Never had an urge to buy useless videogame ornaments before. Wtf utility will they ever provide? In this economy? I harbour no love for overpriced clutter: sort of. not counting those weighty metal shiny fantasy things.
Until.
Now.
www.first4figures.com
They found a mortal weakness. Fuck. But pinkie promise this is the absolute final irresponsible drunken purchase I'll ever make! Honest!

Until.
Now.

Conker's Bad Fur Day - The Great Mighty Poo (Exclusive Edition)
Exclusive: First 4 Figures is proud to introduce their latest statue collectible, The Great Mighty Poo! The Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day is a grotesque yet humorous character, taking the form of a giant singing pile of feces. Its operatic voice and unconventional presence add a...


They found a mortal weakness. Fuck. But pinkie promise this is the absolute final irresponsible drunken purchase I'll ever make! Honest!

