What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Sojoez]

Today, I was about to hit on that cute blond in the blue spandex suit when the radio (PA) announced that I had won the local lottery! Turns out my prize is to go fetch a water chip outside. FML.

-chosendweller

 

[Aetera]

Today, my wedding was interrupted, my groom killed, and my cousin raped. Then I was drafted into some weird cult that makes you drink blood that MIGHT KILL YOU and then go kill monsters until you die an early death. Also? My wedding dress was totes ruined. FML.

-BloodyBrideTabris

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[jhlip]

I saved Hyrule and now I have to go back to being a kid without having a reward night with Princess Zelda. FML

-FairyHater

 

[Vern5]

Got punched in the face so hard I died. That heavy's fists are made of steel or something. Damn, these masks are never going to fit on my face now. FML

-NotASpy

 

[orc1231515]

I just graduated from dragonslayer school, killed my first dragon. then karma got even with me and turned me into a dragon two. And to top it of, my former bro tried to knife me before the day ended.FML

-DragonSlayer_with_Wings-

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

My girlfriend was finally going to go let me have "the cake" tonight, only when I got to her house she has run off to another country to be with that Fat@$$ old turd who is rich as Hell. I went to his mansion to get my lady back, ONLY TO FIND SHE WASN'T THERE! FML

-Plumberman25

 

[The Harkinator]

So get this, my plane crashed and I'm stuck in the middle of the ocean. Then I see a lighthouse. Next thing I know I'm pumping myself full of stuff that mutates my DNA and getting bossed around by some Irish guy. If you thought it couldn't get any worse YOURE WRONG this place is full of people in waistcoats and diving suits with drills. And the all want to kill me in nasty ways FML....

Wouldyoukindly22

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I shot the entire population of Russia, again! Those motherfuckers fuck like rabbits.
CODmaster

 

[IceStar100]

Ok here I am minding my own busyness and then bam trap going to something called pymid... Then this chick does a break out and I get out on my own no help. Sh runs off and when I catch up to her she lockthe door on me. Wll some how I get out of all this only for this chick to stick a pain crown on my head.

Monkeyslave

 

[The Zero]

Ok, so I spend days wandering round a sacred building, constantly swimming and having to change my darn boots and the water level every 3 seconds, fighting an evil version of myself and an amebic phallus, thinking to myself "Least the Zoras will appreciate all this trouble I've gone through..." Temple defeated, sage awakened...and the domain doesn't even thaw out? FML.

 

[The Harkinator]

I'm in Fable III. FML

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[Princess_Dee]

Today, I was doing my job delivering papers. I accidentally threw a paper through someone's window, then I got chased by a dog for two blocks. After that, I got knocked over by a tornado. FML.

-boyOfPaper

 

[Grayfayce]

"Late for work AGAIN. Get down to Anomalous Materials, all shit breaks loose and I'm crow baring my colleagues in the face. FML"

1FreeMan

 

[Mr Shrike]

Some guys nicked me & my mom then sent my dad off to kill his buddies. Then they killed him. FML.

-JackM123

 

[Nannernade]

Went to the Viscount's office today but he is a very busy man I've been standing around politely tapping people on the shoulder and telling them if they are waiting to see the Viscount they better have some sort of luck with the gods because I've been waiting here all day. FML

DisgruntledKirkwallCitizen

 

[Dufaunce]

Got named Asswipe again. FML

-PokemonRival

 

[monkey_man]

This Bearded scientist is so awesome! Kiling those invading whitemasked bastards as they come. But he won't even talk to me ...FML.
-FancyVance

 

[ZydrateDealer]

My colony was invaded today by a Bulrathi War Fleet. It was a beautiful place with many riches...so my omnipotent master decides that it'd be prudent to blow the entire planet to pieces to stop the Bulrathi turning the tide of the war. Currently I (and a few million others) have been re-homed but it's a toxic world and there are Darlocks everywhere. FML

IncensedKlackonSlave1087315

 

[Bloodstain]

"Today, me and my mates wanted to eat some brains. Guess what: Some freakin' plants beat us up. Seriously, wtf? FML"
--brainsmasher666

"Today, some junkies brutally killed my wife and baby daughter, putting rubies on their bodies, blood glowing on ivory skin. Outside, snow is falling like ashes from post-apocalyptic skies. Everything turns into a vortex of green blood. I'll have to make some people trip over their feet, preferably into their graves. brb. FML"
--MasterOfMetaphors

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"I must construct additional Pylons... again FML"
-ProtossCMDR451