Tyra Banks Fancies Herself the Next J.R.R. Tolkien
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Even with your horrid avatar, I applaud you.King Crab said:
I wonder if there's any food in Modelland anyway, or maybe it's ruled by the Dread Regurgitator.
I...
...what?
No, just...no...
Tyra, sweety, seriously...take your head out of your ass and think for a moment. Do you think that every girl wants to become an anorexic twig that gets into a catfight with other twigs at the drop of a hat? That every girl wants to be an absolute ***** whose only skill seems to be staring angrily at a camera? That every girl wants to be ogled at by men who are most likely perverts who want nothing more than to rape the girl on the cover of their Seventeen Magazine?
No...you're even worse than the feminists who think none of the young girls want to be princesses like Ariel, Snow White, and so on. You're just so wrong, that I'm contemplating if the thirty seconds of fame your craptastic, horribly dramatic, American Idol rip-off of a show is going to your head. Retire, you have the money to do it, and then no one has to look at your ugly ass face ever. EVER again.
...what?
No, just...no...
Tyra, sweety, seriously...take your head out of your ass and think for a moment. Do you think that every girl wants to become an anorexic twig that gets into a catfight with other twigs at the drop of a hat? That every girl wants to be an absolute ***** whose only skill seems to be staring angrily at a camera? That every girl wants to be ogled at by men who are most likely perverts who want nothing more than to rape the girl on the cover of their Seventeen Magazine?
No...you're even worse than the feminists who think none of the young girls want to be princesses like Ariel, Snow White, and so on. You're just so wrong, that I'm contemplating if the thirty seconds of fame your craptastic, horribly dramatic, American Idol rip-off of a show is going to your head. Retire, you have the money to do it, and then no one has to look at your ugly ass face ever. EVER again.
Could somebody fill me in on why the place is called Modelland (Model land)? That is, I know Tyra's got that Top Model show, even tried to watch it once, too boring, though; what I wonder is what the book has to do with that title.
I.. I..
..As if Twilight wasn't enough to entirely kill the minds and self-esteem of teenage girls and the like.
Now.. I..
..Words cannot express the blatan- Oh look, my brains! ..Wait a moment.
..As if Twilight wasn't enough to entirely kill the minds and self-esteem of teenage girls and the like.
Now.. I..
..Words cannot express the blatan- Oh look, my brains! ..Wait a moment.
.. I believe we have the antagonist for a new horror movie, here.rekabdarb said:
..Or the Exorcist Sequel, either or.
"How shall we make money?"
"Like, how about we market a book that's, like, one of those old books, but with sexy things, girls and, it's like totally rad?"
"I like it, those gullible twats will eat it up!"
"Like, how about we market a book that's, like, one of those old books, but with sexy things, girls and, it's like totally rad?"
"I like it, those gullible twats will eat it up!"
Does she not see how badly her reputation is going to get ripped on and destroyed in certain circles?
You think you got it bad Tom? I've been living in El Paso for the past few years--that double L? Down here, they pronounce it with a "Y" sound, making it more eye-twitchingly irksome for me. Imagine reading "Mod-ay-and" as you read "Muddle-and", having to constantly tell yourself that it's not either of those. And that's not even counting when my Puerto Rican friend is around, because that Y sound then becomes a J sound. Now that's irksome.
This is just laughable... But in a bad, very bad way, in a way that makes me want to cry (don't worry, I won't ). And telling us how to pronounce "Modelland"???... *giggles*
Seriously, Tyra Banks, the next J.R.R. Tolkien?? (Never mind that there will never be another J.R.R. Tolkien, because that man and his works were *that* special) Maybe she should just stick to making men's heart (among other things) all aflutter as she struts herself in lingerie.
Oh, here's another thing, Ms. Banks. Not all little girls grow up wanting to be models. Some of them grow up wanting to be doctors, computer programmers, archaeologists or veterinarians. Just sayin'.
). And telling us how to pronounce "Modelland"???... *giggles*Seriously, Tyra Banks, the next J.R.R. Tolkien?? (Never mind that there will never be another J.R.R. Tolkien, because that man and his works were *that* special) Maybe she should just stick to making men's heart (among other things) all aflutter as she struts herself in lingerie.
Oh, here's another thing, Ms. Banks. Not all little girls grow up wanting to be models. Some of them grow up wanting to be doctors, computer programmers, archaeologists or veterinarians. Just sayin'.
What thenumberthirteen said. What thenumberthirteen said a gazillion times.thenumberthirteen said:<spoiler=Epic Facepalm>