The Pickup Artist

CaitSeith

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Seeking to please mainly 12 year old kids? That... didn't sound right.
 

Malbourne

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Features...a...horde mode?

Needs to have a handheld?

Has crowd-tested been taken?

...Surprisingly deep...

...Great comic guys!
 

Darth_Payn

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Erin: worst wing mate EVER.
Wait! I got a couple. Lots of action and tells an exciting story?
 

sageoftruth

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youji itami said:
Headsprouter said:
Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

Really? I thought it implied sex on a first date.
Nah, I'm with Headsprouter on this one. Since Early Access means available before ready for use, I took "ready for use" to mean "at the age of consent".
 

sageoftruth

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Won't let you play unless you have the right toys?

Motion-sensitive?

Constantly derided by groups of women?

Despised by Jack Thompson?
 

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It took me a little bit to get it, but now I've got a massive shit eating grin on my face.

(Just doing the same thing over and over again? Shooting in the first two seconds?)
 

reverse_rpm

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The joke that keeps on giving indeed

-Requiring a huge knowledge of the lore...
-Highly advertised...
- xD dungeon crawler...
-catering to a specific audience

- *insanity wolf* KICK-STARTEED !!

- without a tutorial
- Bundled with another game
- Including a pet system
- Released after a long developement

- *rainbow-eyed* WITH A DRAGONN !!
 

shadowstriker86

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Contextually speaking, she's not out of his league. How can you tell? Simple, look at her expression and how she's placed: Alone, by herself and quite honestly looks depressed as hell like she just saw a kid with progeria try to catch a nerf football after just having ran over a sack of kittens
 

KaZuYa

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Polished but utterly misleading preview sub par looks and full of bugs when you get the real thing
 

Ritchian

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I think most of the best ones have been said, but hmm....

- Missing key features?
- On sale?
- E for everyone?
- Grindy?
- All over YouTube?
 

renegade7

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"Early access? What do you...oh, god..."

I have a few!

"Front loading!"
"Smooth textures"
"Quick touch response"
"Not buggy"
"Free from a sketchy torrent site!"
"T for teen"
"Easy to install rumble pack"
 

Something Amyss

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Annual iterations?
Owned by large companies?
Multiple difficulty settings?
Open Source?

Man, I'm surprised this comic wasn't thirty pages (not panels) long just for the zingers!
 

RaikuFA

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Headsprouter said:
Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.
I thought it meant she puts out on the first date. Or she has videos of herself on the web.