Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Strife, and stuff.

You attack the imps, killing all of them easy with you advanced Two Star Agency Club.

>Connor: Look for what ever your objective is suppose to be and stuff.

What the hell is that anyways? For the life of yourself you can't remember. Whatever, best you just get on with your quest. You look for something of interest.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Hope for a miracle

You try to use your space powers but it doesn't seem to be working.You seem to be having trouble breathing.And your vision is swimming before you.

You try to struggle but its no use...the pain...it...What the?....OUCH...

When your vision returns to somewhat normal,you see that the GICLOPS seems to have dropped you,you now laying on the ground...on your back,and from what you can see is now being attacked by... a boxer?

You can't help but just sit there watching as you try to return yourself to normality.

 

[Pappytech]

>Team Aldirk: The red light that you stab cracks and fractures. It soon loses its glow.

The creature begins stretching its arms towards you, albeit very slowly.

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>Connor: The room is pretty much barren, except for the Grist dropped by the IMPS. The staircase, however, continues upwards.

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>Greg: Yeah, you're not crazy. There's some old guy who's actually boxing with the GICLOPS. And winning, by the looks of things.

After a few moments, the GICLOPS is destroyed. Well, that was surprisingly easy.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Quickly pick up grist, and make your ascent

Oh boy, your having so much fun in this game. You pick up the small amount of grist and go upward bound.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Try to stand up

You try to stand up...and end of falling onto the ground again.Ouch.

You try again after a moment and succeed in not falling now this time,though you are still abit wobbly.

You see that the.......boxer?......has taken care of the GICLOPS.He made it look so easy.And for an old guy too.

You give him your thanks as you walk toward him,or more like wobbled toward him.

 

[Pappytech]

>Connor: The next floor is similar to the other two you just passed through, with the exception of its prior occupants.

You're now facing an OGRE.

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>Greg: The BOXER gives you a quick look over, and tosses a KUNAI towards you. The small knife lands at your feet. It looks like there's a note wrapped around the hilt.

The BOXER then tells you something about floating and stinging, and dashes off. Well, that was random.

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>Chas: Your STABBY THING is kind of useless if you don't specify a target for it. By sheet luck, you manage to hit a second red dot, which also shatters and stops shining.

The monster's arms seem to speeding up as they reach towards you...

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: The last eye

Spoiler

Smile, you SON OF A *****.

Spoiler

ULTIMATE GUNBLADE TECHNIQUE: CAN YOU EVEN FIRE THIS GUN HOLDING IT LIKE THAT

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Fondly regard thoughts of your Father
Oh yeah, you forget he's relevant, you wonder if he's ok...

>===>
You're fucking bored, man!

>===>
...And bored is the first step to relapse.

>Xavier: Reenact the Goodbye Horses scene from Clerks 2
No, what the fuck do you look like? Some wannabe cool guy?

Speaking of which...
>Xavier: Pester some wannabe cool guy

Spoiler: Show Pesterlog

[09:07] -- lionizedAnon [LA] began pestering backroomSix [BS] at 21:07 --
[09:07] LA: Hey!
[09:07] LA: Wannabe cool guy!
[09:07] BS: What?
[09:07] LA: What are you doing?
[09:07] BS: I have no fucking idea
[09:07] LA: Typical...
[09:07] BS: Why are you pestering me?
[09:07] LA: Bored!
[09:08] LA: I
[09:08] LA: Am
[09:08] LA: Bored!
[09:08] BS: Well I
[09:08] BS: Don't
[09:08] BS: Care
[09:08] LA: Don't steal my shtick!
[09:08] BS: Does it mater?
[09:08] LA: Not really...
[09:08] BS: Ugh, so how goes your quest?
[09:09] LA: Well, the Derse or Desire place is weird...
[09:09] LA: Beth got ejected...
[09:09] BS: What do you mean?
[09:09] BS: She died, like, a long time ago
[09:09] LA: From the game.
[09:09] BS: I know
[09:09] LA: No...
[09:09] BS: I have know
[09:09] BS: n
[09:09] LA: Ejected.
[09:09] BS: What does that fucking mean?
[09:09] LA: This game wouldn't kill someone.
[09:10] BS: What?
[09:10] LA: Why would they sell a game that kills people?
[09:10] BS: Because this isn't a noramal game
[09:10] LA: ...
[09:10] LA: True...
[09:10] BS: If it send mediors to peoples houses and naborhoods
[09:10] LA: But it wouldn't KILL someone...
[09:10] BS: Then how could it not kill someone?
[09:10] LA: ...
[09:10] BS: If a medior hits your house
[09:11] BS: Do you fucking live?
[09:11] LA: Digital reality...?
[09:11] BS: No, this is reality
[09:11] LA: Holographs?
[09:11] BS: This game is real
[09:11] BS: This game bends reality
[09:11] BS: If you die
[09:11] LA: Then why did we fucking play it!?
[09:11] BS: I don't know
[09:11] BS: I ask my self the same thing
[09:11] BS: But we're stuck with it
[09:12] BS: And we may as well finish it
[09:12] LA: Yeah...
[09:12] BS: We got nothing to go back to anyways
[09:12] BS: Earth is full of fuck
[09:12] BS: Even 4chan is down
[09:12] LA: Oh, wow, you must be flipping the fuck out like a weasel.
[09:13] BS: I should
[09:13] LA: Why not?
[09:13] BS: But something is keeping me sain and consentrated
[09:13] BS: I don't know
[09:13] LA: Weird...
[09:13] BS: I think my powers are slowly kicking in
[09:13] LA: Because I flipped out like 5 times...
[09:13] BS: I'm the bard of mind
[09:13] LA: Mage of Life.
[09:14] LA: Hopefully, I get to create people.
[09:14] BS: That's cool
[09:14] LA: Maybe revieve Beth...
[09:14] BS: I don't think that will work
[09:14] LA: You never know.
[09:14] BS: She's no longer exiscent
[09:14] BS: You can revived someone with out a body
[09:14] LA: One thing is certain about this game.
[09:14] BS: What?
[09:14] LA: You can never be certain.
[09:15] BS: Very creative
[09:15] LA: Thank you.
[09:15] BS: I'm going back to my game
[09:15] BS: And I still fucking hate you
[09:15] LA: Me too.
[09:15] LA: In a platonic way.
[09:15] BS: Bye
[09:15] LA: Bye.
[09:15] -- backroomSix [BS] ceased pestering lionizedAnon [LA] at 21:15 --
[09:15] -- backroomSix [BS] began pestering lionizedAnon [LA] at 21:15 --
[09:15] BS: Who's posting
[09:16] BS: I would love to do it
[09:16] BS: But I'm in the middle of something
[09:16] LA: I am.
[09:16] LA: Don't worry.
[09:16] BS: Cool
[09:16] BS: Thanks
[09:16] LA: No prob.
[09:16] BS: That converstion was a little out of place
[09:16] LA: True...
[09:16] BS: We didn't insult eachother once
[09:16] BS: Still, I think it's good enough
[09:17] BS: Use it
[09:17] LA: Kinda weird ain't it...
[09:17] BS: I don't think out charcters have to comepetely hate eachother

>Xavier: Look for enemies to grind

 

[Pappytech]

>Dirk: Yes. Apparently you can fire the gun while holding it like that.

The final red dot cracks and fades. You hear a clanking noise, and the creature's helm suddenly splits open, revealing a large mouth and a large number of eyes spread all over its head. The mouth suddenly splits open into a terrifying grin.

Moving at incredible speeds, the monster grabs you and Chas, and tosses you back to the ground. You're in a lot of pain. HEALTH VIAL 78%.

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>Xavier: There still aren't any enemies to grind. DI suddenly bursts out of his hut, waving his TABLET at you. He still seems kind of pissed.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Watch Boxer dash off

Well...that was....odd.

You reach down and pick up the KUNAI and examine it.There is little doubt in your mind that this was from your MOTHER.Though that leads to the question of were this "boxer" got it.

As your thinking of all this you see a little piece of paper wrapped around the hilt.You remove the paper and see that its a note.

>Greg:Read note

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Greet DI
You do so.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor:Wait, how are you pestering while being attacked by an ogre?

Stupid, you were pestering on the stairs. Now, what to do with this fucker?

Hmmmm-YOU GOT IT!

You take out the coconut and run up at the beast, dodging it's attacks, and you run up the monsters arm.

>Connor: Break two nuts with one stone.

Spoiler: OOC for GM

I didn't think it would come out good in writing if I said what I was doing, so put it here. I'm opening the coconut on the ogre's thick skull, and because I'm only doing it as a attempt to open the nut and not primarily as a attack, it doesn't mess with my weapon set.

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas: Your laser blasts seem to annoy the monster, but he doesn't seem to be particularly hurt. He kind of just stands there, waiting for you to do something else. He's probably just being lazy, like a certain other monster... a GodMonster...

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>Greg: The NOTE is written in your MOTHER'S handwriting. It's short and to the point:

Take care of Perrywinkle. Don't get killed. Be home for dinner.

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>Xavier: DI kind of throws his TABLET at your face. It seems he really wants you to read it.

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>Connor: But... no stone... two nuts? What?

Slamming the COCONUT against the OGRE'S head fails to crack the nut. Your arm is slightly numb from the impact, and it looks like the OGRE is sporting a killer headache.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Blink at note

You blink.Well that was...unexpected....and you very nearly failed at doing the second thing.

You sigh and shake yourself out of your stupor.You need to focus.Your not dead...yet.

You stuff the NOTE into your pocket and you stuff both the KUNAI and STEEL KATANA into your STRIFE SPECIBUS.The KUNAI is just close enough to a sword to count thankfully.

You continue on your way to the VILLAGE to make sure that the VILLAGERS are OK.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Fucking OW!
Lousy goddamn mouthless helpful dude!

>Xavier: Pick up and read the tablet

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas: Your FLASH causes the monster to roar in pain, and it covers its head with its many arms. It seems to be stumbling around, off-balance.

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>Greg: You find a small gate in the base of the tower. Looking through it, you can see some stairs down a long hallway. The gate is, however, locked, and you've no way of opening it.

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>Xavier: The TABLET seems to have two things written on it. First, DI explains (In some language that cannot be posted here) that you broke his table, and that he doesn't want your Boondollars.

Second, he asks you how you expect to get around.