well.
So anyone wanting to play Date-doctor?
Who is the right choice for my Orc?
Who is willing to carry all that Dwarven junk from those ruins around without being "huffy" (probably a bug) afterwards?
Are there any cute Orc-Ladies around? He only met that blacksmith at Markarth but she is rather ugly, well in worst case scenario she gets a nice Dragonbonehelmet anyway...
There are... two female orcs, I think? This is at least what I seem to remember from the Wiki.
As for "carrying your burdens", did you know that your followers can have unlimited inventory space? Provided you make them pick up items by ordering them to do so, rather than placing them directly in their inventory, they can pick up limitless amounts of crap. I've had Cicero carry entire Dwemer ruins in his pockets for me just so I can melt them down and sell the ingots
Not that I need the Septims, as a thief I already have over 300,000, plus loads of high-end loot I've stashed and not even bothered to sell yet.
My dark elf thief assassin has been married four times, first to Muiri, then to Camilla, then to Sapphire. The first two I got sick of hearing about that contract and about "the claw", and Sapphire's attitude just bugged me. So I forced the game to let me marry Haelga who is HAWT
P.S. This is my first post here, so hello everyone. I actually made an account just now to comment on this thread, but I'll be sticking around for sure.