And so begins the gamer armageddon, the masses shall rise against us, the already oppressed minority, and the heavens shall tremble! First shall be the Wii owners, being that they are all 6 year olds, and grandparents. Then shall go the X-Box 360 gamers, who will try to put up a fight, but realize that you cannot, in real life, summon an uzi by pressing left, left, b, x, a, left bumper, right bumper, left trigger. And the PS3 gamers shall mount an admiral resistance, but be too afraid of the sunlight to step outside their mothers houses, and they shall eventually die of hunger once the cheetos and doritos run out. The PC gamers will try to run, but their leg muscles shan't function from lack of use, they shall strike at their oppressors with a +2 dagger, for a time, but eventually they will fall too... the retro gamers, theirs will be the most sad death of all... made to go through a fair trial, and put to death by pixelation... and so begins the end of our proud empire... dark days ahead my brothers and sisters... dark days ahead...