>Chas: Thanks to your INCREDIBLY STRANGE BUT SOMEHOW STILL ACCEPTABLE SIGN, Dash understands you. After devoring the HARD-BROILED CANDY CORN, he covers his eyes with one of his large arms.
Your FLASH is quite effective against both the BASILISKS; they are blinded and slightly stunned, moving quite a bit slower.
Your next attack manages to take one of them out, but the other still remains.
> Xavier: Explore your world
You do so with ease thanks to your new SHOES. They really are awesome.
> Xavier: Pondering time?
Nah, you're good. You're kinda busy at the moment, plus your most of your questions have been answered by Teddysprite.
> Xavier: Some sick beats then?
Well, you would like some but you left your JAMPOD at your house, you hope you no IMPS get a hold of it.
But if you had some sick beats you would probably play something like this. Its not exactly 'sick' but it fits the mood and area.
As you finally close your eyes to enter your trance like state,you open them in a place with alot of yellow.In fact almost everything in this ROOM that you find yourself in is yellow.Even your clothes have been replaced by a yellow robe that sports a yellow crescent moon.You can't help but feel a strange sense of deja vu.
As you look around this room,which looks like an exact replica of your room,circa before the IMPS went at it,you notice a peculiar looking fellow who seems to be engrossed in one of your BOOKS in the corner.He is wearing some strange clothing and has a satchel at his side.His skin also seems to be pure white.
You decide to walk up to this person,slowly of course as to not scare him,and ask him some questions.
>Xavier: As you run around, exploring and whatnot, you see groups of IMPS and OGRES running amok. They're tearing holes in the clouds, throwing things (mostly wrenches) at the BIRDS, and generally just not being very nice people.
As you land on a certain cloud-island-thing, you notice that an OGRE has apparently grabbed onto a PARROT, and is trying to stick it in a cage. The PARROT is quite distressed, and is calling for help. Yeah, it turns out PARROTS can talk. Who knew.
>Chas: You have no idea what a COMBAT OPERANDI is. But who cares, it's time to kick some BASILASS! ...Somewhere, a GODMONSTER realizes that he really has to stop making puns.
You and Dash team up and pummel the last BASILISK. It is overwhelmed by your attacks, and is soon defeated!
Level up! You become a level 17 Monster Annoyance! +3,000,000 Boondollars!
Level up! Dash Overcoat is now a level 24 Rebel Minion! +1,436,234 Boondollars!
You collect the Grist dropped by the BASILISKS. +1,283 Build Grist, +1003 Chalk Grist, +991 Shale Grist.
>Greg: As you approach the STRANGE MAN, he notices you and starts. His satchel opens, spilling out some parchment, a quill, and a few bottles of ink. One of the bottles opens, and its contents get on your floor and the STRANGE MAN'S skin. Actually, now that you get a closer look at him, it looks like he's got more of an exoskeleton then skin. A carapace if you will.
He bows to you, and begs the Prince's forgiveness. He knows he is trespassing, and is super-extra-deluxe-ultra sorry.
You help the STRANGE MAN pick up the things that fell to the ground,all the while he is constantly apologizing about trespassing into the ROOM of a Prince,which you guess he is referring to you though you don't know why.Your not a Prince.
You tell him that it is ok,and that he has no need to be sorry.You don't mind if he is in here...where ever here is.Again you feel as if this should all mean something but you can't place it.
As you finish helping him retrieve his things and you both stand up,you get your first good look at him.What you thought was white skin looks more like an exoskeleton,a carapace if you will.He also seems to be covered in ink now.
You grab the BOOK he was reading off the floor and hand it back to him.You tell him he can borrow it for now and,with a friendly smile,that he can borrow any BOOK he likes from here,as long as he is careful with them.
>Greg: The STRANGE MAN seems confused by your question. He responds that you are on the moon of PROSPIT, Kingdom of Light. Just like you have been for years.
He also thanks you for loaning out your BOOKS, but says he cannot possibly accept your offer. He is a mere LABORATORY SCRIBE, and could never take one of the Prince's BOOKS.
>Chas: After leading TEAM ALDER in some awesome celebrations, you resume your journey to the next VILLAGE. A bit of walking later, you successfully complete your journey.
You notice two things immediately. First, the VILLAGERS are fleeing away from you (Probably due to the fearsome appearance of Dash Overcoat), and second that most of the VILLAGE seems to be on fire.
Well this is certainly NOT GOOD. You already feel kind of drained after that last fight. If only there were something within sight to motivate you to give it your all and win!
Oh, hey, it's the IGUANA CAMPFIRE by the GATE. Let's see how they're doing.
OH GOD HOW CAN BARBASOL BE SO FLAMMABLE
>Dirk: Notice
LOOK TO THE EAST!
IT'S BURNING RED!
>Dirk: Strife!
To my delight and your suffering, drawing crappy pictures to go with my posts only takes one hand.
>Chas: Dash's new appearance is so comical that any GECKOS you encounter from here on will likely laugh at him, and then make friends with him, instead of fearing him.
Of course, these GECKOS are dealing with a FLAMING VILLAGE, so they are not currently inclined to make friends.
When you attempt to question them about the fire, they only yell a couple words at you, namely, "Underlings! Fire!" Looks like that's the only explation you can get for now.
When you look around for a way to put out the fire, you notice a RIVER running nearby. Currently, the GECKOS have formed a bucket-chain, ferrying water to the VILLAGE. However, they efforts are not enough to quell the flames. Sad day.
>Dirk: Your FIGHTING SPIRIT is dramatically increased! You feel all your fatigue fade away, and all your wounds are healed.
As you prepare to attack, TIME seems to slow down. The BASILISKS have almost stopped moving. You, however, feel like you can move faster then ever before. In this state, you know you can defeat anything the Black King can throw at you. A couple of BASILISKS are child's play.
That was INCREDIBLE! You've never felt so powerful in your life. Where was that power earlier today when your SIS was kicking your ass? You consider taking a moment to CONTEMPLATE your sudden boost in power as you gain these LEVELS, and how it is possible, but really you're not all that concerned. Instead, you decide to INVESTIGATE THE RUINS to see why these guys were hanging around outside of them.
You tell him it is alright and that it doesn't matter what he is.Knowledge should be shared with everyone freely no matter of status.As he still seems unsure you do a little bow to him and ask him to think of it as a PERSONAL REQUEST.
While he thinks that over you walk over to one of the WINDOWS in this ROOM and look out onto the moon of PROSPIT.
>Chas: While you run about, you find a GECKO who apparently was separated from the main group.
-- geckoConsort [GC] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 14:34 -- GC: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! SS: wait, i'm here to help! SS: just chill out for a second, my compatriots are on their way to help put this all out. GC: AH! OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE! GC: Wiat, he's got a funny hat on. SS: his name is dash overcoat. GC: Hahahahaha, he looks nice. SS: he is part of team alder. SS: he is very nice. GC: Yay! GC: Wait... SS: i am the titular alder, the hero of light! GC: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! SS: nooo don't do that again! SS: help me find who did this! GC: They're under the village! SS: ...what! GC: In the tunnels! GC: Stealing our shards! SS: how do i get to the tunnels to rumble with these rambunctious dersites? GC: You can find stairs under the Cheif's house! GC: But it's on fire! GC: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! SS: that may be an issue, yes. GC: Yes! It's a very big isse! SS: for reference, the stairs are not on fire, the chief's home is, correct? GC: Yes. That is correct. SS: now, see, the issue there is that this suit is not fireproof. GC: Ok... SS: but i also have an ogre. GC: Ok... SS: an ogre very capable of ripping down tents or carrying buckets so huge they are borderline pornographic. GC: Boy, you are being very silly! GC: Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly... SS: nobody saw that one coming! GC: But, I just got a great idea! SS: go ahead, tell me this brilliant plan! GC: Why don't you use your friend to carry large pails of water to put out the fire on the Cheif's house? SS: i will mark that down in my magnaminously brilliant plan chart. SS: you are truly the hero, gecko. GC: Ooooh, you have leaderchartcharts? SS: i could not think of a title that even begins to capture your brilliance. SS: yes, they are very leaderly. GC: Yay! Then you must be the Hero! SS: yes, i implied that when i told you i was the hero! GC: Wait... GC: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! SS: yep. -- geckoConsort [GC] ceased pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 14:43 --
>Dirk: You suddenly realize that you get AWESOMELY MAGNIFIED POWERS whenever your actions deserve it. You get the feeling that this would apply to your friends as well. You then decide to stop thinking about silly things and investigate the ruins.
It appears that your enemies weren't hiding under the sand, but in a cave who's entrance was hidden by sand. You venture inside.
You find yourself in a small, but well-lit area. A few lanterns have been hung from the ceiling, casting enough light to see everything. The cave's walls are covered in carvings, much like most of the other ruins. However, it seems that these markings, thanks to the cave, are in a much better condition than those outside.
In addition to the markings, you see an IGUANA tied up and shoved into a corner. Judging from his beard, he might be an ELDER.
>Greg: Looking out the window, you are almost blinded by a near-by planet. Although it's brilliance makes it hard to look at, you can make out a few clouds, and in the center... a giant spirograph similar to the First Gate.
Besides the first planet, you also see another one far below you. It looks like the tower you and the LABORATORY SCRIBE are in is situated on a moon, which in turn is chained to the second planet. Everything on this planet and it's moon seems to be golden.
The LS thanks you for your gift, and reluctantly slides the BOOK into his SATCHEL. He asks you not to tell anyone that he's been up here, and explains that he must return to his duties. Unless, of course, there's anything else he can do for you.
You have to admit,dspite the blinding light this is a very beautiful scene before you.And part of you is giddy with excitement.You are on an alien world.And a Prince of this world apparently.Of course you make sure that the person in the room with you doesn't see that you are giddy.
You point up to the PLANET and ask what that is.You also ask if there are any others like you here.Oh and you hope he enjoys the book as well.
You cannot save the IGUANA, you are being TROLLED.
[02:38] -- unopressedAgitator [UA] began pestering stabsSalesman [SS] at 14:38 --
[02:38] UA: WHY DID YOU NOT FUCKING CONTACT ME
[02:38] UA: AFTER THE SECOND GATE ENTERING
[02:38] SS: =]=> Because I was in a fucking desert full of ink worms
[02:39] SS: =]=> Talking isn't the first thing on my mind
[02:39] SS: =]=> But either way did you fucking see that shit
[02:39] UA: WHENEVER A BENEVOLENT GOD CREATOR ALIEN TALKS TO YOU YOU FOLLOW ITS ADVICE
[02:39] UA: OKAY?
[02:39] SS: =]=> Yeah sure whatever you say O mighty one but my point is did you or did you not watch me lay into those fuckers
[02:40] UA: ANd yEAh you sEEm to bE stARtiNG to GEt thE hANG of this timE thiNG thAts pREtty swEEt
[02:40] SS: =]=> I don't know where that inspiring fire came from but I've gotta say I've waited my whole life to use that line
[02:41] UA: wEll youRE pREtty much thE fuckiNG jEGus of this sEssioN bEiNG thE timE dudE ANd whAtNot
[02:41] UA: thE REst ARE fuckiNG pEANuts
[02:41] SS: =]=> Yeah pretty much
[02:41] SS: =]=> How are they all handling themselves anyway
[02:41] SS: =]=> I haven't checked in with them in a while
[02:42] UA: foRk Guy GAthEREd A tEAm of hARd boilEd mEdium Guys
[02:42] UA: this oNE Guy hAs Got A musclEbEAst spRitE thAts pREtty cool
[02:42] SS: =]=> A what
[02:43] UA: musclEbEAst
[02:43] SS: =]=> A what
[02:43] UA: loNG fAcE, fouR lEGs, stRoNGEst fuckiNG ANimAl AlivE?
[02:43] SS: =]=> An elephant
[02:43] UA: A whAt
[02:44] SS: =]=> Long face with a big honking nose four legs and is the strongest fucking animal alive
[02:44] UA: ok fuck this hANG oN
[02:44] -- unopressedAgitator [UA] uses TROLLIAN ALTERNIAN -> EARTH VERNACULAR TRANSLATION DEVICE --
[02:45] UA: hoRsE
[02:45] SS: =]=> Oh a horse well I guess that's an ok choice
[04:40] UA: RiGht so whAt i wANtEd to tAlk to you About whEN you ENtEREd thE fiRst GAtE wAs you GEttiNG All powERful
[04:40] SS: =]=> I was kinda wondering that but I figured it was genetics kicking in
[04:41] SS: =]=> Though now I know it has something to do with this hero stuff
[04:41] UA: yEAh ANd bEcAusE you ARE thE timE dudE wERE GoNNA NEEd you to GEt us off this Rock
[04:42] SS: =]=> While I always take the time to save citizens in need--like this iguana I'm looking at here-- I don't understand what time powers are going to do to help
[04:42] UA: tRust mE whEN you GEt to kNow how timE woRks you will
[04:43] SS: =]=> Yay more cryptic trolling
[04:43] UA: shuttup
[04:43] SS: =]=> So what is this you were going to explain when I got through the gate
[04:43] UA: so whAt im GoiNG to do is poiNt you to thE biGGEst duNGEoNs with thE biGGEst pAyoffs to GEt you thRouGh thE GAtE
[04:44] UA: i wAs Also GoiNG to cluE you iN About youR ARtifActs ANd whAtNot but sEEms likE you wENt thRouGh thE cutscENE AlREAdy
[04:44] SS: =]=> Don't call it a cutscene man I just talked to the iguana about it bringing in technical terms is just mindfucking
[04:45] SS: =]=> But you're saying you're gonna help me powerlevel huh
[04:45] UA: yEAh but youRE GoNNA hAvE to
[04:45] UA: wEll
[04:45] UA: Not diE
[04:45] SS: =]=> Well I've been doing damn good at that until now
[04:47] -- unopressedAgitator [UA] sENt stAbsSAlEsmAN [SS] :: GoovERhEREduNkAss.jpG :: --
[04:48] UA: you should Go ovER thERE ANd clEAR thAt tEmplE
[04:48] SS: =]=> All right
[04:48] UA: should bE pREtty EAsy but it ouGhtA GivE you somE dEcENt lEvEl loot you cAN AlchEmisE
[04:48] SS: =]=> Sounds good
[04:48] SS: =]=> Let me just figure out what bearded green man's all about and then I'll head over
[04:49] UA: fuck mAN AlRiGht
[04:49] UA: ill lEAvE you to it, GottA Go fiNd A ***** to kill
[04:49] SS: =]=> Talk to you later crazy rock man
[04:49] -- unopressedAgitator [UA] ceased pestering stabsSalesman [SS] at 16:49 --
TEMPLE FULL OF AWESOME LOOT? What's not to love? But first you must save the BEARDED IGUANA. You untie him and try to get him to answer you about what he's doing down here.
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