The cake game

[Sassafrass]

[sup]I, however, am not...[/sup]

Ah, shit...The first boss I struggled with...I just cast a ridiculously over-powered Lighting spell at it and hope it works.

It did? Awesome. I now take the cake back to Spira and place it once more with Seymour. It's OK, he's only been killed once in this thread.

 

[Magnatek]

Seeing as how you killed Yiazmat already, I just carve the cake out of his stomach.

I place the cake on Mars.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]I deg to dif...[/sup]
... ... ... ...
[sup]HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' SHIT!!!!!!![/sup]

I try and negotiate the release of the cake. I'll let ya know how it goes.



OK, I now have the cake...don't ask how.

I hide it in the one place no-one would dare to look.

Seymour's hair.

[sup]Seriously, that is one awesome do.[/sup]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Anyway, I fly to Mars and nick the cake.

Goes to same place.

 

[Sassafrass]

I just use mah Bahamut.

I now place the cake in the suitcase that Yuna left behind.

[sup]How the hell did you survive long enough against Yiazmat, Naturalized?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I just stroll in and take it.

I now leave it under the possession of the mighty and slightly mad Sephiroth.

[sup]Night, Naturalized.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

(You're never gonna stop with the FF references, are you? ...Fine. Wanna play Final Fantasy? Let's play Final Fantasy.)

I cut Sephiroth open with a massive and unwieldy sword, then kill my mentor, blame it on some soldiers and run off with said sword (also the cake).

I then hide the cake in a metal box, give it to a Shinra official, tell him it's Jenova's head, laugh as he jumps off a building in order to stop the evil Sephiroth cos-players from getting it, gasp in awe when they do get it, then gaze in awe as one of the cos-players transforms into the long-dead Sephiroth, grows black wings then flies off, cake in hand, to bully children.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]...You're kind of alienating people here.[/sup]
I get Zemus to tear him to pieces.

I place the cake... over there.


[sup]by which i mean here[/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

I simply take the cake from over there.

I place the on the planet Skaro, homeworld of the Daleks!

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]I don't mind much, I play some final fantasy games as well, but i had no idea what you were talking about for a lot of that. That's why i resorted to using Zemus.[/sup]

Turns out you're wrong. He shoots you when you try and gives me the cake.

I place the cake in the middle of a desert.

 

[Azraellod]

I end his misery at having such a horrible name by killing him and extracting the cake from his remains.

I place the cake underneath an upside-down bucket, and place a rock on top of it.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

I send out EA games, the Arch-enemy of creative thinking.

I bake a pie and put the cake inside it. ALL HAIL THE CAKE-PIE!

 

[Sam G]

I put this abomination out of its misery with a golf club.

Then, using my alchemy skills, I transmute the cake into a spear, whick I use to skewer anyone who tries to get it.

 

[Azraellod]

I program a robot to collect the cake, and remove the spear-cake from the skewered robot.

I grind the spear up, and mix it into a new cake with identical properties to the previous one.

I place this new cake as bait in a giant mousetrap.

 

[Sam G]

Oooh, cake!
Aah, oh no! I'm caught in a mousetrap!
But on the bright side, I have the cake!

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you are caught in the mousetrap, I knock you out and take the cake with ease.

I then hide the cake in the darkest recess of my mind.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I place you in a cell with kittens until they turn your darkest recess turn into your brightest recess

I enroll the cake in the Witness Protection Program

 

[Sassafrass]

I find soimeone who knows where it lives and barge in and take it.]

I hide the cake with Steve and Jay.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I get steve to turn on and kill Jay, then kill steve while his backs turned.

I have the cake in my hands. Thats right, IN them.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Shit gets real, and i get the cake. End of story. As for your hands...

I hide the cake in a lethal Trojan virus. It so dangerous, that your virusblocker won't be able to stop it it. It will literally destroy your computer, to the point of no repair. I sent you the email containing the virus and the cake. Will you risk your computer to get it?

 

[Sam G]

Yep.

I put the cake in an envelope rigged to explode in 3 minutes. Are you fast enough to get the cake? GO!