What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[TilMorrow]

"Lost my sister today, the other big guys are going to make fun of me... Oh and I got shot in the head and fell unconscious. FML"
-Johnny Topside-

 

[Gerdneek]

Defeated 10 Wild boars today, just found out I've got to kill 10 Dragons now. FML

-havetomuchtime

 

[wrecker77]

"Spy didn't just sap mah sentry. He sapped my entire goddamn base, dispenser and all. Even got Tims stuff. And the only pyro around just ran up to us and started touching stuff, running around going crazy. FML"

Cowboy_up66

 

[valkeminator]

MMMFFFFHHH!!! MFFFHHH HMMMFFF MFHHH FHHHMHHHHH!!! FHML.

BurnBabe532

 

[Zelda Rhapsodos]

Just found out that ASSHOLE Hojo isn't dead and is trying to destroy the world, everyone's bitching at me to help them and save the world. All I want to do is eat ice cream watch dirty movies and be left alone. Should've stayed in that coffin. FML

Creepy Crimson Gunslinger

 

[SamuelT]

"Fucking police made me pick up that can. Abuse of power much? FML."
-Glasses'n'Crowbar

 

[amppi1236]

"..."

-Free-Man

 

[valkeminator]

Not my MOTHER!! My new father is my enemy. FML.

-IBonkPeople

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"So I have to go back to Arkham to stop all the prisoners from escaping. Again. I swear this place is worthless... FML"

AdarkNight

 

[xidphel]

"After years of training, I was defeated by a trainer who started his journey just last week. In my shock, I was knocked of Mt. Silver by a gust of wind. 1 year later, I was finally able to continue my training so I went back to Mt. Silver for training. Guess who challenged me again. Guess what happened next! FML"

-PokeChampionRed

 

[xWestie]

Had to sacrifice myself today to detonate a bomb inside an enemy ship in an attempt to save the colonies. Turns out it lead the whole fleet right to us. FML.
-Jorgeinator.


Broke every bone in my body today. Turns out Hall of Meat isn't what it sounds like. FML.
-Sk8ter69

 

[dpixie]

My sister died, my bitchy brother ran off to join the templars, my elf lover dumped me because "it was all to much" and some nut-job just killed my mom! FML!

birdofpreymage

 

[valkeminator]

My Piss glows green... Must have been that toilet I drank from last night. FML.

-I Jingle-jangle

 

[VincentMm]

I'm in Fable III. FML

 

[mirror's edgy]

Got impaled with sword. Makes three times this week.
-SonofSparda

 

[Scarim Coral]

"Today I did odd jobs like coconut colleting, finding lost cats and gathering up deadly Scorpions. Surprisingly the wages weren?t minimums so I will soon have enough cash to enter the next rank battle. FML"

MoeOtaku

 

[Sparrow]

"Connection out here blows. FML."

WastelanderWanderer3

 

[Someone Depressing]

Have you seen this little girl? Y-ah high? Has a voice-actor with a rock embedded in her skull? Adoptive? Ya know?

-BeingAttackedByZombieNurses1685

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"I have the power to summon thermonuclear explosions and yet I can't get through this f@cking door! FML"

-RdmRPGhero