Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Examine further out

You give the area a wide search but don't find any tracks of interest.The only set leading away look like they are from a SALAMANDER, probably the SHOPKEEPER you spoke to earlier.

Part of you feels like it would be wise to return to town.But another part of you wants to keep looking.

You guess in part you want to make sure your MOTHER is ok.

You decide to walk further out from the BATTLE-SITE.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Start magnifying!

Spoiler

You... do not think that this MAGNIFYING GLASS was made with someone of your stature in mind. Still, you get to work as your LEADER ordered you to. Not because he told you to or anything; it just seems the most logical thing to do at the moment.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: The fuck?!

What was with that, one moment your bat is all good, then you just drop it all of a sudden! You better switch to your AGENCY CLUB!

>Connor: RESTRIFE!

 

[Pappytech]

>Greg: Exploring further out, you stumble across a group of IMPS and an OGRE. They proceed to attack you.

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>Dirk: The MAGNIFYING GLASS is not that... oh whatever. Looking through the MAGNIFYING GLASS, you're suddenly able to make out the strange writings covering the TEMPLE walls! Whoo hoo!

More importantly, you're able to make out the WEIRD MARKINGS on the posts! You can see that the markings are numbers, counting up from 1 to 6.

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>Connor: After equipping your AGENCY BAT, you're able to take out the IMPS without too much trouble. Your bat levels up to TWO STARS; it now has some small spikes growing out of it.

The room that you find yourself in isn't so much as room, as it is a stairwell. There is a massive flight of spiral stairs leading upwards, with a ceiling about 15 feet above your head.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Run into Imps and Ogre

You explore out further and find more of a whole lot of nothing.Your starting to wonder if this might have been a waste of time.

As you start to turn back,you here rustling and the sound of braking twigs.

You hang your head and sigh,then turn your head back the way you were to find a group of IMPS and an OGRE advancing toward.They rush you.

You ready your STEEL KATANA and dodge the OGRE while advancing on the IMPS to take them out first.

>Greg:Strife!

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas: The posts all sink into the ground, and stay there. You hear some catchy music, and a chest appears in a poof of smoke, sitting on the MYSTERIOUS TILE.

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>Greg: The IMPS are defeated quite easily. The OGRE takes a few clumsy swipes at you, but misses by a wide margin.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: LOOOOOOOOT!

LOOOOOOOOT

LOOOOOOOOT

 

[Pappytech]

>Dirk: Somewhere, someone questions the new hair color you've acquired. And then decides it doesn't really matter.

You got the BOSS KEY!

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Gregefeat Imps then tackle Ogre

You deal with the IMPS in no time at all.But then you have fought enough of them.Now for the really threat.

You grip your KATANA tightly in your hand then lunge at the Ogre.

 

[ArcNitemare]

Blasted double post forum glitch >.<

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Try to take Adventure Time Bat again.

You think that would be fruit full, but what ever you give it a shot.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Go to sleep
Yes, that'd be for the best. Can't understand a whole spiritual world without sleep, you float to your tower and rest in your bed.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Help Chase Pose as team

You can't do that yet! You're still getting the LOOOOOOOOT! But you assume that, once you receive the LOOOOOOOOT and meet up with him for some EPIC SHOWDOWN, it will look like this.

Spoiler

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas&Dirk: You pose like a team, cause shit is about to get real. Probably.

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>Greg: The OGRE takes quite a bit of damage from your attacks. You manage to defeat him after a few moments, collecting the Grist he drops.

Yeah, it doesn't look like there's a whole lot else out here. Besides frogs, of course. Whole lot of frogs.

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>Connor: You're able to pick up the ADVENTURE TIME BAT? I think?

Spoiler: OOC

Yeah, Connor, I'm still really not sure how the ATB is supposed to work.

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>Xavier: You barely manage to make it back to your tower before completely passing out.

You find yourself waking up back in the hut from before. DI is sitting at his table, messing around with something or other. You don't think he knows you're awake yet.

You also notice that your chest feels a lot better.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Gregefeat Ogre

You defeat the OGRE in no time and collect the GRIST he drops.

Well looks like there's not a lot else left to do around here.Might as well head back to the VILLAGE.

You do have to wonder about the FROGS though.Seriously,why is there this many FROGS?Granted you don't have a fear of them or anything but still....

You turn and start walking back toward the VILLAGE you came from.You might as well try to find out about the OTHER VILLAGES that the leader told you about.

 

[SamuelT]

>Dirk: Help Chase Pose as team

You can't do that yet! You're still getting the LOOOOOOOOT! But you assume that, once you receive the LOOOOOOOOT and meet up with him for some EPIC SHOWDOWN, it will look like this.

Spoiler

> GMFAU: Help a bro out.

Sure. You can school this chump in how you make a team pose.

<spoiler=POSE AS A MOTHEFUCKING TEAM>

THE TEMPLE ITSELF CRACKS UNDER THE COMBINED GLORY OF YOUR POSING. SOMEWHERE A NERD IS BESTOWED THE MOST MANLY MUSCLES OF ALL THE WORLD AND IMMEDIATELY GETS ALL THE BITCHES. UNDERLINGS SWOON AT THE MEREST SIGHT OF YOU POSING.

Right. Now that you've put yourself to shame, time to move on.

> Move on