Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)
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>Greg:Come up with a plan
Well the IMPS are no longer a problem but you doubt that the OGRES and BASILISKS will go down as easy.Or that GICLOPS for that matter.
Now would be a good time to test out those ASSASSIN'S PUPPETRY GLOVES you made a few pages back.
You point at the GICLOPS,focusing on it,and try to order it to attack the OGRES and BASILISKS.
Well the IMPS are no longer a problem but you doubt that the OGRES and BASILISKS will go down as easy.Or that GICLOPS for that matter.
Now would be a good time to test out those ASSASSIN'S PUPPETRY GLOVES you made a few pages back.
You point at the GICLOPS,focusing on it,and try to order it to attack the OGRES and BASILISKS.
>CJ: Mexican Stand-off
FUCK YOU! All I wanted was to come and murder this guy for being a better drawy thing guy than me, but nooooooo. You all had to be RATIONAL and NON-VIOLENT, didn't you?! Well I have HAD IT! Time for my ultimate attack!
ONE O' THESE DAYS TECHNIQUE: STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING MOON!
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>Dirk: Attack!
... How?
Stab its face?
Uh, OK. You use your HASTE and SLOW SPECIBI in conjunction in an attempt to speed yourself and slow your gargantuan foe, allowing you to climb up to its face and stab the hell out of it.
FUCK YOU! All I wanted was to come and murder this guy for being a better drawy thing guy than me, but nooooooo. You all had to be RATIONAL and NON-VIOLENT, didn't you?! Well I have HAD IT! Time for my ultimate attack!
ONE O' THESE DAYS TECHNIQUE: STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING MOON!
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>Dirk: Attack!
... How?
Stab its face?
Uh, OK. You use your HASTE and SLOW SPECIBI in conjunction in an attempt to speed yourself and slow your gargantuan foe, allowing you to climb up to its face and stab the hell out of it.
>Team Aldirk: Dirk's combining of his FRAYMOTIFS allow you to move faster and cause the strange creature to move much slower. You're moving at about 10 times his speed.
The creature's arms actually make for pretty decent footholds, and you're able to reach the creature's head with little trouble. However, once you reach there, you find that you are unable to stab its face; its helm is too thick to be pierced.
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>Greg: Your PUPPETRY GLOVES allow you some influence over the GICLOPS' actions. However, it is an incredibly large and powerful foe; you're unable to completely control it. Still, you do manage to get to step on a couple of the OGRES, and the rest of the enemies scatter soon afterwards.
However, the GICLOPS is now focusing its full attention on you.
The creature's arms actually make for pretty decent footholds, and you're able to reach the creature's head with little trouble. However, once you reach there, you find that you are unable to stab its face; its helm is too thick to be pierced.
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>Greg: Your PUPPETRY GLOVES allow you some influence over the GICLOPS' actions. However, it is an incredibly large and powerful foe; you're unable to completely control it. Still, you do manage to get to step on a couple of the OGRES, and the rest of the enemies scatter soon afterwards.
However, the GICLOPS is now focusing its full attention on you.
>Greg:Look upon Giclops
Well atleast most of the threats are gone.
You look up at the GICLOPS with wide eyes.Now there is just this GICLOPS...who is bigger then you...and probably stronger..
You shake your head and exhale....You can do this...you are a Knight...a Knight doesn't let his fear rule him.
With a sigh of resignation you equip your STEEL KATANA,position it above your head and pounce upon the GICLOPS.
>Greg:STRIFE!
Well atleast most of the threats are gone.
You look up at the GICLOPS with wide eyes.Now there is just this GICLOPS...who is bigger then you...and probably stronger..
You shake your head and exhale....You can do this...you are a Knight...a Knight doesn't let his fear rule him.
With a sigh of resignation you equip your STEEL KATANA,position it above your head and pounce upon the GICLOPS.
>Greg:STRIFE!
>Cool Guy:
I guess that only works for my post. Hmmm, well, better get back to posting then.
>Connor: Look for an objective of some sort.
There has to be something helpful here, you guess, maybe. I mean, why would you go though another dead end and stuff.
I guess that only works for my post. Hmmm, well, better get back to posting then.
>Connor: Look for an objective of some sort.
There has to be something helpful here, you guess, maybe. I mean, why would you go though another dead end and stuff.
>Chas: You begin poking the monster with DROOG'S SILVERWARE. It's not very effective...
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>Greg: You're able to deal some moderate damage to the GICLOPS. It roars out in pain, and swipes at you. Although you're able to dodge the attack, the dust and debris knocked up by the blow partially blind you.
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>Connor: You realize that the giant staircase in the middle of the room actually goes through the ceiling. There's a hole for the staircase.
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>Greg: You're able to deal some moderate damage to the GICLOPS. It roars out in pain, and swipes at you. Although you're able to dodge the attack, the dust and debris knocked up by the blow partially blind you.
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>Connor: You realize that the giant staircase in the middle of the room actually goes through the ceiling. There's a hole for the staircase.
>Greg:Be partially blinded
You score a few hits on the GICLOPS while managing to dodge the ones he throws at you.One of its hits kicks up a cloud of dust and debris which,unfortunately for you,gets into your eyes.
You spend a few moments trying to to clear your eyes while dodging and getting in hits were you can.
This is a disadvantage you don't need.
>Greg:Try to clear eyes
You score a few hits on the GICLOPS while managing to dodge the ones he throws at you.One of its hits kicks up a cloud of dust and debris which,unfortunately for you,gets into your eyes.
You spend a few moments trying to to clear your eyes while dodging and getting in hits were you can.
This is a disadvantage you don't need.
>Greg:Try to clear eyes
>Chas: Your FLASH doesn't appear to really faze the creature. Then again, it's moving ten times as slow as you are, so it just might take a while to react.
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>Greg: As you attempt to clear your eyes, you suddenly feel a large hand closing around you. It looks like the GICLOPS has picked you up. Oh dear...
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>Greg: As you attempt to clear your eyes, you suddenly feel a large hand closing around you. It looks like the GICLOPS has picked you up. Oh dear...
>Greg:Get pick up by Giclops
You squirm in the creatures hand to no effect.You still haven't gotten all of the dust out of your eyes and now it looks like your about to be crushed.What a lovely day this has been.
You try to think of a plan but none comes to mind.
You try to focus on the GICLOPS in hopes that your space powers show up again.Now would be a very good time for those.
You squirm in the creatures hand to no effect.You still haven't gotten all of the dust out of your eyes and now it looks like your about to be crushed.What a lovely day this has been.
You try to think of a plan but none comes to mind.
You try to focus on the GICLOPS in hopes that your space powers show up again.Now would be a very good time for those.
>Dirk: Get creative
Oh shit, you are TERRIBLE at creative. When creative sees you walking down the street, creative takes your face and--
Well, it's not important, you guess. What IS important is murdering this GIANT FUCKNASTY MONSTER. So far it seems immune to everything.
Suddenly, you get an idea. You tell SNAKE EYES to use his VENOMY STUFF to try and burn through its armor.
Oh shit, you are TERRIBLE at creative. When creative sees you walking down the street, creative takes your face and--
Well, it's not important, you guess. What IS important is murdering this GIANT FUCKNASTY MONSTER. So far it seems immune to everything.
Suddenly, you get an idea. You tell SNAKE EYES to use his VENOMY STUFF to try and burn through its armor.
>Greg: You soon figure out that you kind of need air in order to pull off those space... power... things.
Your vision starts to fade, when you're suddenly dropped by the GICLOPS! The landing stuns you, but you're able to look up and see that the monster is now being battled by... a boxer?
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>Team Aldirk: Snake Eye's VENOM stuff is unable to burn through the creature's tough skin.
As for weak spots, you again notice the three red circles in the middle of the creature's head. You might want to try hitting there, instead of just arbitrarily stabbing its face.
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>Weird guy who's shooting energy blasts at the planet: Your attacks are quite ineffective. In addition, you're suddenly beset by a large group of DENIZENS, who take turns pummeling you in various, but all very painful, ways.
Your vision starts to fade, when you're suddenly dropped by the GICLOPS! The landing stuns you, but you're able to look up and see that the monster is now being battled by... a boxer?
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>Team Aldirk: Snake Eye's VENOM stuff is unable to burn through the creature's tough skin.
As for weak spots, you again notice the three red circles in the middle of the creature's head. You might want to try hitting there, instead of just arbitrarily stabbing its face.
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>Weird guy who's shooting energy blasts at the planet: Your attacks are quite ineffective. In addition, you're suddenly beset by a large group of DENIZENS, who take turns pummeling you in various, but all very painful, ways.