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ArcNitemare

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>Greg:pester some Chums

Well now that you are on PESTERCHUM...time to pester some CHUMS!

[07:48:55] -- ghostKnight [GK] began pestering stabsSalesman [SS] at 19:48 --
[07:48:58] GK: Hey Dirk,whats up? :)
[07:49:24] SS: =]=> Trudging through some goddamn temple looking for some goddamn key and fuming about some goddamn troll *****
[07:49:27] SS: =]=> What's up with you
[07:50:56] GK: Ok we will get back to the troll ***** thing in a minute but...Currently I'm in a room in a yellow/gold tower on a yellow/gold moon called Prospit inhabited by pople with white exoskeletons...oh and I'm a prince apparently
[07:51:16] GK: Oh and Chas is in the room with me...but he seems to still be asleep >.>
[07:52:10] SS: =]=> OK that is weird even by this game's standards
[07:52:15] SS: =]=> But that reminds me
[07:52:32] SS: =]=> Letage said something about me waking up
[07:52:38] SS: =]=> And she said to ask you about it
[07:52:46] GK: YEs you must go to sleep before you can wake up :)
[07:53:10] GK: I know it sounds strange..but trust me on this
[07:53:41] SS: =]=> Oh god no I get enough cryptic shit from the trolls and Kaminasprite you tell me what that means right now
[07:54:13] GK: Ok fine....I'll simplfy it for you and try to make it a straight answer
[07:54:29] GK: You go to sleep here in the real world
[07:54:44] GK: You wake up somewhere else
[07:54:57] GK: Basicily the jist of it
[07:55:19] SS: =]=> That is unhelpful
[07:55:20] SS: =]=> But
[07:55:25] SS: =]=> I guess I'll try sleeping
[07:55:31] SS: =]=> As soon as I find this damn key that is
[07:55:52] GK: I can only give you as much information as I have :/ I'm not trying to be unhelpful :/
[07:56:57] GK: However...I have to ask...is something wrong?
[07:57:12] SS: =]=> Well there's a lot of things wrong really
[07:57:21] SS: =]=> For starters the earth was destroyed
[07:57:24] SS: =]=> That's a pretty big one
[07:57:43] SS: =]=> And then of course there's my gog-damned sister who all these iguanas think is the real hero
[07:57:44] GK: I mean wrong with you...mentally anyway
[07:58:09] GK: How are you feeling about all this?
[08:06:04] SS: =]=> Well besides the torrent of fuckyouhate for my new troll pal
[08:06:06] SS: =]=> Not much
[08:06:15] SS: =]=> Oh and there's this dungeon too
[08:06:19] GK: fuckyouhate?
[08:06:40] SS: =]=> It's like hate but a hurricane of anger and seething want to disembowel
[08:06:51] GK: Do I want to know why you feel this way?
[08:07:39] SS: =]=> Letage acts nice but really I'm pretty sure she's really just some stuck up ***** who doesn't even give a shit about you
[08:07:45] SS: =]=> You're just some pawn in her bigger schemes
[08:07:47] SS: =]=> Just like my sister
[08:08:07] GK: Hmm I will have to talk to her then.See what i can figure out about here
[08:08:23] SS: =]=> But anyways this dungeon is trivial as hell can you see me
[08:08:54] GK: No,sorry not at my computer...I'm at Chas' dream computer
[08:17:27] SS: =]=> All right well this whole place is just one waste of time after another
[08:17:34] SS: =]=> And I am sick of it
[08:17:59] GK: Patience Dirk.I'm sure everything will become clear to you in the end :)
[08:18:26] SS: =]=> I swear this whole game is trying to batter patience into me with a sledgehammer
[08:19:00] GK: And why is that a bad thing?There are worse things then patience after all...I know that very well
[08:20:36] SS: =]=> Well all I know is we have to save Prospit and I guess those trolls from this game
[08:20:43] SS: =]=> All I want to know is why we can't just get on with it
[08:21:18] GK: I don't know...I'm just going with th flow and letting fate guide me
[08:22:49] GK: However I do hope you can come to Prospit someday..its quite relxing here....and so warm...I can;t explain it
[08:23:00] SS: =]=> That... reminds me
[08:23:08] GK: Hmm?
[08:23:18] SS: =]=> I did go to sleep earlier
[08:23:20] SS: =]=> And
[08:23:24] SS: =]=> I saw something really weird
[08:23:31] GK: What did you see?
[08:23:37] SS: =]=> Purple
[08:23:40] SS: =]=> A whole lot of purple
[08:23:45] SS: =]=> I think I was even wearing purple
[08:23:52] GK: Purple?Hmm then you might not wake up on Prospit
[08:24:24] SS: =]=> Where else would I wake up
[08:25:41] GK: I do not know...the locals didn't give me alot of useful information...mostly they just gawked at me like I was the second coming or something
[08:26:07] SS: =]=> Congrats on your heroic welcome buddy
[08:26:18] SS: =]=> Your consorts sound a lot smarter than mine
[08:26:51] GK: Yay very heroic...I nearly killed one of them :(
[08:27:18] SS: =]=> Oh wow man I'm sorry what happened
[08:27:38] GK: Well I woke up and there was a strange man in my room
[08:28:01] GK: He was reading one of my books..or dream books
[08:28:24] SS: =]=> Wait you mean in that gold place
[08:28:31] SS: =]=> So was this one of your lizard bros or not
[08:28:47] GK: Lizard bros?No...Prospit
[08:29:00] SS: =]=> Oh ok Prospit
[08:29:02] SS: =]=> Continue
[08:29:54] GK: I walked up to him and I guess I surpised him because he started to apoligize about entering the room of a "Prince of Prospit"
[08:30:15] GK: and how he knows he is not supposed to
[08:30:29] SS: =]=> What did this guy look like
[08:31:16] GK: Well He had white...not skin more like an exoskelwton or a carapace..He also had a satchel and a robe
[08:31:37] GK: He called himself a Labaratory Scribe
[08:32:44] SS: =]=> Interesting
[08:32:55] SS: =]=> Maybe he's related to the White King and Queen
[08:33:21] GK: Ya he was going to take me to see the White Queen until..well the accident
[08:33:38] SS: =]=> What was the accident
[08:34:08] GK: Well apparently he climbed up into my room using a rope and hook
[08:34:33] GK: Well he used that to climb down..and about half way down...the rope snapped
[08:35:09] SS: =]=> Oh shit
[08:35:42] GK: I would like to say I hope never to hear anyone scream like that again...it was...unnerving...though only in retrospect
[08:36:09] GK: But anyway...we were falling..and suddenly I wasn't falling anymore...I was flying
[08:36:29] SS: =]=> Awesome
[08:36:32] SS: =]=> So did you catch him
[08:37:02] GK: Yes barely..He passed out from the shock
[08:37:35] SS: =]=> Well that's a relief man that sounds pretty fucking heroic to me
[08:37:43] SS: =]=> Saving him from certain death and all
[08:37:58] GK: Hmm not to me...I was very nearly the reason he died....
[08:38:13] SS: =]=> How is that I don't really get it
[08:38:50] GK: I'm guessing the rope wasn't strong enough for two
[08:39:14] SS: =]=> Well it's not like you could have known that
[08:39:20] SS: =]=> I don't think it was your fault
[08:39:27] GK: I know but still....
[08:39:29] SS: =]=> Especially considering you saved the guy ten seconds later
[08:39:56] GK: I could have done without the crowd though....
[08:40:45] SS: =]=> When did the crowd show up
[08:41:52] GK: A few moments after I got him to the ground and started to check to make sure he was alright...though thinking on it other then checking to make sure he was still breathing was really the only thing I could think of
[08:42:34] GK: I don't even know if they have the equivilant of hearts >.>
[08:43:00] SS: =]=> Well I can understand not wanting to be around a crowd
[08:43:09] SS: =]=> Not everyone takes being a badass well
[08:43:46] GK: /sigh...anyway they seemed to find me being there strange...like it had never happened before
[08:44:17] GK: I asked if anyone was a doctor...and out of the crowd came a very tall woman
[08:45:23] SS: =]=> Who was she
[08:45:57] GK: I doun't know and now that i think about it she seemed alittle...off from the rest..not in a bad way..just different
[08:46:15] SS: =]=> That does sound weird
[08:46:19] SS: =]=> So anyway what did she do
[08:46:48] GK: She told me she would see LS to somewhere were he could get help and that I could come..which I did
[08:47:22] GK: We wnet to what I'm guessing is close to the city center..or their equivilant
[08:47:43] GK: When we got there the doctors there told me he would be fine
[08:47:57] SS: =]=> That's pretty good I guess
[08:48:02] SS: =]=> And then you went to Chas' tower right
[08:48:08] GK: Yes
[08:48:18] SS: =]=> Quite the adventure man
[08:48:33] SS: =]=> I've been in this giant temple here after rescuing the elder iguana of my land
[08:48:49] SS: =]=> And to continue I need a key
[08:49:06] GK: I see...any ideas were this key may be?
[08:49:22] SS: =]=> I think it's in the branch in the path I was at in the last room
[08:49:26] SS: =]=> I hope so at least
[08:49:46] GK: Also i have to ask...why did you decide to go into this temple?sheer curiousity?
[08:49:58] SS: =]=> I was promised loot
[09:06:32] GK: Who promised loot?
[09:07:25] SS: =]=> UA and also the iguana elder
[09:07:49] GK: Hmm I see..well then I guess it may have been a good idea
[09:08:54] GK: I'm guessing you haven't found anything good yet?
[09:09:05] SS: =]=> Nope not a thing
[09:09:11] SS: =]=> I'm almost certain there's something good behind that locked door though
[09:09:21] SS: =]=> That's the only reason I haven't flipped the fuck out of here yet
[09:09:59] GK: Just becareful...it could be a trap..I have read too many books about that sort of thing
[09:10:10] SS: =]=> That's just it man
[09:10:17] SS: =]=> There hasn't been a single trap my entire time in here
[09:10:23] SS: =]=> Well there were imps on the walls
[09:10:27] SS: =]=> But they're imps so
[09:10:37] GK: Hmm I see
[09:11:47] GK: Well I hope I don't have to venture into a dungeon or anything...I'd be on edge the whole time
[09:12:06] SS: =]=> Don't worry buddy I'm sure you'd do fine
[09:12:18] SS: =]=> But anyways I really should be getting back to finding this key
[09:12:23] SS: =]=> Talk to you later okay
[09:12:34] GK: Ok later Dirk and good luck /bow :)
[09:13:13] -- ghostKnight [GK] ceased pestering stabsSalesman [SS] at 21:13 --

Well you hope that helped Dirk in some way other then just bothering him.Oh well back to pestering.

[09:49:02] -- ghostKnight [GK] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 21:49 --
[09:49:05] GK: Hey Chas,whats up? :p
[09:49:14] SS: I AM MID-BATTLE, GREG
[09:49:16] SS: CAN THIS WAIT
[09:49:23] GK: Oh..uh sorry :(
[09:49:31] SS: I MEAN HE'S KIND OF STUMBLING AROUND
[09:49:34] GK: I'll talk to you later I guess
[09:49:37] SS: IF YOU NEED TO GET ANYTHING OFF YOUR CHEST
[09:49:44] SS: WAIT I PROBABLY COULDN'T HANDLE WAITING
[09:49:56] SS: THANKFULLY TYPING ON GLASSES IS RIDICULOUS SO I AM JUST SHOUTING RIGHT NOW
[09:50:21] GK: No just thought I'd let you know that I'm sitting in your tower on Prospit right now...and that you are taller then I thought
[09:50:40] SS: HAHAHA, WHAT COMPLETE BULLSHIT I AM COMPLETELY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW
[09:50:45] SS: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
[09:50:48] GK: Hmm?
[09:50:59] SS: I AM NOT ON PROSPIT MAN
[09:51:17] SS: I AM FIGHTING A GICLOPS ON LOSASS
[09:51:18] GK: No..but your otherself is
[09:51:33] SS: OH RIGHT THIS STUFF, LETAGE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT
[09:51:40] GK: I'm looking right at him
[09:51:41] SS: I GUESS I CAN BELIEVE IT IF IT'S AN ALIEN FACT
[09:51:56] GK: I promise you I am not making this up
[09:52:06] SS: TELL ME, WHAT IS PROSPIT LIKE
[09:52:09] SS: ARE THEY AWAITING THE RETURN OF THE HEIR OF LIGHT
[09:52:31] GK: Ugh..I don't think so...they seemed surpissed to see me though
[09:52:57] SS: I AM THE HEIR OF LIGHT, BY THE WAY
[09:52:58] SS: ITS ME
[09:53:19] GK: I see...what does that mean?Or is it tied into the game somehow?
[09:53:50] SS: IT MEANS I AM THE LEADER, GREG
[09:53:58] SS: IT MEANS THAT I STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND THE DEFENSE OF SKAIA
[09:54:33] GK: Wait,Heir of Light means that? >.>
[09:54:39] SS: EXACTLY
[09:54:51] SS: AND I KNOW A LOT MORE ABOUT OUR SPACEFRIENDS
[09:55:00] SS: UA IS THE TIME AND SPACE DUDE
[09:55:05] GK: I see
[09:55:06] SS: AND I THINK YOU'RE THE SPACE DUDE
[09:55:12] SS: SO CONGRATS
[09:55:15] SS: YOU GET SPACE
[09:55:16] GK: Am I?I don't know
[09:55:19] SS: DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
[09:55:30] SS: PROBABLY NOT AS POWERFUL AS LIGHT
[09:56:02] SS: HONESTLY EVERYONE ELSE IS A LIABILITY I AM JUST SO POWERFUL
[09:56:11] SS: THANK GOD I'M A COMPETENT LEADER, AND NOBODY IS DEAD
[09:56:14] SS: ALSO HAVE YOU TALKED TO BETH
[09:56:24] SS: I HAVEN'T
[09:56:34] GK: Ok...one thing at a time...No I haven't for a bit
[09:56:53] SS: OK THAT'S COOL I GUESS
[09:56:58] SS: UH NOBODY HAS APPARENTLY
[09:57:03] SS: NOT HAVING GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT
[09:57:06] SS: I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
[09:57:07] GK: Thats...worring
[09:57:11] SS: BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT THIS SHORT
[09:57:16] SS: YOU SAID I WAS TALLER THAN YOU EXPECTED RIGHT
[09:57:23] GK: Yes
[09:57:23] SS: IF YOU'RE NOT BULLSHITTING ME, I THINK I KNOW WHAT TO DO
[09:57:31] SS: I AM GOING TO STRONGJUMP UP TO THIS FORKER'S EYE
[09:57:36] SS: AND STAB HIM RIGHT THERE
[09:57:38] SS: IN THE EYE
[09:57:40] SS: WHICH IS WHAT I SAID
[09:57:48] GK: Yes...go to sleep once you are done,I'll meet you here
[09:57:56] SS: I WENT TO SLEEP
[09:57:57] GK: Here being Prospit
[09:57:58] SS: I HEARD A ROPE SNAP
[09:58:03] SS: THAT WAS IT
[09:58:11] GK: That was...me >.>
[09:58:16] SS: DUDE I KNOW YOU
[09:58:20] SS: YOU ARE NOT A ROPE
[09:58:22] SS: DON'T EVEN TRY AND PRANK ME
[09:58:27] SS: LOOK I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
[09:58:29] SS: I NEED TO GO
[09:58:35] SS: AND DO THIS CRAZY SALESMAN MOVE
[09:58:39] SS: SEE YOU AFTER I KICK ASS
[09:58:42] GK: OK...again go to sleep once you are done
[09:58:46] SS: FINE FINE
[09:58:48] SS: BYE
[09:58:49] -- snickeringSurrogate [SS] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 21:58 --

Hmm you will have to try talking to him again after he wakes up.Assuming he doesn't forget of course.

This was an interesting update to be sure....especially now that Andrew is now in his own creation...that will have no ramifications later...none at all....
Also my fav characters are still Vriska,Kanaya,John,and Terezi :p and yes I do ship SS Spiderderp :p
 

Pappytech

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>Chas: The assorted CUTLERY is flung high into the sky, and descends into the eye of the GICLOPS. This deals a moderate amount of damage, and causes the GICLOPS to FLIP THE FUCK OUT. He collapses on the ground, sitting upright and clutching at his eye.

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>Dirk: You go back into the previous room, and take the door to the right. You enter a small room, and the door slams shut behind you. There's a closed door to your left, and a couple of BASILISKS in the center of the room. They begin circling you.

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>Rich: The IMP proceeds to FLIP THE FUCK OUT. He grabs the MP3 PLAYER, and lowers the volume done to a more manageable 3. He then seems to enjoy the MUSIC. His allies seem interested in what he's listening to.

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Yep, update is awesome. Karkat gets more and more awesomer.
 

CJ1145

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>Dirk: Attack

Oh, hell yes you have been waiting for this. You have been building up the anger like a TEA KETTLE over here about ready to let off some FUCKING STEAM. And these two chumps showed up just in time to let you COOL OFF. You draw your HYPERION GUNBLADE and your HARUHARA BLADE to DUAL-WIELD, as you always do in moments of SERIOUS BADASSITUDE. But something's different; for a moment, you don't see yourself as the ROARING FIREBRAND HERO, like KAMINA. No, in your imagination you're another COLD-HEARTED BASTARD completely. Your SUIT is BLACK as NIGHT, and your KNIVES are COLD as ICE. And these unlucky punks caught you thinking about DAMES.

About time they paid for that.





In your mind, YOU are SPADES SLICK. It's YOU. You have no idea what your real life weapons are doing and you do not CARE. Right now, you are performing your ultimate imaginary move:

>Dirk: "LET ME SHOW YOU MY STABS: SPADES KNIFE RIOT"

The way I draw basilisks is weird even by my shitty standards. I almost feel bad knowing I'm going to kill them XD
 

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I know I'm late, but FUCK the update is awesome.
> Xavier: Shopping Spree!!!
Yes! Your Boonbucks are burning a hole in your pocket!
You stride to the shop.
 

Pappytech

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>Chas: Your attempts to impart the GICLOP'S mistake of LIVING upon him are not successful. Even if he's in pain, the GICLOPS is still one tough customer. Still, you manage to deal quite a bit of damage to him.

Finally, the GICLOPS gets back up. He jumps into the air, and begins falling towards you. This is going to hurt. A lot. Unless of course you can come up with a creative way to dodge the body-slam.

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>Dirk: Your IMAGINARY attack deals no damage to the BASILISKS. On account of it being IMAGINARY. As in, not real. Fake. A falsehood if you will.

However, the blazing cold fires of pure AWESOME emitting from you deals quite a large amount of damage. One of the BASILISKS seems to faint, and the other is backing away from you, looking quite terrified.

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>Xavier: You approach the SHOP. A PARROT is perching behind a counter, upon which his wares are displayed.

PINK FEATHER. 1 BOONDOLLAR.

BLUE FEATHER. 2 BOONDOLLARS.

YELLOW FEATHER. 4 BOONDOLLARS.

WORM. 5 BOONDOLLARS.

1/2 WORM. 10 BOONDOLLARS.

OTHER PINK FEATHER. 250 BOONDOLLARS.

HARD HAND COVERING. 1,500 BOONDOLLARS.

OTHER HARD HAND COVERING. 1,500 BOONDOLLARS.

CRESCENDO OF COMPASSION. 5,250,000 BOONDOLLARS.

DECRESCENDO OF DEATH. 7,160,000 BOONDOLLARS.

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Alright, let's see here... So, good news is, I actually had some time to think ahead and get some ideas for the future. And they're pretty epic. So, yeah, hope you guys will like them. Also, CJ's art is still awesome. And will always be awesome. Yep. Oh, and I actually came up with some musically themed names for Fraymotifs! Yay!

Bad news is... well, I don't really have any bad news. Or do I? I don't really know, it's late, I'm tired, and am still staying up to read awesome stuff on teh interwebs. Why do people have to be so awesome!?!?!?!?!?!??!
 

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>Dirk: Wear the cape. Be the rider.

Oh hey look, one of em's UNCONSCIOUS. He's a COWARD, not even worth your goddamn time. But this OTHER GUY, well, at least he stayed the hell awake. That's good enough for you. You tell him that you're the boss now and if he knows what's good for him he's gonna give you a lift to the KEY to that DOOR back there. You scrape the edge of your KNIFE across your TONGUE for added effect, but for some reason it tastes mysteriously like the NECK OF A BASS GUITAR.
 

Pappytech

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>Xavier: The PARROT hands you a SCRATCHED BOXING GLOVE, a WORM, and a PINK FEATHER. He then stops paying attention to you.

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>Dirk: The BASILISK points at the other door, opposite the one you entered through. It's still closed.

The BASILISK also wonders how you know what a BASS GUITAIR NECK tastes like, but decides that now probably isn't the time to worry about that.

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>Chas: You manage to BUSCEMI ROLL out of the way of the GICLOPS. As he slams into the ground, you and everything nearby are bounced into the air. The GICLOPS gets up, and begins limping away. It looks like he's done fighting.

And yeah, BUSCEMI ROLL is definitely a real move now. Totally.
 

CJ1145

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>Dirk: Bash down other door, bring new companion slave. Slavepanion.

You walk over to the other door and give it a HARUHARA SMACK, forcing it open with the combined forces of a PIAGGIO VESPA SS 180, a RICKENBACKER BASS GUITAR, and an INSANE GIRL FROM OUTER SPACE. You take a step towards the opening, before stopping and glaring back at the BASILISK. What, d'you got a broken leg or something? You're coming with me, pal. And if you've got a problem wit' that you can take it up with my STABS.

Though your COLD AND HARSH DEMEANOR is practically impenetrable to the untrained eye, inside you feel very guilty for being such a SPADES DICK to the BASILISK. But you figure if it responds with such fear to your WRATH, you'd best keep WRATHING IT UP for a while. Maybe you can work later down the line on turning the FEAR into TRUST, but right now you can't risk it turning on you. Because then you would have to KILL it. And that would be very sad.

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Because the image the name gave me was too funny to leave it literal.
 

WafflesandBacon

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> Xavier: Captcha your new items
I CAPTCHA everything but the worm.
CARD 1:
CARD 2: < PINK FEATHER
CARD 3: OUJIA BOARD
CARD 4:
CARD 5: < SCRATCHED BOXING GLOVE
CARD 6:
CARD 7:
CARD 8: FAKE FANGS
CARD 9:
CARD 10: GLUE< DEAD-TEDDY

> Xavier: Gaze at worm
You don't know why but will, you shall keep him.
You have named him GANZFELD.

> ===>
You keep him in your pocket.

> Xavier: Enter the library
You do so.
 

Pappytech

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>Dirk: Your HARUHARA SMACK is awesome enough to slam the door off its hinges, sending it clanging against the far wall. You examine the room, which is empty of enemies.

There are four BLOCKS in the room, and five STRANGE TILES. The TILES are arranged in a square, with one TILE at each corner and one in the center.

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>Chas: This is it. We're doing this bro. We're making this happen.

You step through the Third Gate... and land on top of someone's house. Weird, it's not your place. Glancing up, you see that the Gate you just stepped through is a shade of grey, not the green that you've seen so far.

In addition, you notice that you're no longer in the LSASS. You seem to be in some kind of desert environment, one covered in sand and ruins. Looks neat though.

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>Xavier: The LIBRARY is almost empty. You see a single PARROT sitting on a chair, reading a large tome. He seems completely absorbed in his book, and doesn't notice you.
 

ArcNitemare

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>Greg:Sit around and twiddle thumbs

Well seems like you have nothing to do now but wait.You do hope that Chas won't go and forget to go to sleep.Honestly,you love the man like a brother but his memory is crap.Either that or he suffers from a massive case of ADD.

Oooo this computer has SOLITAIRE.You will win this game one day.

>Greg:play Solitaire

Just as it is getting good...a wild INTERRUPTION appears!

[04:41:11] -- unopressedAgitator [UA] began pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 16:41 --
[04:41:17] UA: hEy mARkos
[04:41:24] UA: timEshENNANiGANs About just wARNiNG you
[04:41:24] GK: Ahh you again,Greetings
[04:42:04] GK: Any warnings will be greatly welcomed :)
[04:42:12] UA: RiGht so
[04:42:22] UA: AppARENtly you hAd this coNvERsAtioN
[04:42:32] UA: ANd i REAlly NEEd somE hElp
[04:42:53] UA: ANd you sEEm to bE thE villAGE two whEEl dEvicE whEN it comEs to hANdiNG out RiGhtEous phsych hElp
[04:43:06] GK: Yep thats me..I try to help anyway i can :)
[04:43:27] UA: ok
[04:43:37] GK: So what can I help you with?
[04:44:04] UA: i would Not bothER you At this poiNt iN timE but hERE sEEms just thE RiGht plAcE bEfoRE you GEt swEpt AwAy to losE thE mAGic touch
[04:44:27] GK: I see
[04:45:25] GK: I try to keep an open door policy..anytime you need to talk and I'm not in life threating danger...just contact me and we will talk :)
[04:46:00] UA: AlRiGht thAts cool
[04:46:17] UA: so whAt i wANtEd to Ask
[04:46:24] UA: you Now lEtAGE RiGht
[04:46:33] GK: I know of here
[04:46:43] UA: oh so you hAvENt tAlkEd to hER yEt
[04:46:50] GK: I haven't talked to her personaly yet
[04:47:07] UA: shit so you pRolly doNt kNow of tRoll RomANcE yEt
[04:47:25] GK: Can't say that I do...I barely know human romance :/
[04:47:34] UA: wEll
[04:47:35] UA: fuck
[04:48:02] GK: I do know some stuff though...so ask your question and I will try to answer :)
[04:49:29] UA: wEll sEEiNG As you doNt kNow shit About EithER lEtAGE oR TR this is kiNdA moot
[04:49:59] GK: Perhaps,if you feel that is so
[04:50:29] UA: yEAh i thiNk i NEEd to coNtAct you A littlE lAtER
[04:50:35] UA: soRRy foR hAssliNG you bRo
[04:50:55] GK: That may be wise...All good and since you already know my name I'm guessing...You can just call me Greg :)
[04:51:16] UA: yEAh i kNow
[04:51:22] UA: this is mE fRom youR futuRE btw
[04:51:56] GK: I see..Well I know me and thus what I would do
[04:52:34] UA: oh yEAh! hEREs A quEstioN you cAN ANswER
[04:52:39] GK: Hmm?
[04:52:54] UA: you kNow if lovE comiNG fRom humANs is REstRictEd to oNly humANs
[04:53:12] GK: I don't see why it would be
[04:53:37] GK: Love is Love...the heart wants what it wants
[04:53:55] UA: fuck ok
[04:54:09] UA: mAN you humANs ARE fuckiNG wEiRd
[04:54:57] GK: Maybe...or maybe its just a strange universe and we are normal :)
[04:55:30] UA: No its dEfiNAtEly you
[04:56:05] UA: hAvE you hEARd youR titlE yEt
[04:56:19] GK: Can;t say that i have
[04:56:37] GK: I haven't done as much as my friends it seems :/
[04:57:14] UA: so youRE Not thE dudE of spAcE
[04:57:30] GK: Hmm?
[04:58:15] UA: thE GAmE hANds out titlEs likE No oNEs buisNEss
[04:58:22] UA: timE spAcE liGht whAtEvER
[04:58:37] UA: im lookiNG foR thE dudE of spAcE
[04:59:00] GK: Well if I find him,I'll let you know :)
[05:00:37] GK: I wonder...Chas mad some remark about me being space...I think...It was hard to tell over the yelling :/
[05:02:34] GK: Granted I still have very little knowledge on this game....however...can a title make someone change...say inflate their ego?
[05:02:50] UA: thAts up to thE pERsoN iNNit
[05:03:06] UA: i mEAN powER GEts to you
[05:03:23] UA: EspEciAlly if you REAlly wANt it
[05:03:34] GK: Hmm I see....good point...well i will have to make sure it doesn't happen to me
[05:04:33] GK: "Power Corrupts....Absoulute Power Corrupts Absoulutly"
[05:05:17] UA: "PowER coRRupts, AbsolutE powER lEts you mAkE thE RulEs."
[05:05:35] UA: wAs thAt whAt you wERE GoiNG foR?
[05:05:55] GK: No...Human-Troll translations aren't the same it seems
[05:06:35] UA: wEll thAt just wAs AN old sAyiNG
[05:07:05] GK: Different cultures,different sayings
[05:07:18] UA: yup
[05:07:34] UA: ANywAy i thiNk im GoNNA tAlk to youR futuRE you
[05:07:46] UA: No offENsE but im kiNdA iN NEEd of somE hElp
[05:08:06] GK: Ok good luck :) and none taken...sorry i couldn't help you right now :(
[05:08:32] UA: its cool you will EvENtuAlly
[05:09:06] UA: lAtER bRo
[05:09:08] -- unopressedAgitator [UA] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 17:09 --

Unfortunate that you couldn't help UA.You will have to remember to learn more about troll culture and romance to be better at helping the trolls in the future.
 

Pappytech

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>Chas: You DESCEND into the house, encountering a few IMPS and OGRES as you go along. However, IMPS pose pretty much no threat to a player of your status, and OGRES only take a few hits to wipe out. You kick ass.

You finally reach ground level, and walk out of the house. You see that you're standing on a large, square, stone platform.

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>Greg: As you go back to your game of SOLITAIRE, your vision suddenly begins acting strangely. You randomly fade in and out of blackness, and what you can see is quite blurry.

You think you can hear Perrywinkle meowing ...